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| − | '''''The Simpsons: Tapped Out'' Level 37 content update''' is the '''The thirty-fifth content update''' for ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]'' and was bereleased on November 7, [[2013]]. It included two characters, Kirk and Luann. Three buildings, Bachelor Arms Apartments, Cracker Factory, and Office of Unemployment and three decoration, the Southern Cracker Fountain, Golden Calf Idol, and Fleet-A-Pita Van. | + | {{TOCUPrevNext|The Simpsons: Tapped Out Level 36 content update|The Simpsons: Tapped Out Thanksgiving 2013 content update}} |
| | + | '''''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]'' Level 37 content update''' is the thirty-fifth content update for ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was released on November 7, [[2013]]. It introduced [[Kirk]] and [[Luann]] as new characters. |
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| | + | == Level Up Message == |
| | + | The level up message is spoken by [[Hank Scorpio]]. |
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| | + | {{Tapped Out LUM|37}} |
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| | == Characters == | | == Characters == |
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| | {{TH|Image}} | | {{TH|Image}} |
| | {{TH|Name}} | | {{TH|Name}} |
| − | {{TH|Unlock message}} | + | {{TH|Cost}} |
| − | {{TBT|[[File:Luann Van Houten.png|100px]]}} | + | {{TH|Unlock image}} |
| | + | {{TH|Notes}} |
| | + | {{TBT|[[File:Kirk Van Houten.png|90px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[Kirk]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|{{Cash|84500}}}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:Tapped Out Unlock Kirk.png|300px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|Requires Level 37.<br>Unlocks in Bachelor Arms<br>Unlocks with Bachelor Arms.}} |
| | + | {{TBT|[[File:Luann Van Houten.png|90px]]}} |
| | {{TB|[[Luann]]}} | | {{TB|[[Luann]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|{{Donut|150}}}} |
| | {{TB|[[File:Tapped Out Unlock Luann.png|300px]]}} | | {{TB|[[File:Tapped Out Unlock Luann.png|300px]]}} |
| − | {{TBT|[[File:Kirk Van Houten.png|100px]]}} | + | {{TB|Requires Level 37.<br>Unlocks with Cracker Factory.}} |
| − | {{TB|[[Kirk]]}}
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| − | {{TB|I'm here because I have nowhere else to go!}}
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| | }} | | }} |
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| | == Buildings == | | == Buildings == |
| | {{Table| | | {{Table| |
| − | {{TH|Image|width=150px}} | + | {{TH|Image|width=250px}} |
| | {{TH|Name}} | | {{TH|Name}} |
| − | {{TH|Building time}} | + | {{TH|Cost}} |
| − | {{TH|Costs}} | + | {{TH|Build time}} |
| | {{TH|Task}} | | {{TH|Task}} |
| − | {{TH|Character(s) unlocked when built}} | + | {{TH|Notes}} |
| − | {{TH|Level required}}
| + | {{TBT|[[File:Bachelor Arms Apartments Tapped Out.png|150px]]}} |
| − | {{TBT|[[File:Bachelor Arms Apartments Tapped Out.png|200px]]}} | + | {{TB|[[Bachelor Arms]]}} |
| − | {{TB|[[Bachelor Arms Apartments]]}} | + | {{TB|{{Cash|84500}}}} |
| − | {{TB|}}
| + | {{TB|24h}} |
| − | {{TB|{{Cash|253500}}}} | + | {{TB|Not Using the Kitchens}} |
| − | {{TB|}} | + | {{TB|Requires Level 37.<br>Unlocks in Bachelor Arms<br>Unlocks Kirk.}} |
| − | {{TB|[[Kirk]]}} | + | {{TBT|[[File:Office of Unemployment Tapped Out.png|150px]]}} |
| − | {{TB|Level 37}} | |
| − | {{TBT|[[File:Office of Unemployment Tapped Out.png|200px]]}} | |
| | {{TB|[[Office of Unemployment]]}} | | {{TB|[[Office of Unemployment]]}} |
| − | {{TB|}}
| + | {{TB|{{Cash|103500}}}} |
| − | {{TB|{{Cash|310500}}}} | + | {{TB|1d12h}} |
| − | {{TB|}} | + | {{TB|Paying TV Writers on Hiatus}} |
| − | {{TB|}} | + | {{TB|Requires Level 37.<br>Unlocks in Weekend Dad Pt. 15.}} |
| − | {{TB|}} | + | {{TBT|[[File:Cracker Factory Tapped Out.png|150px]]}} |
| − | {{TBT|[[File:Cracker Factory Tapped Out.png|200px]]}} | |
| | {{TB|[[Cracker Factory]]}} | | {{TB|[[Cracker Factory]]}} |
| − | {{TB|}}
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| | {{TB|{{Donut|150}}}} | | {{TB|{{Donut|150}}}} |
| − | {{TB|}} | + | {{TB|6s}} |
| − | {{TB|[[Luann]]}} | + | {{TB|Calling Fatty Things "Low Fat"}} |
| − | {{TB|}} | + | {{TB|Requires Level 37.<br>Unlocks Luannn.}} |
| | }} | | }} |
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| | == Decorations == | | == Decorations == |
| | {{Table| | | {{Table| |
| − | {{TH|Image|width=150px}} | + | {{TH|Image|width=300px}} |
| | {{TH|Name}} | | {{TH|Name}} |
| − | {{TH|Costs}} | + | {{TH|Cost}} |
| − | {{TH|Character(s) unlocked when built}} | + | {{TH|Notes}} |
| − | {{TH|Level required}} | + | {{TRsT|[[File:Tapped Out Fleet-A-Pita Van.png|150px]]|2}} |
| − | {{TBT|[[File:Tapped Out Southern Cracker Fountain.png]]}}
| + | {{TB|[[Fleet-A-Pita]]}} |
| − | {{TB|Southern Cracker Fountain}} | + | {{TB|{{Cash|5600}}}} |
| − | {{TB|{{Donut|30}}}} | + | {{TB|Requires Level 37.<br>Unlocks in The Investorettes Pt. 2.}} |
| − | {{TB|}} | + | {{TBT|[[Krustyland Fleet-A-Pita]]}} |
| − | {{TB|}}
| + | {{TB|{{KT|500}}}} |
| − | {{TBT|[[File:Tapped Out Golden Calf Idol.png]]}} | + | {{TB|Requires Level 29.<br>Requires The Investorettes Pt. 4.}} |
| − | {{TB|Golden Calf Idol}}
| + | {{TBT|[[File:Tapped Out Southern Cracker Fountain.png|100px]]}} |
| − | {{TB|{{Donut|30}}}} | + | {{TB|[[Southern Cracker Fountain]]}} |
| − | {{TB|}} | + | {{TRs|{{Donut|30}}|2}} |
| − | {{TB|}}
| + | {{TB|Requires Level 37.}} |
