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− | * | + | ===Heaven and Hell Pt. 1=== |
+ | {{Table| | ||
+ | {{THT|After the user logs in on February 21st:|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Marge Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|What am I going to do? Temperance is falling for Artie. My beloved protagonist is going to end up with the wrong man!}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Yeah, it's a literary catastrophe. So, what's for dinner?}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Marge Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Why are you even here? I told you that I would call YOU when I'm ready to talk.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|I thought you WERE ready.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Marge Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|When did you think that happened? When you brought me a half-eaten box of chocolates or when you climbed naked into our bedroom window?}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|No, like many developments in our marriage, I thought it happened when I was at Moe's. I better go back and double-check.}} | ||
+ | {{THT|'''Task: '''Collect Beer Barrels [x115]<br/>'''Task: '''Make Marge Think of a Plan (4h, Simpson House or Brown House)<br/>'''Task: '''Make Homer Go to Moe's (4h, Moe's Tavern, Moe's Express, O'Flanagan's Pub, The Gridiron or Brown House)|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Marge Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Okay, so writing Cyrus into all this didn't help anything, but what more can I do? Those two were meant for each other.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Marge Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|I suppose I could try to write Cyrus out of the book… A bus comes out of nowhere? A gardening mishap? A garden comes out of nowhere?}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Marge Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|I have no experience writing myself out of a corner. I need to talk to a professional!}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|At your service.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Marge Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Not you. I need to talk to Esme Delacroix!}} | ||
+ | {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | ===Heaven and Hell Pt. 2=== | ||
+ | {{Table| | ||
+ | {{THT|After completing Heaven and Hell Pt. 1:|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Esme Delacroix Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|So, Marge, how's the sequel coming?}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Marge Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|I've hit a bit of a snag. My protagonist is about to fall for the wrong man. How can I make her see that she's making a mistake?}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Esme Delacroix Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Well, whenever I need to give my heroine a nudge in the right direction, I introduce a new villain. How many scoundrels are in your book?}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Marge Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Umm, just the one I suppose.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Esme Delacroix Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|One?! Oh, Marge, remember my rule of scoundrel thumb or "scumb": A scoundrel a chapter keeps your reader a captor.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Esme Delacroix Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Just create a new villain who steals your protagonist away, only to be thwarted by your knight in shining armor.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Marge Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|That's really good advice! I can never thank you enough.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Esme Delacroix Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|It's fine if you just pay my consulting fee.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Marge Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Yeah, that's what I meant when I said I can't thank you enough.}} | ||
+ | {{THT|'''Task: '''Collect Beer Barrels [x115]<br/>'''Task: '''Make Marge Get Back to Writing (4h, Simpson House or Brown House)<br/>If the user has Esme Delacroix: '''Task: '''Make Esme Delacroix Collect Her Fee (4h, Books! Books! And Additional Books! or Brown House)|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Marge Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Now, I just need to think up a new villain who can turn Cyrus back into the hero!}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Marge Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Of course! Captain Mordecai can come back. That's new! Okay here goes…}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Marge Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>types<nowiki>*</nowiki> Captain Mordecai, relentless in his search to track Temperance, stumbles across a small town. After docking his boat, he calls to a local fisherman…}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Captain Mordecai Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|You there! What's the name of this hell-hole town?}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Yar, ye've docked at the bustling port of Springfield. What brings a fine specimen of captainhood like yerself here on this fine afternoon?}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Captain Mordecai Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|I'm looking for some lost property. Perhaps you've seen her. About yea-high, easy on the eyes, with yardarm of ocean-blue locks.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|I know who ye be referring tee. Don't know where she resides but check the dive bar known as Moe's. Her husband is frequently seen thereabouts.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Captain Mordecai Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Husband?! Be he a righteous fightin' man or a cowardly peewee?}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|A pee wee he be.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Captain Mordecai Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|I see. Tee hee.}} | ||
+ | {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | ===Heaven and Hell Pt. 3=== | ||
+ | {{Table| | ||
+ | {{THT|After completing Heaven and Hell Pt. 2:|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Captain Mordecai Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Which one of you lousy, soon-to-be-dead, slobgoblins calls himself Homer?}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Ooh, somebody's in trouble. I'm sure glad my name isn't — hey wait, that's my name!}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Captain Mordecai Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|So, you're the one who stole my wife from me? Not sure what she sees in you. Not much to look at.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|I'll have you know that women say I'm a LOT to look at.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Captain Mordecai Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Enough! Draw your sword. I'm gonna gut you like a fish for laying your hands on Temperance.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Temperance? Oh, you mean the other Marge. I never touched her.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Captain Mordecai Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|You mean my Temperance has been faithful to me?}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Uh, well now I didn't say that.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Captain Mordecai Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Then draw yer sword!}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Moe Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Hold on there, Popeye and Pinkeye. If youse are gonna fight to the death, there's a two-drink minimum.}} | ||
