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The Simpsons: Tapped Out Treehouse of Horror XXVIII content update/Gameplay
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Act 1 Gameplay
A Bull in a Magic Shop
A Bull in a Magic Shop Pt. 1
After the user logs in on October 3rd:
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I still need a wand, robe, an animal familiar, a couple books...
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Heck no. I'm not wasting my “I'm-faking-a-sick-day” to take you costume shopping. Halloween is so far away it scares me. Eeeagggh! See. Scared.
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But if I don't start work on it now, it'll just be a dumb costume. I need cosplay grade or better this year.
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Why are you trying so hard to impress the weird anime kids? And the weirder adults?
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If you ever become part of a real fandom, you'll understand.
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Task: Make Lisa Use Fandom Powers to Annoy Homer (6s, Simpson House, Homer)
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There's even a new district called Charmer's Market in town that panders to everything I'm gushing about. Can we go? Can we? Can we?
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No. Not in a million years. Not even if my Dad particles are teleported there and back... No!
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But they have a ton of junk food, just with stupid fancy-sounding names.
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Sounds stupid-endous! And even dumb-licious!
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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A Bull in a Magic Shop Pt. 2
After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
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So, let's get this dress shopping over with. Where to? How ‘bout the nearest computer? You can buy things online, like a normie millennial.
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Where's the thrill in that? I need a quest to acquire my robes and wands! The journey is as important as the accoutrements.
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That's why we must cross the Magic Station into Charmer's Market!
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I'd ask questions about what you just said but honestly, I wouldn't understand your answers.
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Task: Build Charmer's Market Task: Make Springfielders Pretend They're Wizards [x3] (6s, Charmer's Market) Task: Make Homer Mock Kids and Adult Kids (6s, Charmer's Market)
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I'm looking for a Magic Tap Ball doubles partner. Rough touch rules. BYOB: Bring Your Own Broom.
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I like my stuffed owls just as ornery as the real ones! And I'm willing to trade my lunch money to procure it!
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I cast “AMEX-O” with my dad's credit card to buy a bag of funky tasting jelly beans!
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Honey, Bart should've come with us. He'd have a field day making fun of all these freaks.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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A Bull in a Magic Shop Pt. 3
After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
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Is this the last store? I can't walk another step unless you can cast a wizard spell on my aching feet.
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I promise this is the last stop. Besides, the wand is the most important piece!
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You must have a special bond with a wand. It must call to you. Some say it takes years to find a wand that-
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*stare* Got it!
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Task: Make Homer Drool Over Old Wand (6s, Charmer's Market)
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Dad, you can't just take it! That's pick-pocketing, or wand-pocketing, or something.
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I'll pay for it. I'm just trying it out in my back pocket to see if it makes my butt look cool.
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*snap*
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You just sat on it, didn't you?
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Yeah, but how's my butt look?
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Angelica Button and the Mystical Beasts
Angelica Button and the Mystical Beasts Pt. 1
After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
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Did you feel that?! The whole place shook when the wand snapped! Maybe that wand was a little more special than the others.
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Is that a shot at my weight?
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I'm just saying that maybe that wand was a little more special than the others.
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I hope it IS special. Half of it broke off inside me.
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I think it's speaking to me, promising me donuts and wealth to buy more donuts.
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That's…a little unsettling. That also sounds familiar. Like I've read this before.
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Task: Make Lisa Re-Read Angelica Button Series (6s, Simpson House)
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I think these books hold the clues to what happened back at Charmer's Market. I think it has to do with the Angelica Button-verse merging with Springfield!
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Phew, okay. I'm just glad you're not drifting into Equalia again.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Angelica Button and the Mystical Beasts Pt. 2
After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
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Dad, I found out who owned that wand!
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Great. Do you know if they have a lenient return policy?
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Forget returning it! Springfield merging with the magical world means the threat of Don't-Say-His-Name is real!
