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The Simpsons: Tapped Out Not Yet Spring Cleaning content update/Premium Gameplay
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New Year, New Fried Dough
| After the user logs in on January 9th:
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I want to try a New Year's line of special donuts. Maybe ones with sparklers in them!
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Cool! I can use them to light these crullers with M80's in them.
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I'm not sure these pastries are safe...
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Marge is right, you should let me eat the first twelve batches to make sure they're child proof.
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Laird Ladd is thinking outside the box! For a limited time, get bonus Donuts when you purchase Donuts from the store!
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The Mighty Explorers
The Mighty Explorers Pt. 1
| After tapping on Lewis Clark's exclamation mark:
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*panting* Am I back? How much time has passed?
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Since school ended? About five minutes.
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Since the explosion.
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Oh yeah, explosion. I always forget that's what reset the world.
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Haven't you noticed I've been gone since then?!
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Look, dude, a lot of people disappeared. I can't remember every single side character.
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So, what've you been up to?
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Oh, nothing much. Just trying to save the world.
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| Task: Make Lewis Clark Tell An Explorer's Tale (4h, Springfield Elementary)
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It all started when I was inside the Brown House investigating a strange pattern of child disappearances...
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...I heard whispering coming from inside a closet--
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Whoa, whoa, whoa. What are you doing?
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I'm telling my tale.
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In a long boring monologue?
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I have to get all the details in so people understand.
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You've got to tell your story in quick, punchy bursts, otherwise people are gonna tap right through.
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No, don't tap through! My tale is exciting!
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Look, ditch the tale. Let's just play video games.
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That does sound more exciting!
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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The Mighty Explorers Pt. 2
| After tapping on Lewis Clark's exclamation mark:
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So, what's changed in the world since I've been gone?
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Wow, a lot. You may want to sit down for this.
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What is it?
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In November of 2016...
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...I beat your high score in Space Blasters.
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NOOOOOO!
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| Task: Make Lewis Clark Beat the High Score (1h, Android's Dungeon or Brown House)
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It feels great to get my hands back on that joystick again and get back on top!
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Aw man! All I do is lose this week. First our Mighty Pigs hockey game, now this.
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The Mighty Pigs are on a losing streak?
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I don't remember the last time we won.
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Round up the team. I may be able to help.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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The Mighty Explorers Pt. 3
| After tapping on Lewis Clark's exclamation mark:
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Thanks for coming, it's great to see you all again.
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Lewis?! Where have you been?
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After the explosion, I was stuck in a never-ending void of nothingness.
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I had only one item to keep me from going completely insane...
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...the screenplay for the 1992 film "The Mighty Ducks".
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Using the knowledge I learned from that sacred tome, I'm going to lead this hockey team to victory!
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| Task: Make Lewis Clark Write the Beats of Mighty Ducks onto Notecards (4h, Mighty Pigs Practice Rink or Brown House)
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Step one is to turn this rag-tag team into respectable hockey players.
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How do we do that? Learn the rules of the game and practice a lot?
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No. This is accomplished by getting new uniforms and equipment.
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Wow, I feel like a new player! Now I can slash people with my new skates instead of with butter knives tied to the bottom of my sneakers.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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The Mighty Explorers Pt. 4
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Next step is to make your coach pick between his career and his love for the team.
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Are you crazy? I'm not choosing this team over my job that actually pays me!
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I only do this because Ralphie has gone through every baby sitter in town.
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I broke my finger but never told anyone!
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You're gonna have to figure something else out to motivate me to care about the team.
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| Task: Make Lewis Clark Get Wiggum Fired (4h, Police Station or Brown House)
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I don't know what happened. I showed up to work and they said they found drugs in my desk.
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I only keep bribes, illegal guns and incriminating photos of myself in that drawer!
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Now Lou's the chief. He's probably going to rub it in my face.
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I'll show him... by winning at youth hockey!
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Jackpot!
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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The Mighty Explorers Pt. 5
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Now the last and most important step.
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We come together as a team, using skills we didn't know we had to beat the other team?!
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No, you guys stink. You have no skills, that's why you lose all the time.
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So what's this secret trick?
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We use a technicality to make the best kid from the next town over play for our team and score all the goals.
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Oh...
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But we all get trophies if we win, right?
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Yeah.
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Yay!
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| Task: Make Lewis Clark Cheer On the Mighty Pigs (8h, Mighty Pigs Practice Rink or Brown House)
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Congratulations, guys! I knew you could win!
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We owe it all to you!
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So, what will you do now that you're back in the world?
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I don't know. I sorta miss the solitude of the void.
