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The Simpsons: Tapped Out County Fair content update/Gameplay
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Gameplay
Pride and Pageantry
Pride and Pageantry Intro
| After the user logs in on September 12:
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Flanders, what's this big pumpkin-y looking pumpkin next to my hammock?
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Praise the gourd! One of my seeds must've Exodus-ed its way to your yard and sprouted!
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Well get it out of here, that's where I throw my empty beer cans.
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Surely! The dregs of your devil's brew fertilized it into the biggest pumpkin of the bunch! It's sure to win first prize at the County Fair.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, first prize? Are you trying to take credit for my hard work?! My yard, my pumpkin!
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Now buzz off. Farmer Homer has to do some gardening.
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Task: Make Homer Drink and Throw Empties Out the Window (6s, Simpson House)
Task: Make Flanders Do Normal Gardening Work Like a Sucker (6s, Flanders Home)
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Wow, Homer, that pumpkin's even bigger than before. You've sure got a green thumb!
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I'll show you ANOTHER finger if you keep bugging me while I'm drinking
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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Pride and Pageantry Pt. 1
| After completing Pride and Pageantry Intro:
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Out of the way, losers! Future award-winning pumpkin coming through!
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Homer, that trash talking's not really in the spirit of friendly competition.
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Maybe if you paid more attention to your crops and less to my crap-talking, you'd have bigger gourds.
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Could you at least try not to stomp on other contestants' vegetables?
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Task: Make Homer Talk Trash to Other Contestants (3h, Simpson House)
Task: Make Springfielders Compare Prize Crops [x5] (3h, Simpson House)
Task: Earn Prize Ribbons [x150]
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Homer, your gourd is the largest.
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Woo-hoo!
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...but it's technically more alcohol than pumpkin, so you are disqualified.
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D'oh!
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...but your pumpkin won first place in the home brewing competition.
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Woo-hoo!
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pride and Pageantry Pt. 2
| After completing Pride and Pageantry Pt. 1:
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This fair is not going well. The carnies aren't even having turf wars!
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I have an idea to get people excited.
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Let me guess, Lisa, some sort of recycling drive?
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No, it's--
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What, you want to knit a quilt for some second-tier disease no one's heard of?
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No, that's not what I--
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We don't have time to listen to some dumb little girl's ideas.
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I WAS TALKING ABOUT HAVING A BEAUTY PAGEANT!
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Everybody shut up, the dumb little girl has a great idea! Get my judging sash!
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Task: Make Quimby Find His Sash That Says "JUDGE" (3h, Town Hall)
Task: Make Lisa Prepare the Stage for the Pageant (3h, Town Hall)
Task: Earn Prize Ribbons [x325]
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Welcome everyone, to the Little Miss Springfield Pageant!
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Did he say, "Little Miss"? This is not the pageant I wanted!
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Lisa, honey, get off the stage. You can protest later.
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I'm not protesting the pageant -- I'm in it!
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pride and Pageantry Pt. 3
| After completing Pride and Pageantry Pt. 2:
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Lisa, I'm happy you want to compete in the pageant, but... have you been eating your father's booze pumpkin?
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Mom, I can only win so many spelling bees, geography bees, and bee-raising bees. I want to be in a fun contest with girls my own age.
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All the girls your own age dropped out because they thought you were going to throw paint on them to protest fake fur.
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Fake fur is manslaughter!
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Yes, well, since you're the only one left, you are the new Little Miss Springfield.
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Wow, I don't know what to say!
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You can start by officiating the livestock competitions.
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Task: Make Little Miss Springfield Lisa Officiate Contests (3h, Fair Pavilion or Springfield Elementary)
Task: Earn Prize Ribbons [x325]
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This magnificent bovine takes top prize!
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...
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What becomes of a prize-winning bull?
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Steak, hamburger, and -- just between you and me -- tofu
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pride and Pageantry Pt. 4
| After completing Pride and Pageantry Pt. 3:
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I can't choose the animals that get led to slaughter!
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You must! It says so in the bylaws. It also says you're in charge of managing the town's DVR.
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County fairs should champion progressive values of the twenty-first century like organic foods, sustainable farms, and free-range livestock.
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I think you're confusing the twenty-first century with the twentieth. Nowadays people only care about putting sriracha on things.