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We shouldn't be afraid to call people by their given names.
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Don't-Say-His-Name is his given name!
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Wow. His parents shoulda thought a little longer on that one.
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Task: Build Magic Academy Task: Make Homer Guess Name (6s, Simpson House) On job start:
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Maybe he just hates his name. I'll bet he got stuck with Eugene. God, I hate Eugene. I hate it so much!
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No, saying his name is what can lead him to us. And then he can use his powers to suck the essence out of everyone!
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Sounds like Eugene has some issues.
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On job end:
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Building a school to teach kids magic is a way to stop him… and his giant beasts.
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I'd love to discuss these giant beasts but it's dinner time. So let's put a pin in it for now.
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Quest reward: Wizard Lisa, Wizard Bart, Magic Act Milhouse, 100 and 10
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Angelica Button and the Mystical Beasts Pt. 3
After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
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It's hideous! And nasty! Puberty sure messed with your magic friends, Lisa.
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*picks nose*
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Those are goblins, Mom!
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These are the bad guys you were so worried about? Big deal.
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Nah, goblins are like rodents. A little mystical, sure, but really kind of vanilla.
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Task: Tap Mystical Pests [x3]
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Is this the worst Eugene can throw at us? His mystical tricks are kinda lame.
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His name isn't Eugene! And he's only just begun to reveal his powers.
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All I'm saying is, I've seen better magic tricks at a backyard Milhouse birthday party!
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Quest reward: 50 Event Currency and 10
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Angelica Button and the Mystical Beasts Pt. 4
After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
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All this fear-mongering about mythical creatures makes me hungry. Must be part of their magic.
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Boo.
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*munch* Ahhhhh! *munch*
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That's one of them! If only there was time to say I told you so!
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*waves wand* I cast “ENTRAP-O”!
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Task: Place Kearneymon's Alley Task: Make Lisa Try to Capture Kearneymon
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Wow, all that wand waving and you didn't stop it from rampaging down Evergreen Terrace.
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But I did figure out how to drain the dark mana out of it. That's what keeps the beasts in Don't-Say-His-Name's control.
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Quest reward: 50 Event Currency and 10
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Angelica Button and the Mystical Beasts Pt. 5
After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
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Chief Wiggum, this is getting out of control. Shouldn't the police be getting into this mess?
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On foot patrol, I've stepped into a lot of messes. But the girl's right. These goblins are becoming a problem. We should escalate to excessive use of force already!
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There aren't enough trained witches and wizards in Springfield to knock these pests down!
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Ralphie came home from school with a wizard's hat… or maybe it was a dunce cap. I'm not sure.
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Task: Place Magic Tower Task: Use the Magic Tower Quest reward: 50 Event Currency and 10
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Angelica Button and the Mystical Beasts Pt. 6
After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
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Mayor Quimby, as a founding member of your “Kids Council on Stuff”, I believe we have a real problem on our hands.
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Er, on our hands and on our shoes. These foul creatures are leaving behind globs of glowing golden flakes. If these globs turn into potholes, the voters will trash my Mayoral sash!
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The goblins protect the gold in the Angelica Button-verse. They're guardians of their currency!
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Their nose snot is also worth a fortune at the Charmer's Market gift shop.
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A fortune, you say? Then I declare it a new Springfield currency!
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Task: Craft an Item at Charmer's Market Quest reward: 50 Event Currency and 10
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Angelica Button and the Mystical Beasts Pt. 7
After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
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How can you exploit these poor goblins for their boogers?!
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Extracting their nose gold is perfectly humane. Chief, I want you to dig deep into their skulls to get every last bit of goo.
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Will do. And when we've de-boogered Springfield, we're off to Shelbyville and beyond.
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Ah, we don't have that authority, Chief. Shelbyville is not an “open-carry” wand town.
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You make me sick, Lou… always following the law.
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I'll draft some quick legislation. A license to carry in one place should work everywhere else.