| − | {{TBT|[[File:Tapped Out Fleet-A-Pita Van.png]]}} | + | {{TBT|[[File:Tapped Out Golden Calf Idol.png|100px]]}} |
| − | {{TB|Fleet-A-Pita Van}} | + | {{TB|[[Golden Calf Idol]]}} |
| − | {{TB|{{KT|500}}<br>{{Cash|5600}}}} | + | {{TB|Unlocks in Weekend Dad Pt. 13.}} |
| − | {{TB|}} | |
| − | {{TB|}} | |
| | }} | | }} |
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| − | == Gameplay == | + | == Quests == |
| − | {{incomplete}}
| + | *[[Candy Day]] |
| − | ===Level 37 Gameplay===
| + | *{{ap|Bachelor Arms|Tapped Out quest}} |
| − | ====Candy Day====
| + | *[[Weekend Dad]] |
| − | {{Table| | + | *[[Money Vs. Milhouse]] |
| − | {{TH|After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
| + | *[[The Investorettes]] |
| − | {{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
| + | *{{ap|Hardly Kirk-Ing|Tapped Out quest}} |
| − | {{TB|Milhouse, you look different. New inhaler? New medicated scalp shampoo? New spine shaper?}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|This is what I look when I'm happy.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|What do you have to be happy about? You're Milhouse.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Exactly! And today is Milhouse Day!}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|It's a holiday I just invente, and it occurs every day!}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|No parents, no homework, and no ear medicine -- just all the candy we can eat! This will go down in history!}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|That's a tall order considering our video-game-shortened attention spans... Oh hey Milhouse, you look different.}}
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| − | {{THT|The player receives "Candy Day" which is to "Make Bart Shop at Kwik E Mart" and "Make Milhouse shop At Kwik E Mart". It takes total 1 hours and the player receives total {{Cash|240}} and {{XP|44}} in reward.|colspan=2}}
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| − | ====Bachelor Arms====
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| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{TH|After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Marge Icon}} | |
| − | {{TB|I'd hate to seem "un-cool" or "un-hip" or "without wiggy" but...}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|I've noticed a lot of children happily wandering around without the judgmental eye of a parent questioning all of their choices.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Rev. Lovejoy Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Look Marge, when you asked to help with the Church's bake sale, I expressly forbade meddling.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Mmmmm...}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Rev. Lovejoy Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|And grumbling.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Rev. Lovejoy Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Alright fine, as a favor to God, what is you concern?}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|It's Milhouse. I'm starting to think that he's a bad influence on Bart.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Rev. Lovejoy Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Right, and Jesus was a bad influence on Judas.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Rev. Lovejoy Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Instead of talking to THE father, why not talk to HIS father? My wife tells me he's in the doghouse again at the Bachelor Arms.}}
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| − | {{THT|The player receives "Bachelor Arms" which is to "Build the Bachelor Arms". It takes 24 hours and the player receives total {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}} in reward.|colspan=2}}
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| − | }} | |
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| − | ====Weekend Dad Pt. 1==== | + | == Conform-o-meter impact == |
| | {{Table| | | {{Table| |
| − | {{TH|After tapping on Milhouse's exclamation mark|colspan=2}} | + | {{TH|Name}} |
| − | {{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
| + | {{TH|Rating}} |
| − | {{TB|Dad! You’re back! Just when I thought I would have to go through puberty without male guidance.}}
| + | {{TH|Points}} |
| − | {{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
| + | {{TBT|Fleet-A-Pita}} |
| − | {{TB|Luckily, I’m a late bloomer.}}
| + | {{TRs|Gluttony|2}} |
| − | {{TBT|Kirk}}
| + | {{TB|2}} |
| − | {{TB|All the Van Houten’s are late bloomers. It’s actually our family crest.}}
| + | {{TBT|Cracker Factory}} |
| − | {{TBT|Kirk}}
| + | {{TRs|10|3}} |
| − | {{TB|My head hurts. The last thing I remember was arguing with your mother.}}
| + | {{TBT|Bachelor Arms}} |
| − | {{TBT|Kirk}}
| + | {{TB|Indolence}} |
| − | {{TB|Then I woke up in my old bachelor pad, locked in the trunk of my racecar bed.}}
| + | {{TBT|Office of Unemployment}} |
| − | {{TBT|Kirk}}
| + | {{TB|Obedience}} |
| − | {{TB|Is this Springfield? What happened here?}}
| + | {{TBT|Krustyland Fleet-A-Pita}} |
| − | {{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
| + | {{TB|Grub}} |
| − | {{TB|That’s a long story, but I can tell you all about it!}}
| + | {{TB|20}} |
| − | {{TBT|Kirk}}
| + | {{TBT|Golden Calf Idol}} |
| − | {{TB|How about over dinner? Good ol’ dad’s gonna treat you to the finest restaurant in town! Let me check the change purse...}}
| + | {{TB|Obedience<br>Bonus % and XP}} |
| − | {{TBT|Kirk}}
| + | {{TB|10<br>0.75%}} |
