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| − | + | {{qf|[[Marge]]}} Bart! What on Earth are you doing? | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Bart]]}} Nothing much. Summer bites big time. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} Why don't you go play with Milhouse? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} I can't. His parents sent him to some stupid camp to help build up his self-esteem. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Rod Flanders]]}} Hi, Bart! Do you want to play with us? | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Todd Flanders]]}} We're playing "good samaritan." | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Sure! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} ''[thinking]'' This might be good for a laugh. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Rod}} Just lie on the ground, and Todd and I will tend to your wounds. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Okay, but did i mention... I have leprosy? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Todd}} Unclean! Unclean! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Rod}} Repent, vile sinner and leave our camp until thou art healed! | |
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| − | :'''[[Jimbo]] | + | :''[Bart's attempt at a skateboarding stunt results in a spectacular wipeout, leaving him battered and bruised.]'' |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Jimbo Jones]]}} Hey, Simpson! You should try some baby tricks first! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Nelson Muntz]]}} [[Ha Ha!|Haw haw!]] | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Kearney Zzyzwicz]]}} You stink! | |
| + | {{qf|[[Dolph Shapiro]]}} Next time, don't forget to wear a helmet! | ||
| + | :''[the other bullies stare quizzically at Dolph.]'' | ||
| + | {{qf|Dolph}} What?! Just because he stinks, doesn't mean he shouldn't practice proper skateboarding safety. | ||
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| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} I'll have one Buzz Cola super-Sizee Supoer-Squishee, my good man! And now for a little Kwik-E Cool down! Aaah...! That hits the spot! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Apu]]}} Bart Simpson, please find another place to cool your jets. The Kwik-E-Mart is not your personal air conditioner. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Sound}} ''PUNT!'' | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Ralph Wiggum]]}} Wheee! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Whoa! What's going on here? Ralph? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Ralph}} I'm a slippery seal! Bark! Bark! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Ha ha ha! | |
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| + | [[Category:Bart Simpson comics stories quotes]] | ||
Latest revision as of 13:08, March 7, 2022
- Marge: Bart! What on Earth are you doing?
- Bart: Nothing much. Summer bites big time.
- Marge: Why don't you go play with Milhouse?
- Bart: I can't. His parents sent him to some stupid camp to help build up his self-esteem.
- Rod Flanders: Hi, Bart! Do you want to play with us?
- Todd Flanders: We're playing "good samaritan."
- Bart: Sure!
- Bart: [thinking] This might be good for a laugh.
- Rod: Just lie on the ground, and Todd and I will tend to your wounds.
- Bart: Okay, but did i mention... I have leprosy?
- Todd: Unclean! Unclean!
- Rod: Repent, vile sinner and leave our camp until thou art healed!
- [Bart's attempt at a skateboarding stunt results in a spectacular wipeout, leaving him battered and bruised.]
- Jimbo Jones: Hey, Simpson! You should try some baby tricks first!
- Nelson Muntz: Haw haw!
- Kearney Zzyzwicz: You stink!
- Dolph Shapiro: Next time, don't forget to wear a helmet!
- [the other bullies stare quizzically at Dolph.]
- Dolph: What?! Just because he stinks, doesn't mean he shouldn't practice proper skateboarding safety.
- Bart: I'll have one Buzz Cola super-Sizee Supoer-Squishee, my good man! And now for a little Kwik-E Cool down! Aaah...! That hits the spot!
- Apu: Bart Simpson, please find another place to cool your jets. The Kwik-E-Mart is not your personal air conditioner.
- Sound: PUNT!
- Ralph Wiggum: Wheee!
- Bart: Whoa! What's going on here? Ralph?
- Ralph: I'm a slippery seal! Bark! Bark!
- Bart: Ha ha ha!