+ | {{THT|'''Task: '''Collect Beer Barrels [x115]<br/>'''Task: '''Make Homer Catch Captain Mordecai Up (4h, Moe's Tavern, Moe's Express, O'Flanagan's Pub, The Gridiron or Brown House)<br/>If the user has Captain Mordecai: '''Task: '''Make Captain Mordecai Listen to Homer (4h, Moe's Tavern, Moe's Express, O'Flanagan's Pub, The Gridiron or Brown House)|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Captain Mordecai Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|So you're having trouble with your wife, too?}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Big time. She kicked me out.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Captain Mordecai Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Women. Can't live with ‘em. Can't burn ‘em at the stake. Have you tried showing an interest in something she likes?}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|All the time! Marge likes me, and I show a lot of interest in myself.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Captain Mordecai Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|My Temperance loves whales. So, every so often, I go kill one for her. As a way to show her my love.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Hmm. Kill a whale for Marge. Are you Japanese?}} | ||
+ | {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | ===Heaven and Hell Pt. 4=== | ||
+ | {{Table| | ||
+ | {{THT|After completing Heaven and Hell Pt. 3:|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Marge Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Now that Mordecai has been talking about Temperance, he's primed to find her. Then Cyrus will save the day and Temperance will go back to him.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Marge Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Alright, time to get Captain Mordecai on the move.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Marge Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>types<nowiki>*</nowiki> Captain Mordecai, feeling a renewed sense of purpose, prepares to set off to find Temperance…}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Captain Mordecai Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Homer, you have filled me with a renewed sense of purpose to find Temperance. Would you care to accompany me on my quest?}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Right after this beer. And one more after that.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Captain Mordecai Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|What in the blazes?! Barkeep, the woman in the box there…make her louder!}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Moe Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Yeah, yeah. Keep your sword in its scabbard. <nowiki>*</nowiki>turns up TV volume<nowiki>*</nowiki>}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Titania Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|So if you like what you see, come on down to Knockers. "For the wings", right? <nowiki>*</nowiki>winks at camera<nowiki>*</nowiki>}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Captain Mordecai Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|By Neptune's whiskers. She'd make a mighty figurehead on my bow. Is that how maidens dress in this town?}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Welcome to the twentywhateveritis century, Ahab. You should see what they wear in the yoga place down the block. They call them "tights" for a reason.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Captain Mordecai Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Is it because they're tight?}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Prob'ly.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Captain Mordecai Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|What are we waiting for? Yoga ho!}} | ||
+ | {{THT|'''Task: '''Collect Beer Barrels [x155]<br/>'''Task: '''Make Homer Go to a Yoga Studio (4h, Downward Doghouse Yoga Studio or Brown House)<br/>If the user has Captain Mordecai: '''Task: '''Make Captain Mordecai Follow Homer (4h, Downward Doghouse Yoga Studio or Brown House)|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Marge Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Two can play at this game.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Marge Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>furiously types<nowiki>*</nowiki> Captain Mordecai does NOT go to a yoga studio to ogle women! He turns around and resumes his quest to find Temperance…}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Captain Mordecai Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Homer, are you sure we shouldn't resume our quest to find Temperance?}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|You were the one who told me to show an interest in the same things that Marge likes...}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Marge likes yoga, so we're going to watch yoga, and that's the ONLY reason we're going to watch yoga.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Marge Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|I would argue with him but none of this makes a bit of sense.}} | ||
+ | {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | ===Heaven and Hell Pt. 5=== | ||
+ | {{Table| | ||
+ | {{THT|After completing Heaven and Hell Pt. 4:|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Captain Mordecai Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|So…this is yoga?}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Yep.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Captain Mordecai Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Do they mind if we watch?}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Maybe. But how do you explain all the piggy nose-marks on the windows?}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Captain Mordecai Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|They all look like you made them.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Also, maybe. Either way, I think we better sign up.}} | ||
+ | {{THT|'''Task: '''Collect Beer Barrels [x195]<br/>'''Task: '''Make Homer Take In a Yoga Class (4h, Downward Doghouse Yoga Studio or Brown House)<br/>If the user has Captain Mordecai: '''Task: '''Make Captain Mordecai Ogle Women (4h, Downward Doghouse Yoga Studio or Brown House)|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|My arms and legs feel so limber. That was great! I can see now why Marge comes here.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Captain Mordecai Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|I signed up for a year's membership!}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|You were right, Imaginary Weirdo. I have been taking Marge's needs for granted. Now I need to prove to her I'm willing to change and be a better man.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Captain Mordecai Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Magnificent.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Are you listening to me or staring at the yoga pants again?}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Captain Mordecai Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Just magnificent.}} | ||
+ | {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | }} | ||
{{DEFAULTSORT:The Simpsons: Tapped Out Love and War content update/Heaven and Hell Gameplay}} | {{DEFAULTSORT:The Simpsons: Tapped Out Love and War content update/Heaven and Hell Gameplay}} | ||
[[Category:The Simpsons: Tapped Out gameplays]] | [[Category:The Simpsons: Tapped Out gameplays]] |
Revision as of 17:09, February 21, 2021
Contents
Heaven and Hell
Heaven and Hell Pt. 1
Heaven and Hell Pt. 2
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Heaven and Hell Pt. 3
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Heaven and Hell Pt. 4
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Heaven and Hell Pt. 5
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