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Normally, I'd side with Lisa, but I do love a burger topped with spicy chili sauce.
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Finally, something stupid Flanders and I can agree on!
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Task: Make Ned Have a Burger With Homer (3h, Krusty Burger, Homer)
Task: Earn Prize Ribbons [x325]
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That hit the spot. I could go for a hot dog next!
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Those won't be ready until the "Miscellaneous" animal category is judged
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pride and Pageantry Pt. 5
| After completing Pride and Pageantry Pt. 4:
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This is terrible!
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Lisa, don't think of yourself as the judge who sentenced these animals to slaughter. Think of yourself as a DIFFERENT judge who denied their appeal.
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That's it, I can't sit by anymore while we butcher animals in the name of “community”.
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It's time to use a public position for something it was never intended for: a voice for change and awareness.
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Task: Make Little Miss Springfield Lisa Protest (8h)
Task: Earn Prize Ribbons [x325]
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Who knew the farmin' business would be so controversial? First, they stole our markets, now this.
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If'n someone could find the funds to buy my place, well, they could have it, headache and all.
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Is that so?
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pride and Pageantry Pt. 6
| After completing Pride and Pageantry Pt. 5:
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You were right, Mayor. The bylaws say I have to judge the animals.
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But it also says that I get to pick what we spend the community funds on.
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Why are we always giving power of attorney to children?! We should've learned our lesson when that Little League team instituted martial law!
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I've decided that we're going to buy a community farm! And all the animals can live there in harmony and we'll all help out!
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Somebody get me a pitchfork!
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That's the spirit!
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And a torch, too! Come on, mob, let's get her!
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Task: Build Cheddarbarrel Farm)
Task: Place a Corn Field
Task: Make Lisa Hide From Mob (8h, Corn Field)
Task: Make Springfielders Search Corn Field [x5] (8h, Corn Field)
Task: Earn Prize Ribbons [x325]
On job start:
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Jeez, everyone's so touchy when I decide to spend funds on frivolous, money-losing endeavors to clear my conscience.
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At least the mob's pitchforks are doing a LITTLE bit of farming..
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| Quest reward: 200 and 10
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Field of Schemes
Field of Schemes Pt. 1
| After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
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Now that I have the crown, I am finally in a position of respect.
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And with that position comes the perks, starting with a pager.
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A pager? What, is Little Miss Springfield a ‘90s drug dealer?
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No, not anymore...
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The pager will let you know when to make appearances.
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Appearances? But I wanted to champion-
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*beep beep* Appearance required at Krusty Burger.
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-worthy causes.
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| Task: Make Little Miss Springfield Lisa Appear at Krusty Burger (4h, Krusty Burger)
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And now to unveil the Junior Koronary Kids' Menu, Little Miss Springfield!
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I can't endorse this! There are more calories in this than my dad's bacon-flavored toothpaste.
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...okay, fine, he just brushes his teeth with bacon!
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Your people signed you up for this, kid. It's in the contract. And if you don't wholeheartedly endorse the Heart Halter Sandwich, we'll sue your tiara off!
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Field of Schemes Pt. 2
| After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
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I wonder what Krusty meant by “my people”? There's no one helping me with this. I asked Quimby what time it was and he left the state.
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*beep beep* Appearance required at Springfield Nuclear Power Plant.
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Looks like I don't have time to investigate either.
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Task: Make Little Miss Springfield Lisa Appear at Cooling Towers (4h, Control Building)
On job start:
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Once again we celebrate the annual waste flush into the Springfield River.
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That's terrible! Who would endorse this?
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Why, you, of course. As well as the fine folks at Fleishman's Industrial Flushers
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Field of Schemes Pt. 3
| After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
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I've got to figure out how these appearances are being booked.
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*beep beep* Appearance required at Squidport.
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Ugh, even the carnies from the fair are creeped out by Squidport. I need to get to the bottom of this.
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I know, I'll use my all-access pass for the Town Hall records room!
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| Task: Make Little Miss Springfield Lisa Investigate Appearance Criteria (4h, Simpson House)
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Hmm, it says here, all that is needed to book an appearance is to use an online form.
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A printout of the last ten appearances should tell me who booked them.
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Oh great. It's printing on a dot matrix printer. There goes my afternoon.
