Difference between revisions of "Bored Walk/Quotes"

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Marge: Bart! What on Earth are you doing?

Bart: Nothing much. Summer bites big time.

Marge: Why don't you go play with Milhouse?

Bart: I can't. His parents sent him to some stupid camp to help build up his self-esteem.

Rod Flanders: Hi, Bart! Do you want to play with us?

Todd Flanders: We're playing "good samaritan."

Bart: Sure!

Bart: [thinking] This might be good for a laugh.

Rod: Just lie on the ground, and Todd and I will tend to your wounds.

Bart: Okay, but did i mention... I have leprosy?

Todd: Unclean! Unclean!

Rod: Repent, vile sinner and leave our camp until thou art healed!

[Bart's attempt at a skateboarding stunt results in a spectacular wipeout, leaving him battered and bruised.]

Jimbo Jones: Hey, Simpson! You should try some baby tricks first!

Nelson Muntz: Haw haw!

Kearney Zzyzwicz: You stink!

Dolph Shapiro: Next time, don't forget to wear a helmet!

[the other bullies stare quizzically at Dolph.]

Dolph: What?! Just because he stinks, doesn't mean he shouldn't practice proper skateboarding safety.

Bart: I'll have one Buzz Cola super-Sizee Supoer-Squishee, my good man! And now for a little Kwik-E Cool down! Aaah...! That hits the spot!

Apu: Bart Simpson, please find another place to cool your jets. The Kwik-E-Mart is not your personal air conditioner.

Sound: PUNT!

Ralph Wiggum: Wheee!

Bart: Whoa! What's going on here? Ralph?

Ralph: I'm a slippery seal! Bark! Bark!

Bart: Ha ha ha!