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{{qf|Comic Book Guy}} [Aack!] I can explain! It was a pocket universe version of me! A robot! I was mindwiped! | {{qf|Comic Book Guy}} [Aack!] I can explain! It was a pocket universe version of me! A robot! I was mindwiped! | ||
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| − | {{qf|Comic Book Guy}} Simpson, you have ruined me! But perhaps... in some small way... I deserved it! I betrayed a young boy's trust! I have behaved no less shamefully than [ | + | {{qf|Comic Book Guy}} Simpson, you have ruined me! But perhaps... in some small way... I deserved it! I betrayed a young boy's trust! I have behaved no less shamefully than [[Dr. Octopus]] himself! Although the convention runs another day, I supposed you will resign your post tonight... and be my employee no more! |
{{qf|Bart}} What?! And give up the comic biz? | {{qf|Bart}} What?! And give up the comic biz? | ||
[[Category:Bart Simpson comics stories quotes]] | [[Category:Bart Simpson comics stories quotes]] | ||
Latest revision as of 10:23, July 30, 2021
- Comic Book Guy: ...And whilst you are in my employ you will address me not as Comic Book Guy, but as "Number One"... in honor of the fine service record of Jonathan Frakes!
- Bart: How does calling you "Number One" honor some old "Star Trek" actor?
- Comic Book Guy: [Tsk-Tsk] As millionaire Bruce Wayne said of The Riddler's young henchwoman, Molly, as portrayed by Jill St. John in the first two-part episode of the "Batman" TV series... "poor deluded child!"
- Comic Book Guy: Acceptable work, Simpson! Now set up my booth according to this floor plan... Which I painstakingly modeled after the Green Arrow's Arrow-Cave!
- Bart: By myself
- Comic Book Guy: I will be occupied in the men's room, for I have to boldly go!
- Gary: Hey, kid. Where's your "Number One?"
- Bart: I think he's doin' number two.
- Ralph Wiggum: Bart! A man drew on my hand! Will you buy my hand?
- Bart: You had me doing your work all day for a two dollar comic book?
- Comic Book Guy: [Aack!] I can explain! It was a pocket universe version of me! A robot! I was mindwiped!
- Comic Book Guy: Simpson, you have ruined me! But perhaps... in some small way... I deserved it! I betrayed a young boy's trust! I have behaved no less shamefully than Dr. Octopus himself! Although the convention runs another day, I supposed you will resign your post tonight... and be my employee no more!
- Bart: What?! And give up the comic biz?
