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Difference between revisions of "Fangs for Nothing!/Quotes"

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m (top: replaced: Clancy Wiggum → Chief Wiggum (2), Seymour Skinner → Principal Skinner (6))
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{{qf|Bart}} Please take a seat!
 
{{qf|Bart}} Please take a seat!
{{qf|[[Seymour Skinner]]}} Is that you, Doctor Wolfe? You sound different!
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{{qf|[[Principal Skinner]]}} Is that you, Doctor Wolfe? You sound different!
 
{{qf|Bart}} I... have a cold. So I'll be wearing a mask for our appointment!!
 
{{qf|Bart}} I... have a cold. So I'll be wearing a mask for our appointment!!
{{qf|Seymour Skinner}} Ah! That light is very bright!
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{{qf|Principal Skinner}} Ah! That light is very bright!
 
{{qf|Bart}} You know what isn't bright? Gorging on cotton candy!
 
{{qf|Bart}} You know what isn't bright? Gorging on cotton candy!
{{qf|Seymour Skinner}}[GASP!] How did you know?
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{{qf|Principal Skinner}}[GASP!] How did you know?
 
{{qf|Bart}} Your teeth are a mess! They need to be capped!
 
{{qf|Bart}} Your teeth are a mess! They need to be capped!
{{qf|Seymour Skinner}} R-really? Well, far be it for me to question authority. I suppose you know best!
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{{qf|Principal Skinner}} R-really? Well, far be it for me to question authority. I suppose you know best!
 
{{qf|Bart}} Heh heh!
 
{{qf|Bart}} Heh heh!
 
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{{qf|Sherri/Terri}} What condition?
 
{{qf|Sherri/Terri}} What condition?
 
{{qf|Bart}} Well, I don't want to use the "v" word, but...
 
{{qf|Bart}} Well, I don't want to use the "v" word, but...
{{qf|Seymour Skinner}} Good afternoon, children!
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{{qf|Principal Skinner}} Good afternoon, children!
 
{{qf|Sherri & Terri}} [GASP!] Principal Skinner's a va-va-vampire!
 
{{qf|Sherri & Terri}} [GASP!] Principal Skinner's a va-va-vampire!
 
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{{qf|[[Lou]]}} Now, chief, you know this vampire scare can't be real, right?
 
{{qf|[[Lou]]}} Now, chief, you know this vampire scare can't be real, right?
{{qf|[[Clancy Wiggum]]}} I'm a father first and a police chief second... maybe third depending how my bowling team is doing. If Ralphie's in trouble, I'll shoot first and think later!
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{{qf|[[Chief Wiggum]]}} I'm a father first and a police chief second... maybe third depending how my bowling team is doing. If Ralphie's in trouble, I'll shoot first and think later!
 
{{qf|Lou}} So, basically, like you always do.
 
{{qf|Lou}} So, basically, like you always do.
{{qf|Clancy Wiggum}} Speed it up, will ya?! It's a school zone, not a slow zone!
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{{qf|Chief Wiggum}} Speed it up, will ya?! It's a school zone, not a slow zone!
 
{{qf|[[Raphael]]}} Actually, chief, the law says...
 
{{qf|[[Raphael]]}} Actually, chief, the law says...
 
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{{qf|Bart}} Bart, get the children to safety and save yourself! Tell mother I loved her!
 
{{qf|Bart}} Bart, get the children to safety and save yourself! Tell mother I loved her!
{{qf|Seymour Skinner}} Eeew! Tell her yourself!
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{{qf|Principal Skinner}} Eeew! Tell her yourself!

Revision as of 09:06, May 9, 2021



Dr. Wolfe: I have to go immediately! Please tell my receptionist, Viky, to cancel all of today's appointments!
Bart: Will do, Doc!

Bart: Please take a seat!
Principal Skinner: Is that you, Doctor Wolfe? You sound different!
Bart: I... have a cold. So I'll be wearing a mask for our appointment!!
Principal Skinner: Ah! That light is very bright!
Bart: You know what isn't bright? Gorging on cotton candy!
Principal Skinner:[GASP!] How did you know?
Bart: Your teeth are a mess! They need to be capped!
Principal Skinner: R-really? Well, far be it for me to question authority. I suppose you know best!
Bart: Heh heh!

Bart: Oh hey, Mrs. K! I'm back from my dental appointment! Did I muss actually use later in life?
Edna Krabappel: Today, we were studying fractions... so, no.
Bart: She's just upset because of what happened to principal Skinner.
Sherri/Terri: What happened?
Sherri/Terri: Is he okay?
Bart: You don't know? I heard he was bitten by a bat on a vacation to Transylvania! That's why he took the morning off. To see if there was any hope for someone in his condition!
Sherri/Terri: What condition?
Bart: Well, I don't want to use the "v" word, but...
Principal Skinner: Good afternoon, children!
Sherri & Terri: [GASP!] Principal Skinner's a va-va-vampire!

Lou: Now, chief, you know this vampire scare can't be real, right?
Chief Wiggum: I'm a father first and a police chief second... maybe third depending how my bowling team is doing. If Ralphie's in trouble, I'll shoot first and think later!
Lou: So, basically, like you always do.
Chief Wiggum: Speed it up, will ya?! It's a school zone, not a slow zone!
Raphael: Actually, chief, the law says...

Bart: Bart, get the children to safety and save yourself! Tell mother I loved her!
Principal Skinner: Eeew! Tell her yourself!