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My appearances were booked by…
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Milhouse?!
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Sorry to send you to all those horrible places, but I always thought you looked prettiest when you're filled with rage.
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How do I look now?
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Breathtaking
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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The Lenny's
| After the user logs in on September 14th:
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Hey Homer, you've been nominated for three Lenny's!
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Woohoo! I've heard it's an honor just to be nominated for things.
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Wait, what's a Lenny?
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My annual awards. Carl usually wins, but I think you're going to give him a run for his money this year.
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There's running involved?
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Quest reward:  3
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Premium Gameplay
League of Lashes
League of Lashes Pt. 1
| After tapping on Amber Dempsey's exclamation mark:
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Ah, Springfield, my old stomping grounds.
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Also, literally the ground where I was stomped out when lightning hit my scepter and lit me on fire...
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Time to remind people why I used to be such a “striking” Little Miss Springfield.
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| Task: Make Amber Dempsey Elevate Profile (12h)
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Argh! I don't think I got a single glance! Not even a stomp!
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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League of Lashes Pt. 2
| After tapping on Amber Dempsey's exclamation mark:
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Hey you two, wanna impress your friends by talking to a former Little Miss Springfield?
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Do you want to impress YOUR friends by talking to two future Collection of Conquerors gaming champions?
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The finals are tomorrow, so we're watching livestreams to study up.
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As in competition? Give me that myPad, I want to see what this is about.
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*blinks repeatedly*
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It took my Dad three years to save up for this refurbished one, but I'm sure he won't mind getting a new one once I tell him a girl blinked at me.
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Task: Make Amber Dempsey Watch Game Livestreams (4h, Ye Olde Off-Ramp Inn)
Quest reward: 100 and 10
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League of Lashes Pt. 3
| After tapping on Amber Dempsey's exclamation mark:
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People actually like Collection of Conquerors? Isn't it just mindless tapping?
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Hey, the Conquerors world is a rich tapestry of interweaving characters--
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So the writers put their hearts and souls into it?
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Let's not go that far. But someone's gotta type out all those words.
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Ooh, Meta.
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There's a character in Collection of Conquerors named Meta.
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Oh, yeah. Meta's kind of lazy and overused.
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| Task: Make Amber Dempsey Train for Competition (8h)
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Wow, I've never seen someone be that good! You don't miss anything!
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After years of wearing fake eyelashes, I can hold my eyes open for hours
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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League of Lashes Pt. 4
| After tapping on Amber Dempsey's exclamation mark:
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Hi, I'd like to sign up for the Collection of Conquerors championship.
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Sign-ups are closed.
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*blinks repeatedly*
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Is something wrong with your eyes?
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Just give me what I want!
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Ok, jeez!
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| Task: Make Amber Dempsey Battle in Competition (4h, Ye Olde Off-Ramp Inn)
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Oh, Amber has dominated by having her avatar, Meta, play a game within the game!
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She didn't blink once the whole game!
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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League of Lashes Pt. 5
| After tapping on Amber Dempsey's exclamation mark:
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One more match and I'll add Collection of Conquerors to my already superior list of contest wins.
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Not so fast, “Lash” Gordon. I've studied your game replays and I'm about to set you straight!
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What, you don't think I can stand the heat? I was struck by lightning!
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Task: Make Amber Dempsey Compete in Finals (12h, Ye Olde Off-Ramp Inn)
Task: Make Bart Compete in Finals (12h, Ye Olde Off-Ramp Inn
On job start:
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Oh no, he's wearing eye-clamps to keep his eyes open!
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There's only one more thing I can try.
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Oh Bart…
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*blinks repeatedly*
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El Barto blows his lead, resulting in a humiliating loss!
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No fair! She distracted me!
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*blinks repeatedly* Who me?
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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Making Ends Meat
Making Ends Meat Pt. 1
| After tapping on Mary Spuckler's exclamation mark:
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Come one, come all, the Springfield Opry House is now open for business!
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Mary, you're back in town! How did you get a job working here?
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Not workin' -- ownin'! I inherited it from my late husband, God rest his soul patch.
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And don't let the name fool ya, Oprah don't live nowhere close to this Opry House.
