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Lindsey Naegle: I may be able to help! My name is Lindsey Neagle and, you see, I'm a TV producer. What if Mr. Simpson was appear on a new reality TV series I'm producing?

Roy Snyder: Hmmm... yes, in this state time on reality TV does count as community service. The defendant is sentenced to appear on television! And may god have mercy on your soul!

Marge: You're not going to Moe's tonight, Homer?

Homer: Nope. For some reason I feel like spending time with my family.

Bart: Huh? Why? What did we doing wrong?

Homer: Hey, what's the book Flanders left behind?

Bart: I dunno. We read it in Sunday school. The devil loses in the end.

Homer: Bart, what did I tell you about leaving spoiler space when we talk?

Ned Flanders: Hey, you shop-lifters!

Jimbo Jones: Yeah?

Ned: Would you mind running things while I go home and sneak in a nap?

Kearney Zzyzwicz: Uh... no that'd be cool.

Reverend Lovejoy: Ned Flanders! When you didn't show up for the Saturday pre-church warm-up sermon, we knew something was wrong.

Ned: What? Huh?

Helen Lovejoy: [GASP] are those beer cans?

Ned: Yeah, I tried stacking them in one of those cool pyramids, but they were blocking the swimsuit competition on TV!

Waylon Smithers: Well, if your personality is back to normal, I suppose you can have your job back. Truth be told, the new man we had taking your place just wasn't working out. Wiggum, you're fired!

Ralph Wiggum: I got lost on a field trip here, and the school left without me. You're Lisa's daddy man.