| − | {{TB|On second thought, how about the finest restaurant most recently shut down by the health department?}}
| + | {{TBT|Southern Cracker Fountain}} |
| − | {{THT|The player receives "Weekend Dad Pt. 1" which is to "Make Kirk Eat at Krusty Burger" and "Make Milhouse Eat at Krusty Burger". It takes 30 minutes and the player receives total {{Cash|180}} and {{XP|30}} in reward.|colspan=2}}
| + | {{TB|Vanity<br>Bonus % and XP}} |
| − | {{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
| + | {{TB|300<br>0.75%}} |
| − | {{TB|Thanks, Dad — that was fun! Maybe we should make it a weekly thing?}}
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| − | {{TBT|Kirk}}
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| − | {{TB|Let’s not get our hopes up son. I am Kirk Van Houten after all — I may not always be rolling in so much spare change.}}
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| − | {{TBT|Kirk}}
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| − | {{TB|But it’s a new Springfield and a new me! From now on, when I cry in the shower, it will be standing up!}}
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| − | }}
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| − | ====Weekend Dad Pt. 2====
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| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{TH|After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark|colspan=2}} | |
| − | {{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Kirk, I’m glad you’re back. Milhouse has been a real bad influence on Bart lately.}}
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| − | {{TBT|Kirk}}
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| − | {{TB|Milhouse is now the bad kid! My kid is really moving up in the world. Usually it’s Bart who needs to be reined in.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|You’ve been gone for 36 levels and you have the gall to give me parenting advice?}}
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| − | {{TBT|Kirk}}
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| − | {{TB|36 levels? How many characters did they have to go through to get to me? Did they even have names?}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|I thought you knew. I’m really sorry to be breaking the fourth wall like this. Frankly, it’s cheap storytelling.}}
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| − | {{TBT|Kirk}}
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| − | {{TB|Cheap storytelling is all I deserve.}}
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| − | {{TBT|Kirk}}
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| − | {{TB|No, I’m the new Kirk and I’m not going to let this get to me.}}
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| − | {{TBT|Kirk}}
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| − | {{TB|I’m fine with level 36. 36 was a good year — I had most of my hair at 36.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|You’re actually level 37...}}
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| − | {{TBT|Kirk}}
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| − | {{TB|I lost all of my hair at 37! They built an amusement park before bringing me back! Can you believe that, kid?}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Ralph Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|I think I followed the wrong blue haired fat man home from the grocery store...}}
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| − | {{THT|The player receives "Weekend Dad Pt. 2" which is to "Make Kirk Cry Sitting Down in the Shower". It takes 4 hours and the player receives total {{Cash|275}} and {{XP|55}} in reward.|colspan=2}}
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| − | }}
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| − | ====Weekend Dad Pt. 3====
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| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{TH|After tapping on Kirk's exclamation mark|colspan=2}} | |
| − | {{TBT|Kirk}} | |
| − | {{TB|There are just no job opportunities for a salt of the earth unsalted cracker man like myself.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Maybe you should try something new?}}
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| − | {{TBT|Kirk}} | |
| − | {{TB|Wafers? Biscuits? Tortillas? Biscotti?}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Maybe you need to think a little bit more outside the box.}}
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| − | {{TBT|Kirk}}
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| − | {{TB|But I already lost the company millions with Crackers in a Bag.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Why don’t you go out and look for something new? I’m sure you’ll be bringing home the bacon in no time.}}
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| − | {{TBT|Kirk}}
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| − | {{TB|Bacon? Not on my budget.}}
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| − | {{THT|The player receives "Weekend Dad Pt. 3" which is to "Make Kirk Thaw Frozen Hotdogs in the Sink". It takes 8 hours and the player receives total {{Cash|375}} and {{XP|80}} in reward.|colspan=2}}
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| − | {{TBT|Kirk}}
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| − | {{TB|What am I doing? I was given a fresh start and already I’m eating expired partially thawed hot dogs.}}
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| − | {{TBT|Kirk}}