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Task: Make Mary Spuckler Manage Opening Night (4h, Springfield Opry House)
Task: Make Cletus Go to Opening Night (4h, Springfield Opry House)
Task: Make Springfielders Go to Opening Night [x5] (4h, Springfield Opry House)
On job start:
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That'll be five dollars, Pa.
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Whoa, what is this, the Springfield Opry MANSION? We ain't gots that kind of money!
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Well, dang. I suppose I could take one of yer chickens you're holdin' as payment instead. Why you brought a chicken to a concert anyway?
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If the band is bad I like to pelt ‘em with fresh eggs instead of rotten. I ain't a monster
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Making Ends Meat Pt. 2
| After tapping on Mary Spuckler's exclamation mark:
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Opening night was a roarin' success! There were more cousins here than the last Spuckler wedding, when my sister married David Rosenstein.
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They're not ALL Spuckler-Spuckler weddings.
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How much did you rake in?
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Let's see... a brood of chickens, a kine of cows, a skulk of foxes…
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How about a wad of cash?
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I couldn't rightly charge my kin!
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How do you plan to keep the lights on?
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Maybe I can pay the electric man with a murder of--
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--crows?
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Right, a murder of "crows".
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Task: Make Mary Spuckler Cancel Her Hit on the Electric Man (1h, Springfield Opry House)
Task: Make Mary Spuckler Figure Out How to Make Ends Meet (1h, Springfield Opry House)
Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Making Ends Meat Pt. 3
| After tapping on Mary Spuckler's exclamation mark:
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I tried everything -- downsizin', refinancin', even cookin' the books.
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They must've tasted terrible.
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No, Bart, they tasted okay, but I couldn't bring myself to falsify my finances after I finished eating.
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I'm sure in need of rescue. Wait, that's it! And to think it's been staring me in the face this whole time!
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*blank stare*
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| Task: Make Mary Spuckler Serenade Wildlife (1h)
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I got a pocket full of debt and a sack full of critters.
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Now I'll tell rich folks they's “rescue animals” and guilt them into buyin' ‘em from me!
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Making Ends Meat Pt. 4
| After tapping on Mary Spuckler's exclamation mark:
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Excuse me, Dr. Hibbert, would you like to buy this goat from me?
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*chuckles* Now what would I want with a goat?
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Yeah, I guess you're right. He is a pretty worthless animal...
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Sorry, Mr. Goat, guess it’s off to the glue factory for you.
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*blank stare*
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Today's not your day to be... rescued.
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Wait a minute, this is a rescue animal?! Why didn't you say so! I can use it to rub in my friends' faces! How much do you want for him?
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| Task: Make Mary Spuckler Pay Some Bills (8h, Shops)
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Boy, people around this town sure like to rescue animals.
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Too bad my Pa ain't a donkey, he'd be rollin' in the dough instead of livin' in squalor.
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Now let's see if all this money I made can't lure Oprah to move into my Opry House after all..
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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Style Guide
| After building Turn Your Head and Coif:
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Ooo, finally an alternative to Jake's!
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Now when one place messes up my hair, I don't have that gut-wrenching decision of whether or not I say something.
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I've got another place to go to complain and get it fixed at the same time!
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Task: Make Marge Get Hair Fixed Up (2h, Turn Your Head and Coif)
Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Rocket Science
| After placing The Paralyzer:
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I remember this! It's awesome!
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That doesn't look very safe. The force applied to the pods could exceed the structural integrity of the bolts holding them to the frame.
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The only force that needs to be applied is my butt to the “On” button!
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Task: Tap the Paralyzer
Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Dangerous Combination
| After placing Cheddarbarrel Combine:
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Oh! My trusty harvesting friend has arrived.
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But this time I will hide the keys so Bart does not destroy the countryside with it.
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About that… I may have already driven through the Springfield Scarecrow Exhibit
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Final Tour
| After buying Attendee Bundle:
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So, does anyone remember where we parked the van?
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As the most dedicated fans, I was assuming we would be the last to leave so it would be the last vehicle in the lot.
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I thought we took a -
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*clears throat*
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"Smart device ride-share service."
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Phrase approved.
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Task: Tap the Millennial
Task: Tap the Hipster
Task: Tap the Groupie
Task: Tap the Copyright Lawyer
Quest reward: 100 and 10
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