| Were Is Your Hair
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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Were Is Your Hair is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Treehouse of Horror XXIX content update. It requires Were-Milhouse to be obtained.
Dialogue[edit]
| After obtaining Were-Milhouse
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Lisa, don't be frightened...
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What, that you're only wearing underwear. Frightening isn't what I'd call it.
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I can't stand the feel of clothing on my skin anymore. I'm a werewolf!
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You'll have to lock me up once a month, but it can still work out between us.
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Who ever heard of a werewolf without any hair?!
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I'm a short-coat werewolf. Some kind of Chihuahua, I think.
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But I'll get hair, tons of it! I'll show you!
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| Task: "Make Were-Milhouse Try to Grow Chest Hair". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 60 minutes.
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There, see? Chest hair.
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That's three cat hairs glued on with craft paste.
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Oh, so now I have to grow it.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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| After tapping on Were-Milhouse's exclamation mark
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There's a lot more to being a werewolf than just being hairy, Lisa.
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Like what?
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For example, right now I'm being overcome by an animal instinct!
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To hunt?
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Well, that too. But mainly an animal instinct to take a hit off my inhaler.
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| Task: "Make Were-Milhouse Prowl Around". The job takes 4 hours.
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*panting* I'm sorry you had to see that raw display of animal aggression.
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Yeah, that squirrel you were chasing did look pretty nervous.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Were-Milhouse's exclamation mark
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If you'll excuse me Lisa, I'm going to go howl at the moon...
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I thought your doctor told you no loud vocalizations.
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Oh, that's right. Maybe it'll be okay if l mutter at a streetlamp.
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| Task: "Make Were-Milhouse Have a Howling Good Time". The job takes place at Shops and takes 24 hours.
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This is the best day of my life!
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There's only one thing that could make it better, hearing Lisa admit she was wrong about me all along...
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Or at least wrong about me today.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Were-Milhouse's exclamation mark
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Lisa, it's happening! The moon is up! I'm about to transform!
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Don't let me savagely mutilate anyone, please!
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And don't let me run through any long grass. I get terrible allergies.
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| Task: "Make Were-Milhouse Feel the Change". The job takes 8 hours.
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I transformed back. Did I kill anyone while I was a werewolf?
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No. I just put you on a leash and took you for a walk.
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That's disappointing.
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Cheer up. You found three dead birds to roll around in.
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Well, that's something!
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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