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Task: Tap Mystical Pests in Other Springfield [x3] Quest reward: 50 Event Currency and 10
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Angelica Button and the Mystical Beasts Pt. 8
After tapping on Skinner's exclamation mark:
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Why are the kids ripping branches off the trees on school property? They're making Willie cry.
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They've stripped me trees more naked than a Scotsman's under-kilt!
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We ran out of wands. Even in a fantasy setting our budget still sucks.
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My wand is leaking.
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*sigh* All right children, there will be a special after-school class to explain what we've all just seen.
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Task: Unlock Lewd Task: Collect Wands [x300] Quest reward: 50 Event Currency and 10
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Angelica Button and the Mystical Beasts Pt. 9
After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
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Great job, everybody! These mystical beasts weren't expecting us to fight back.
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Marvelous! We're on our way to unraveling Don't-Say-His-Name's spell on these beasts.
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Did you just say Don't-Say-His-Name?!
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Maybe I did just say Don't-Say-His-Name or maybe I didn't just say Don't-Say-His-Name. Who's asking? What's your name?
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Uh... I'm not sure.
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Task: Capture Kearneymon [x15] Task: Make Homer Keep Asking Whose Name Can't They Say (4h, Simpson House)
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I mean seriously, legally, can his parents even name him that?
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When he's carded at Moe's what's on his driver's license?
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I'm not saying it! Read the books if you really want to know.
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Unless it's a pop-up book and it pops up right in my eye, I'm not reading anything.
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System Message
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You have completed the Act 1 story! Keep expanding your Magic Academy and capturing Beasts, Act 2 starts soon!
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Quest reward: 100 Event Currency and 20
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Magic Scratch-R
After completing Angelica Button and the Mystical Beasts Pt. 2:
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Hey Apu, can I get a Scratch-R? My kid is obsessed with a fake magic school, and I'm going to need some real tuition money soon.
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Why don't you try our new mystical and very supernatural Scratch-R?
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Sweet magician's mojo, not you too, Apu?!
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You know what they say: if you can exploit a fad for profit, do it!
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System Message
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Try your luck on the Magic Scratch-R during the Treehouse of Horror XXVIII event! Available now, at the Kwik-E-Mart!
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Wand Surplus
After completing Angelica Button and the Mystical Beasts Pt. 9:
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Task: Collect Wands [x5000]
Quest reward: 1/2/3
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Act 2 Gameplay
Hocus Bogus
Hocus Bogus Pt. 1
After the user logs in on October 17th:
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Alright, I think we're getting the hang of the capturing part. Juice boxes all around!
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That's only half the battle. We need to train them to follow our commands.
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What sort of commands?
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To rip and tear our enemies apart like lions!
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Any chance we could just nuzzle and lick them like sheep?
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Task: Enchant Kearneymon [x15] If the user has Ralph: Task: Make Ralph Sneak Some Juice (4h, Wiggum House) Quest reward: 50 Event Currency and 10
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Hocus Bogus Pt. 2
After tapping on Milhouse's exclamation mark:
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This is kinda cool. We're like caretakers for these giant beasts. What should we feed them?
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Fairy dust. Ground coarsely, preferably. They'll get fussy if you don't serve it right.
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My Mom says the stuff she sprinkles in my cereal is fairy dust. It makes me less fussy... and very sleepy.
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Task: Make Willie Dig Up His Stock (4h, Willie's Shack) Quest reward: 50 Event Currency and 10
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Hocus Bogus Pt. 3
After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
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Mom, part of the magic of going to a boarding school is living away from home!
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I'm sorry, Lisa. Either you're staying at home with a curfew, or you're paying the cost of room and board away from home.
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Fine. I'll get a student loan... or better yet, maybe I can be a resident assistant. Ooh, I can be in charge of planning all the social events!