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| − | {{TB|Luann will never take me back if I don’t turn myself around and get a job.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Maybe you should talk to Reverend Lovejoy.}}
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| − | {{TBT|Kirk}}
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| − | {{TB|Because he always offers sage advice to those in need?}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|No, he’s just a bit friendlier to people showing up at his doorstep uninvited.}} | |
| − | }}
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| − | ====Weekend Dad Pt. 4====
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| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{TH|After tapping on Kirk's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
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| − | {{TBT|Kirk}} | |
| − | {{TB|Reverend, I’m here because I have nowhere else to go.}} | |
| − | {{Tapped Out Rev. Lovejoy Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|I understand. Desperation is the number one reason why people turn to religion.}}
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| − | {{TBT|Kirk}} | |
| − | {{TB|Great, I’d like some money please.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Rev. Lovejoy Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|You can’t just ask for money.}} | |
| − | {{TBT|Kirk}} | |
| − | {{TB|Isn’t that the point of the collection plate?}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Rev. Lovejoy Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|<nowiki>*sigh*</nowiki> If I get you a job interview, will you promise to leave and never to come back?}} | |
| − | {{TBT|Kirk}} | |
| − | {{TB|At least the first part!}}
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| − | {{THT|The player receives "Weekend Dad Pt. 4" which is to "Make Kirk Work at the School". It takes 24 hours and the player receives total {{Cash|700}} and {{XP|160}} in reward.|colspan=2}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Willie Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|You want to learn the ancient art of groundskeeping do ye? Well, it’s going to be a long road filled with arduous trials.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Willie Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Why I bet you don’t know the first thing about being a groundskeeper?}}
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| − | {{TBT|Kirk}}
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| − | {{TB|If someone vomits, clean it up.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Willie Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|You’re a natural. Like a young me, only sadder. And fatter. And older.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Willie Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Now hold open this trash bag while a student volunteer shovels in pig guts.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Willie Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Add some chopped onion and you’ll have a mean haggis.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Nelson Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Haha! Milhouse’s dad has a job!}}
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| − | }}
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| − | ====Weekend Dad Pt. 5====
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| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{TH|After tapping on Milhouse's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|You’re the school janitor?}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Couldn’t you find an embarrassing soul-crushing job somewhere where everyone I know WOULDN’T see you?}}
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| − | {{TBT|Kirk}}
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| − | {{TB|Actually, it’s an unpaid internship. But I get to take home the uneaten taco shells every Taco Tuesday!}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|But if you’re not getting paid, why even take the job?}}
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| − | {{TBT|Kirk}}
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| − | {{TB|Because life is like a marriage… you just have to keep plugging away at it no matter how awful it is.}}
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| − | {{TBT|Kirk}}
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| − | {{TB|Besides, do you think a success story like Kent Brockman gets paid just to lie around all day?}}
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| − | {{THT|The player receives "Weekend Dad Pt. 5" which is to "Make Brockman Relax". It takes 60 minutes and the player receives total {{Cash|170}} and {{XP|27}} in reward.|colspan=2}}
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| − | {{TBT|Kirk}}
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| − | {{TB|Well that certainly showed me. I really wish I could have it that easy.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Why can’t you?}}
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| − | {{TBT|Kirk}}
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| − | {{TB|There’s just nothing like that on my list of jobs.}}
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| − | }}
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| − | ====Weekend Dad Pt. 6====
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| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{TH|After tapping on Kirk's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