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Are... are you thinking of going back there?
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No, I'm just going to go to the new Mark Wahlberg movie. Should be pretty empty in there.
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Oh man! You really learned how to zing while you were gone!
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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Daddy's Little Angel
Daddy's Little Angel Pt. 1
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Hurry up, Dad! I'm going to be late for hockey practice!
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We'll go once I finish watching Flanders' video on ViewTube.
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I never knew you supported Ned so much.
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Pff, I'm only watching it so I can "dislike" it at the end.
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Looks like I'm going to have to take matters into my own hands if I ever want to get to practice.
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You're going to walk?
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No, I'm going to tell Mr. Flanders to make shorter videos.
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| Task: Make Lisa Teach Flanders to Edit (8h, Flanders House)
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So, you see, Mr. Flanders, you don't need this footage of yourself setting up the mic for eight minutes.
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But how will people track my emotional journey??
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Ugghhh.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Daddy's Little Angel Pt. 2
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Come on, Dad! If I'm late for hockey practice again, Coach Wiggum's going to bench me!
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Gotta finish Flanders' ViewTube videos!
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How are you still watching them? I made him edit them down to two minutes.
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Yeah, and now they're tight and punchy! I love them and have to watch them all!
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Ugh, why am I so good at giving editorial notes?!
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| Task: Make Lisa Walk to Practice (4h, Mighty Pigs Practice Rink)
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Lisa, why are you so tired already?
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Because I had to walk all the way here.
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Sounds like you're not managing your time very well.
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You should watch this video called "The Crime of Wasting Time." It's by...
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Don't say Flanders.
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Oh, so you've seen it! Such tight editing!
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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No Assembly Required
No Assembly Required Pt. 1
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Martin, since you've sacrificed your social life to get the best grades in class, I'm letting you pick the class trip.
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Wow, such a sacred educational responsibility.
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Martin, buddy! Want to play naive astronauts and hostile aliens with me at recess?
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Say, have I ever told you how much I've wanted to visit a real space ship factory?
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Martin, take any snack from my lunch! Y'know, I hear the video game studio is nice this time of year...
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Why waste our field trip on such high tech endeavors when we can witness the old time charm of the Box Factory!
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*groans*
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Task: Make Martin Lead a Class Field Trip (4h, Box Factory)
Quest reward: 100 and 10
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No Assembly Required Pt. 2
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Whoa! Look at all these drones! I bet I can use one to prank Homer.
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What's happened to all the history? The elegant simplicity of folding generic boxes by hand?!
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Look at me! I'm a package being delivered.
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Bart! Stop trying to send Milhouse away with free two-day delivery!
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Hell is empty, and all the demons are here.
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| Task: Make Martin Run Away From Change (4h, Box Factory)
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Well students, in order to justify this as educational, I have to give everyone a grade -- A's all around!
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Everyone, except Martin that is. Since he ran away he's getting an incomplete and failing this assignment.
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But that will ruin my perfect GPA! I'll never be able to go on after this!
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Haw-Haw!
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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Your Goose is Cooked
Your Goose is Cooked Pt. 1
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Smithers, why is my nemesis Jay G at the top of this business chart instead of me?
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Uh, that's the Top 40 chart for Rap Music, sir.
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I should be at the top of every list, from Richest Man to Poorest Charitable Habits!
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What's this I hear? You think you can out-rap me, Burns?
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*rapping* Old Man Burns, you really are a joke / You've struck out so much, it made you have a stroke!
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Ha! You didn't even start your rapped lyrics by saying your name and what you're here to say!
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This is going to be easier than I thought.
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Task: Make Mr. Burns Record a Rap Song (4h, Golden Goose Realty)
Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Your Goose is Cooked Pt. 2
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*rapping* So in conclusion, you'll get a bruising / If you try to out-rap me, you'll end up losing!
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Not bad, Burns.
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Really?
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"Bad" would be an improvement!
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*honk*
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Even Goosius hates it! You're last on the charts!
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If I can't beat you spitting rhymes, I'll beat you blocking shine! Sunshine that is!
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You've done that like a dozen times!
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It's my greatest hit!
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| Task: Make Mr. Burns Block Out the Sun (8h, Sun Blocker 2, Burns Manor or Golden Goose Realty)
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You're pathetic. Isn't that right, Goosius?
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...Goosius?
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You're right, blocking out the sun doesn't make me a better rapper.
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But it does make the days shorter, which made your pal Goosius fly south for the "winter".
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Goosius can't fly on his own -- he's used to first class!
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You'll pay for this, Burns!!!
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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