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Task: Place Dormitory Tower Task: Make Magic Academy Kids Skip Social Events [x5] (4h, Dormitory Tower) Task: Make Lisa Be a Try Hard Resident Assistant (4h, Dormitory Tower) Quest reward: 50 Event Currency and 10
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Hocus Bogus Pt. 4
After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
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Hey, it's that pimply-faced squeaky guy that serves me food everywhere. What are you doing at my house?
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I'm here on behalf of the beast walking app Rawr to walk your dragon or other mythical creature.
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You've got to walk them, too?! This is worse than having a kid!
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Just see to it that they do their “business” in Flanders' yard.
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Task: Summon Kearneymon (4h, Kearneymon's Alley) Quest reward: 50 Event Currency and 10
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Hocus Bogus Pt. 5
After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
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I'm trying to ask an important question here, and everyone is busy monster hunting!
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What's your question?
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What's the dude's name?! I need to know! I must know! I demand to know! Pleeeeeeeeaaaaasssssseeeee?
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Task: Make Homer Plead to Know the Name (4h, Simpson House)
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What if we tried sign language? Or Morse Code? Or semaphore? Or Pawnee.
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You'd have to learn any of those.
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D'oh! How ‘bout burping? I'm fluent in that.
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System Message
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You have completed the Act 2 story! Keep expanding your Magic Academy and enchanting Beasts, Act 3 starts soon!
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Quest reward: 100 Event Currency and 20
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Mystical Beast Mania
After completing Hocus Bogus Pt. 5:
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Task: Collect Fairy Dust [x10000]
Quest reward: 1/2/3
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Act 3 Gameplay
Say His Name, Say His Name
Say His Name, Say His Name Pt. 1
After the user logs in on October 31st:
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We're short on toads again.
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Toads? We still dissect toads in magic school?
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No, Transmogrification. These are Toad Princes... still with a penchant for eating flies.
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Our toad promised us riches if we help him get back to his realm. We're just not sure whether he means gold or more flies.
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Task: Collect Toad Princes [x300] If Hocus Bogus Pt. 4 wasn't completed: Task: Summon Kearneymon (4h, Kearneymon's Alley) Quest reward: 50 Event Currency and 10
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Say His Name, Say His Name Pt. 2
After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
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I didn't want to do this. But, Lisa, if you don't tell me this guy's name, you're grounded.
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We have rules in this house. And rule #1 is: no cowering in fear of some stupid name.
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Fine! If I write it down, will you just shut up about it?
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I'll try. I can't promise. I'm told I have quite a mouth on me.
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Task: Make Homer Read Name Out Loud (4h, Simpson House)
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Monty-mort. Montymort. Lord Montymort. Doesn't sound so terrifying to me.
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*poof* How in the boiling cauldron did I get here?
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Ah! Ah, the girl said your name!
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Quest reward: 50 Event Currency and 10
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Say His Name, Say His Name Pt. 3
After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
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It IS you! The most despicable antagonist in the Angelica Button series! This is both frightening and really cool at the same time.
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Silence, little girl. My monsters should have demolished this pathetic town by now. Slithers! What in the blazes is taking them so long?
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It appears it's become trendy to capture and train them, sss-sir. People and their exotic pets, you know?
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Well, if my monsters won't do it, then it's up to their master. Doesn't anyone realize I have a magical-essence-sucking quota to meet?
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I'll start with the portly oaf and the pesky girl that brought us here.
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Not if I can help it! I'll find your weakness! I have powers of my own!
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Task: Place Magic Academy Ruins Task: Make Lisa Search Books for Exploits (4h, Simpson House) Task: Make Homer Hide His Essence (4h, Simpson House) Quest reward: 50 Event Currency and 10
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The Vestige
The Vestige Pt. 1
After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark:
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So, how do we beat him? Guns? Knives? Age shaming?
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Or do we say his name backwards? Destroy a bunch of his cursed childhood trinkets?
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According to the books, it's none of those. It says the key to beating Montymort is…physically beat him.