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| − | {{TBT|Kirk}}
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| − | {{TB|Uh hey Principal Skinner. All these cleaning supplies are giving me a rash, and my health insurance turned out to be just a band-aid and a tic-tac.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Skinner Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|How much are we paying you?}} | |
| − | {{TBT|Kirk}}
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| − | {{TB|Nothing.}} | |
| − | {{Tapped Out Skinner Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Oh no, we can’t afford that. You’re fired, immediately.}}
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| − | {{TBT|Kirk}} | |
| − | {{TB|Oh no, another failure. What am I going to do?}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Mr. Van Houten, perhaps I can be of some help.}}
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| − | {{TBT|Kirk}}
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| − | {{TB|Marry Milhouse and give me one less mouth to feed?}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Not in a thousand years. But there’s a job opening at the Springfield Library.}}
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| − | {{TBT|Kirk}}
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| − | {{TB|What is it? CEO? CFO? Head Librarian?}}
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| − | {{THT|The player receives "Weekend Dad Pt. 6" which is to "Make Kirk Work as a Library Door Monitor".|colspan=2}}
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| − | }}
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| − | ===Luann===
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| − | ==== Money vs. Milhouse Pt. 1 ====
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| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{TH|After tapping on Luann's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
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| − | {{TBT|Luann}}
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| − | {{TB|Oh, Milhouse, my sweet sweet treasure! Mommy's come home.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|You're back! Finally someone who knows how to open the dryer. My pants are so damp.}}
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| − | {{TBT|Luann}}
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| − | {{TB|No so fast, baby bear. Mommy has to head to the factory and check on our family's bread and butter - crackers!}}
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| − | {{TBT|Luann}}
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| − | {{TB|Can you make yourself dinner?}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Dad taught me how to cook eggs on the radiator of the car.}}
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| − | {{TBT|Luann}}
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| − | {{TB|<nowiki>*Sigh*</nowiki> Your father spends one Labor Day Weekend in a homeless shelter and suddenly he's full of hobo tricks.}} | |
| − | {{TBT|Luann}}
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| − | {{TB|Hold on an I'll cook you something nutritious to eat.}}
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| − | {{THT|The player receives "Money vs. Milhouse Pt. 1" which is to "Make Luann make Mommy Meals for Milhouse" and "Make Luann Check on the Cracker Factory". It takes total 13 hours and the player receives total {{Cash|805}} and {{XP|186}} in reward.|colspan=2}}
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| − | {{TBT|Luann}}
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| − | {{TB|Milhouse, sit down, I’ve got some big news to tell you.}} | |
| − | {{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|I can’t sit down. I’m only programmed to walk and fade away into a house.}}
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| − | {{TBT|Luann}}
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| − | {{TB|That is exactly the tomfoolery I won’t have time for when I’m running the cracker factory!}}
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| − | {{TBT|Luann}} | |
| − | {{TB|I became the new owner today!}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|What happened to Grandpa Mussolini?}}
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| − | {{TBT|Luann}}
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| − | {{TB|My first act as CEO will be to enact some new safety regulations.}}
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| − | {{TBT|Luann}}
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| − | {{TB|Such as no one over the age of 80 can roller skate near the cracker cutters.}}
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| − | }}
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| − | ==== Money vs. Milhouse Pt. 2 ====
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| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{TH|After tapping on Luann's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
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| − | {{TBT|Luann}}
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| − | {{TB|Now since I am new to the world of business, I need to network to make important and exciting contacts.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|I could introduce you to my friends. They are the working generation of tomorrow.}}
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| − | {{TBT|Luann}}
