| Alpaca Lips Now
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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Alpaca Lips Now is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Treehouse of Horror XXVII content update. It requires Crazy Iguana Lady to be obtained.
Dialogue[edit]
| After tapping on Crazy Iguana Lady's exclamation mark
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Ugh-laiira-lahua!!
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I think I can translate. I speak fluent drunk.
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She's not drunk. She's the crazy lady that throws iguanas.
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So we've got one that throws cats and now a DIFFERENT one that throws iguanas? Man, we're really digging into the bench here.
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| Task: "Make Crazy Iguana Lady Throw Iguanas". The job takes 12 hours.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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| After tapping on Crazy Iguana Lady's exclamation mark
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Blahrr Raighn Yaiirg!
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I think her lizard throwing is coming from some sort of inner turmoil.
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Ugh, I hate that stuff. Remember the good old days, when turmoil was on the outside?
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I'm gonna teach her to calm down with Tai Chi. That half hour course I took online is finally paying off!
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| Task: "Make Lisa Teach Tai Chi to Crazy Iguana Lady". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Crazy Iguana Lady's exclamation mark
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Raiirar! Yeariar! Reirr!
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If I understand her babbling correctly, she says “the Tai Chi isn't working”. Either that or some racist stuff against Belgians.
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Okay, time for plan B. Or should I say “plan P” because it's pottery time! Nothing calms the nerves like making a vase.
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Yeariar! Raiirar!
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She's willing to try. But man, she's really got a thing against Belgians.
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| Task: "Make Marge Teach Pottery to Crazy Iguana Lady". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 8 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Crazy Iguana Lady's exclamation mark
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Yeeriarr…
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Marge, bad news. The pottery wheel is making her dizzy.
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It happens. What if we just focus on glazing?
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Honey, I lied to protect your and pottery's feelings. She hates it. It's making her angry. Angry enough to throw something. Something reptilian.
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I get it! She doesn't throw iguanas because she's angry, she throws them to stop getting angrier.
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Just like how you use alcohol? Okay lady, throw away!
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| Task: "Make Crazy Iguana Lady Throw More Iguanas". The job takes 12 hours.
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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Behind the Laughter[edit]
The quest name is a reference to Apocalypse Now.
