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Money Vs. Milhouse

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Money Vs. Milhouse
Tapped Out Quest Information
Level: 8
Update: Level 37
Required characters: Luann, Milhouse
Optional characters: Homer, Moleman, Carl, Lenny, Willie, Kearney, Shauna, Otto, Cletus
Next quest(s): The Investorettes Pt. 1

Money Vs. Milhouse is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Level 37 content update. It requires Luann to be obtained.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Luann's exclamation mark
Luann - Excited Oh Milhouse, my sweet sweet treasure! Mommy's come home.
Milhouse You're back! Finally someone who knows how to open the dryer. My pants are so damp.
Luann Not so fast, baby bear. Mommy has to head to the factory and check on our family's bread and butter – crackers!
Luann Can you make yourself dinner?
Milhouse Dad taught me how to cook eggs on the radiator of the car.
Luann - Sad *Sigh* Your father spends one Labor Day Weekend in a homeless shelter and suddenly he's full of hobo tricks.
Luann Hold on and I'll cook you something nutritious to eat.
Task: "Make Luann make Mommy Meals for Milhouse". The job takes place at the Van Houten House and takes 60 minutes.
Task: "Make Luann Check on the Cracker Factory". The job takes place at the Cracker Factory and takes 12 hours.
Luann Milhouse, sit down, I've got some big news to tell you.
Milhouse I can't sit down. I'm only programmed to walk and fade away into a house.
Luann That is exactly the tomfoolery I won't have time for when I'm running the cracker factory!
Luann - Excited I became the new owner today!
Milhouse What happened to Grandpa Mussolini?
Luann My first act as CEO will be to enact some new safety regulations.
Luann Such as no one over the age of 80 can roller skate near the cracker cutters.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Luann's exclamation mark
Luann Now since I am new to the world of business, I need to network to make important and exciting contacts.
Milhouse I could introduce you to my friends. They are the working generation of tomorrow.
Luann No, I don't want to see Kearny again... too many painful memories.
Milhouse So where are you going to network?<
Luann At the only bar in town that accepts industrial cracker salt as payment.
Milhouse Just don't come home with another new uncle. I think the last one stole my walkie talkies.
Task: "Make Luann Go to Moe's". The job takes place at Moe's Tavern and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Milhouse Go to his Room". The job takes place at the Van Houten House and takes 4 hours.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Milhouse's exclamation mark
Milhouse Mom, what are all these boxes? Are they presents?
Luann - Excited Well, they're presents for somebody. Somebody special. Me!
Task: "Make Luann Relax in a Jacuzzi Suit". The job takes place at the Van Houten House and takes 12 hours.
Task: "Make Luann Ride in the MegaGlobe". The job takes 24 hours.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Milhouse's exclamation mark
Milhouse Mom, you've been a CEO for a week and haven't gone into the office once.
Milhouse You just keep ordering inspirational business posters.
Luann I'll have you know the key to success is inspirational business posters. So says this poster.
Milhouse Dad always says never waste your money on office decorations. Or office supplies. Or working fire exits.
Luann If your father's so smart, then why didn't he inherit a cracker factory?
Milhouse I'm just worried about paying for all this stuff.
Luann Don't be. Because I'm going to hire the most expensive financial consultant money can buy!
Task: "Make Luann Get an Overpriced Consultant". The job takes place at the Van Houten House and takes 12 hours.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Milhouse's exclamation mark
Milhouse I know that look. It's the same look Dad had when he was rejected from that medical study.
Milhouse Do you have clinically depressed sperm too?
Luann - Sad No, Milhouse. I maxed out the credit cards on that fancy consultant.
Luann - Sad Looks like we'll have to discontinue our gluten-free, salt-free, reduced-taste cracker line.
Milhouse - Sad The Milhouse Signature? But I told all my friends I had a cracker named after me. They're both going to be disappointed.
Luann I promise I can fix things. I just need to hire some new staff.
Milhouse But I thought you said all the money was gone.
Luann Remember when Mommy and Daddy weren't talking and tried to buy your love with two allowances. You saved all that right?
Milhouse I was going to buy Lisa's love with it, but my cracker legacy is more important. You can have it.
Task: "Make Luann Run the Cracker Factory" (x2). The job takes place at the Cracker Factory and takes 8 hours.
Task: "Make Springfield's Working Class Work at the Cracker Factory" (x3). The jobs take place at the Cracker Factory and take 10 hours.
Luann - Excited Look Milhouse, I singlehandedly saved the factory.
Milhouse That's great! Does this mean I get my money back?
Luann Sorry sweetheart but corporate bonuses come first.
Luann And bad news, the Milhouse Signature was banned by the FDA. They said a cracker can't be more than 80% cardboard.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Characters that can do the "Work at the Cracker Factory" task are:

Homer, Moleman, Carl, Lenny, Willie, Kearney, Shauna, Otto, and Cletus