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| − | {{TB|No, I don’t want to see Kearny again... too many painful memories.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|So where are you going to network?}}
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| − | {{TBT|Luann}}
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| − | {{TB|At the only bar in town that accepts industrial cracker salt as payment.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Just don't come home with another new uncle. I think the last one stole my walkie talkies.}}
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| − | {{THT|The player receives "Money vs. Milhouse Pt. 2" which is to "Make Luann Go to Moe’s" "Make Milhouse Go to his Room". It takes 4 hours and the player receives total {{Cash|535}} and {{XP|125}} in reward.|colspan=2}}
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| − | }}
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| − | ==== Money vs. Milhouse Pt. 3 ====
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| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{TH|After tapping on Milhouse's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Mom, what are all these boxes? Are they presents?}}
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| − | {{TBT|Luann}}
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| − | {{TB|Well, they’re presents for somebody. Somebody special. Me!}}
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| − | {{THT|The player receives "Money vs. Milhouse Pt. 3" which is to "Make Luann Relax in a Jacuzzi Suit" and "Make Luann Ride in the MegaGlobe". It takes 36 hours and the player receives total {{Cash|1700}} and {{XP|385}} in reward.|colspan=2}}
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| − | }}
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| − | ==== Money vs. Milhouse Pt. 4 ====
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| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{TH|After tapping on Milhouse's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Mom, you’ve been a CEO for a week and haven’t gone into the office once.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|You just keep ordering inspirational business posters.}}
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| − | {{TBT|Luann}}
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| − | {{TB|I’ll have you know the key to success is inspirational business posters. So says this poster.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Dad always says never waste your money on office decorations. Or office supplies. Or working fire exits.}}
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| − | {{TBT|Luann}}
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| − | {{TB|If your father’s so smart, then why didn’t he inherit a cracker factory?}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|I’m just worried about paying for all this stuff.}}
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| − | {{TBT|Luann}}
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| − | {{TB|Don’t be. Because I’m going to hire the most expensive financial consultant money can buy!}}
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| − | {{THT|The player receives "Money vs. Milhouse Pt. 4" which is to "Make Luann Get an Overpriced Consultant". It takes 12 hours and the player receives total {{Cash|52}} and {{XP|115}} in reward.|colspan=2}}
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| − | }}
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| − | | |
| − | ==== Money vs. Milhouse Pt. 5 ====
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| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{TH|After tapping on Milhouse's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|I know that look. It’s the same look Dad had when he was rejected from that medical study.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Do you have clinically depressed sperm too?}}
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| − | {{TBT|Luann}}
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| − | {{TB|No, Milhouse. I maxed out the credit cards on that fancy consultant.}}
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| − | {{TBT|Luann}}
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| − | {{TB|Looks like we’ll have to discontinue our gluten-free, salt-free, reduced-taste cracker line.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|The Milhouse Signature? But I told all my friends I had a cracker named after me. They’re both going to be disappointed.}}
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| − | {{TBT|Luann}}
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| − | {{TB|I promise I can fix things. I just need to hire some new staff.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|But I thought you said all the money was gone.}}
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| − | {{TBT|Luann}}
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| − | {{TB|Remember when mommy and daddy weren’t talking and tried to buy your love with two allowances. You saved all that right?}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|I was going to buy Lisa’s love with it, but my cracker legacy is more important. You can have it.}}
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| − | {{THT|The player receives "Money vs. Milhouse Pt. 5" which is to "Make Luann Run the Cracker Factory" and "Make Springfield’s Working Class Work at the Cracker Factory".|colspan=2}}
