Difference between revisions of "Fangs for Nothing!/Quotes"
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{{qf|Bart}} Please take a seat! | {{qf|Bart}} Please take a seat! | ||
| − | {{qf|[[ | + | {{qf|[[Principal Skinner]]}} Is that you, Doctor Wolfe? You sound different! |
{{qf|Bart}} I... have a cold. So I'll be wearing a mask for our appointment!! | {{qf|Bart}} I... have a cold. So I'll be wearing a mask for our appointment!! | ||
| − | {{qf| | + | {{qf|Principal Skinner}} Ah! That light is very bright! |
{{qf|Bart}} You know what isn't bright? Gorging on cotton candy! | {{qf|Bart}} You know what isn't bright? Gorging on cotton candy! | ||
| − | {{qf| | + | {{qf|Principal Skinner}}[GASP!] How did you know? |
{{qf|Bart}} Your teeth are a mess! They need to be capped! | {{qf|Bart}} Your teeth are a mess! They need to be capped! | ||
| − | {{qf| | + | {{qf|Principal Skinner}} R-really? Well, far be it for me to question authority. I suppose you know best! |
{{qf|Bart}} Heh heh! | {{qf|Bart}} Heh heh! | ||
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{{qf|Sherri/Terri}} What condition? | {{qf|Sherri/Terri}} What condition? | ||
{{qf|Bart}} Well, I don't want to use the "v" word, but... | {{qf|Bart}} Well, I don't want to use the "v" word, but... | ||
| − | {{qf| | + | {{qf|Principal Skinner}} Good afternoon, children! |
{{qf|Sherri & Terri}} [GASP!] Principal Skinner's a va-va-vampire! | {{qf|Sherri & Terri}} [GASP!] Principal Skinner's a va-va-vampire! | ||
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{{qf|[[Lou]]}} Now, chief, you know this vampire scare can't be real, right? | {{qf|[[Lou]]}} Now, chief, you know this vampire scare can't be real, right? | ||
| − | {{qf|[[ | + | {{qf|[[Chief Wiggum]]}} I'm a father first and a police chief second... maybe third depending how my bowling team is doing. If Ralphie's in trouble, I'll shoot first and think later! |
{{qf|Lou}} So, basically, like you always do. | {{qf|Lou}} So, basically, like you always do. | ||
| − | {{qf| | + | {{qf|Chief Wiggum}} Speed it up, will ya?! It's a school zone, not a slow zone! |
{{qf|[[Raphael]]}} Actually, chief, the law says... | {{qf|[[Raphael]]}} Actually, chief, the law says... | ||
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{{qf|Bart}} Bart, get the children to safety and save yourself! Tell mother I loved her! | {{qf|Bart}} Bart, get the children to safety and save yourself! Tell mother I loved her! | ||
| − | {{qf| | + | {{qf|Principal Skinner}} Eeew! Tell her yourself! |
Revision as of 08:06, May 9, 2021
- Dr. Wolfe: I have to go immediately! Please tell my receptionist, Viky, to cancel all of today's appointments!
- Bart: Will do, Doc!
- Bart: Please take a seat!
- Principal Skinner: Is that you, Doctor Wolfe? You sound different!
- Bart: I... have a cold. So I'll be wearing a mask for our appointment!!
- Principal Skinner: Ah! That light is very bright!
- Bart: You know what isn't bright? Gorging on cotton candy!
- Principal Skinner:[GASP!] How did you know?
- Bart: Your teeth are a mess! They need to be capped!
- Principal Skinner: R-really? Well, far be it for me to question authority. I suppose you know best!
- Bart: Heh heh!
- Bart: Oh hey, Mrs. K! I'm back from my dental appointment! Did I muss actually use later in life?
- Edna Krabappel: Today, we were studying fractions... so, no.
- Bart: She's just upset because of what happened to principal Skinner.
- Sherri/Terri: What happened?
- Sherri/Terri: Is he okay?
- Bart: You don't know? I heard he was bitten by a bat on a vacation to Transylvania! That's why he took the morning off. To see if there was any hope for someone in his condition!
- Sherri/Terri: What condition?
- Bart: Well, I don't want to use the "v" word, but...
- Principal Skinner: Good afternoon, children!
- Sherri & Terri: [GASP!] Principal Skinner's a va-va-vampire!
- Lou: Now, chief, you know this vampire scare can't be real, right?
- Chief Wiggum: I'm a father first and a police chief second... maybe third depending how my bowling team is doing. If Ralphie's in trouble, I'll shoot first and think later!
- Lou: So, basically, like you always do.
- Chief Wiggum: Speed it up, will ya?! It's a school zone, not a slow zone!
- Raphael: Actually, chief, the law says...
- Bart: Bart, get the children to safety and save yourself! Tell mother I loved her!
- Principal Skinner: Eeew! Tell her yourself!
