Lisa's Lending Library/Quotes

Quotes

Lisa: Citizens of Springfield, I give you my free lending library! These are all the books on the school's summer reading list. I've read them already, so I thought I'd share!

Ralph Wiggum: Hooray! It's a house for little people!

Lisa: No, Ralph, it's a library.

Ralph: Hi, Mr. Books! I'm Ralph!

Lisa: Well, I can't say I didn't see that coming, but Isn't anyone actuallt reading a book?!

Lisa: Mom! No one is using my books as I intended!

Marge: I don't know, Lisa. These seem pretty useful to me!

Lisa: [GASP!]

Lisa: Then this hasn't all been for nothing! You actually read a book!

Ralph: I did?

Lisa: Maybe this library is doing some good after all! Thanks, ralph!

Milhouse Van Houten: Hi, Lis! I'm looking for a slightly denser read. How about these?

Lisa: Old Yeller and Huck Finn! Good choices, Milhouse!

Milhouse: Thanks! I love the classics! Now old yeller will make me a taller feller!

Lisa: Grrrr...!