• Wikisimpsons needs more Featured Article, Picture, Quote, Episode and Comprehensive article nominations!
  • Wikisimpsons has a Discord server! Click here for your invite! Join to talk about the wiki, Simpsons and Tapped Out news, or just to talk to other users.
  • Make an account! It's easy, free, and your work on the wiki can be attributed to you.
TwitterFacebookDiscord

Difference between revisions of "Lisa's Lending Library/Quotes"

Wikisimpsons - The Simpsons Wiki
m (top)
 
(2 intermediate revisions by the same user not shown)
Line 1: Line 1:
{{TabQ|gags=no}}
+
{{TabQ|nogags}}
  
:'''[[Lisa]]''': Citizens of Springfield, I give you my free lending library! These are all the books on the school's summer reading list. I've read them already, so I thought I'd share!
+
{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Citizens of Springfield, I give you my free lending library! These are all the books on the school's summer reading list. I've read them already, so I thought I'd share!
:'''[[Ralph]]''': Hooray! It's a house for little people!
+
{{qf|[[Ralph Wiggum]]}} Hooray! It's a house for little people!
:'''[[Lisa]]''': No, Ralph, it's a library.
+
{{qf|Lisa}} No, Ralph, it's a library.
:'''[[Ralph]]''': Hi, Mr. Books! I'm Ralph!
+
{{qf|Ralph}} Hi, Mr. Books! I'm Ralph!
 
----
 
----
:'''[[Lisa]]''': Well, I can't say I didn't see that coming, but Isn't anyone actuallt reading a book?!
+
{{qf|Lisa}} Well, I can't say I didn't see that coming, but Isn't anyone actuallt reading a book?!
 
----
 
----
:'''[[Lisa]]''': Mom! No one is using my books as I intended!  
+
{{qf|Lisa}} Mom! No one is using my books as I intended!  
:'''[[Marge]]''': I don't know, Lisa. These seem pretty useful to me!
+
{{qf|[[Marge]]}} I don't know, Lisa. These seem pretty useful to me!
:'''[[Lisa]]''': [GASP!]
+
{{qf|Lisa}} [GASP!]
 
----
 
----
:'''[[Lisa]]''': Then this hasn't all been for nothing! You actually read a book!
+
{{qf|Lisa}} Then this hasn't all been for nothing! You actually read a book!
:'''[[Ralph]]''': I did?
+
{{qf|Ralph}} I did?
:'''[[Lisa]]''': Maybe this library is doing some good after all! Thanks, ralph!
+
{{qf|Lisa}} Maybe this library is doing some good after all! Thanks, ralph!
 
----
 
----
:'''[[Milhouse]]''': Hi, Lis! I'm looking for a slightly denser read. How about these?
+
{{qf|[[Milhouse Van Houten]]}} Hi, Lis! I'm looking for a slightly denser read. How about these?
:'''[[Lisa]]''': Old Yeller and Huck Finn! Good choices, Milhouse!
+
{{qf|Lisa}} Old Yeller and Huck Finn! Good choices, Milhouse!
:'''[[Milhouse]]''': Thanks! I love the classics! Now old yeller will make me a taller feller!
+
{{qf|Milhouse}} Thanks! I love the classics! Now old yeller will make me a taller feller!
:'''[[Lisa]]''': Grrrr...!
+
{{qf|Lisa}} Grrrr...!
 +
 
 +
[[Category:Simpsons Comics One-Shot Wonders stories quotes]]

Latest revision as of 10:18, May 15, 2021



Lisa: Citizens of Springfield, I give you my free lending library! These are all the books on the school's summer reading list. I've read them already, so I thought I'd share!
Ralph Wiggum: Hooray! It's a house for little people!
Lisa: No, Ralph, it's a library.
Ralph: Hi, Mr. Books! I'm Ralph!

Lisa: Well, I can't say I didn't see that coming, but Isn't anyone actuallt reading a book?!

Lisa: Mom! No one is using my books as I intended!
Marge: I don't know, Lisa. These seem pretty useful to me!
Lisa: [GASP!]

Lisa: Then this hasn't all been for nothing! You actually read a book!
Ralph: I did?
Lisa: Maybe this library is doing some good after all! Thanks, ralph!

Milhouse Van Houten: Hi, Lis! I'm looking for a slightly denser read. How about these?
Lisa: Old Yeller and Huck Finn! Good choices, Milhouse!
Milhouse: Thanks! I love the classics! Now old yeller will make me a taller feller!
Lisa: Grrrr...!