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That's why God created bullies!
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Task: Make Springfielders Duel Montymort (4h (Magic Academy Ruins) Quest reward: 50 Event Currency and 10
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The Vestige Pt. 2
After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
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You can't win, Lord Montymort! We won't let you destroy our town.
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You fools can't stop me! I've got a monopoly on magic. Time to tap into those resources now!
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Of all the giant things to attack Springfield, this must be the weirdest and wrinkliest one.
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Enchanted beasts! Fight in the name of Springfield!... while I ignore the fact that I'm forcing mythical creatures to fight!
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Task: Make Beasts Battle Montymort (4h (Magic Academy Ruins)
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Foolish humans. You thought you could escape our menace for three seasons in a row? Prepare to di--
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What in Rigellian Hell is going on down there?!
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No idea. We really have been away too long.
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Let's bail. We know enough not to butt in on another invader's decimation of Earth.
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Quest reward: 50 Event Currency and 10
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The Vestige Pt. 3
After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
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The mystical beasts did it! He's knocked out cold.
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Huzzah! We have beaten the evil Lord Montymort. His name has no power anymore! Montymort! Montymort! Montymort!
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But it's annoying me.
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You think I'm defeated that easy? I've got at least a trilogy's worth of untapped storyline left. You haven't seen the last of me!
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Man, they always know how to drag these things out. Let's speed up his plot line.
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Task: Defeat Lord Montymort [x3]
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What have you done?! I feel as powerless as the middle-class's ability to enact policy change.
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Fighting us repeatedly burned your magical reserves up! We've finally beaten you!
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Quest reward: Lord Montymort, 50 Event Currency and 10
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The Vestige Pt. 4
After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
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Woo hoo! We kicked the crap out of an old man!
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Lord Montymort, as judge, jury, defense, prosecutor, and inattentive audience, I find you guilty of trying to suck the magic out of everyone.
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Do your worst! I've lived for centuries, through countless hellscapes… including fruit-flavored gum and fidget spinners.
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I hereby sentence you to three life sentences…
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It will be a breeze.
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...to be served out here in Springfield.
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Nooo! Please, take my life instead. I beg of you!
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Task: Make Montymort Serve His First Life Sentence (8h, Springfield Penitentiary, Police Station or Brown House) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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The Vestige Pt. 5
After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
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Can we keep the Magic Academy?
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Another school would take from our school supply budget. We'd be forced to steal golf pencils and use triple-sided paper.
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What if we made it a for-profit school?
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We could use those profits to hire more teachers and create scholarships for the poor!
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Or fund a new parade convertible for this city's mayor?
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Task: Make Springfielders Go Shopping at Charmer's Market [x5] (8h, Charmer's Market) Task: Make Springfielders Pay to Attend Magic Academy [x5] (8h, Magic School) Task: Make Lord Montymort Clean Up Beast Droppings (8h, Kearneymon's Alley)
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Everything seemed better when I didn't know his name.
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I know how to fix that—bang the old noodle into a steel pole. *BANG* *BANG*
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Dad, no!
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Dad, who?
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System Message
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You have completed the event story! Keep expanding your Magic Academy and enchanting Beasts!
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Quest reward: 50 Event Currency and 10
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Post-Magical Depression
After completing The Vestige Pt. 5:
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Task: Collect Toad Princes [x5000])
Quest reward: 1/2/3 Donuts
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Happy Halloween 2017
After the user logs in on October 31st at 11am GMT:
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Why are all the Normies getting into costumes and traveling door to door?
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It's Halloween! Everybody dresses up to go around asking for candy.
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Sounds like panhandling to me. We've eradicated that in my universe.
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Really?! You've evolved as a society beyond these silly customs?
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No, we just sent all the panhandlers through an interdimensional portal to a mysterious place called “San Francisco”.
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System Message
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Happy Halloween! Instead of a trick, have some treats on us!
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Quest reward: 10
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