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| − | {{TBT|Luann}}
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| − | {{TB|Look Milhouse, I singlehandedly saved the factory.}} | |
| − | {{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|That’s great! Does this mean I get my money back?}}
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| − | {{TBT|Luann}}
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| − | {{TB|Sorry sweetheart but corporate bonuses come first.}}
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| − | {{TBT|Luann}}
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| − | {{TB|And bad news, the Milhouse Signature was banned by the FDA. They said a cracker can’t be more than 80% cardboard.}}
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| − | }}
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| − | ==== The Investorettes Pt. 1 ====
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| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{TH|After tapping on Krabappel's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Edna Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|The Cracker Factory is really booming, Luann. Any tips for us amateur investors?}}
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| − | {{TBT|Luann}}
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| − | {{TB|Well, I could tell you my secret but then I’d have to kill you.}}
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| − | {{TBT|Luann}}
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| − | {{TB|Just kidding, the cracker business hasn’t been a front for the mob since 1973.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Agnes Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|We’ve been planning to pool our money and buy a business but we can’t decide which. We’d love your opinion.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Edna Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|I’m leaning towards a company that specializes in Hawaiian shirts for dogs.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Agnes Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|And I think Hawaiian shirts give dogs bad ideas. We’re in quite the stand off.}}
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| − | {{THT|The player receives "The Investorettes Pt. 1" which is to "Make Luann Go to an Investorettes Meeting", "Make Mrs. Krabappel Go to an Investorettes Meeting", and "Make Agnes Go to an Investorettes Meeting". It takes 12 hours and the player receives total {{Cash|1540}} and {{XP|360}} in reward.|colspan=2}}
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| − | }}
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| − | | |
| − | ==== The Investorettes Pt. 2 ====
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| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{TH|After tapping on Krabappel's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Edna Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|You’re right, Luann. One of the safest investments is a restaurant. But why stop there – how about a fast food franchise?}} | |
| − | {{TBT|Luann}}
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| − | {{TB|The timing is perfect – we haven’t built a health department yet!}}
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| − | {{THT|The player receives "The Investorettes Pt. 2" which is to "Place a Fleet-A-Pita". The player receives total {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}} in reward.|colspan=2}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Agnes Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|I’m in charge of coming up with the slogan. How about “Eat Up, You Fat Slobs!”}}
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| − | }}
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| − | | |
| − | ==== The Investorettes Pt. 3 ====
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| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{TH|After tapping on Krabappel's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Edna Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Now the real work begins, it’s time to roll up our sleeves and get cookin’!}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Agnes Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|My sleeves will stay down, thank you. This isn’t Woodstock.}}
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| − | {{TBT|Luann}}
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| − | {{TB|Why stress ourselves out with chopping and frying?}}
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| − | {{TBT|Luann}}
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| − | {{TB|We’re business owners not business workers, let’s hire the local riffraff and pay them next to nothing.}}
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| − | {{TBT|Luann}}
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| − | {{TB|Then we’ll sit back and watch the money roll in like it exploded out of a giant floating thumbs up.}}
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| − | {{THT|The player receives "The Investorettes Pt. 3" which is to "Make Local Chumps Work a Fleet-A-Pita Shift" and "Make Springfieldeans Eat at Pita at Fleet-A-Pita".|colspan=2}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out|updates=yes}} | + | {{Tapped Out updates|2013=yes}} |
| − | {{DEFAULTSORT:Simpsons: Tapped Out Level 37 content update, The}} | + | {{DEFAULTSORT:Level 37}} |
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