Difference between revisions of "The Simpsons: Tapped Out Game of Games The Sequel content update/A Fat Lot of Good Gameplay"

{{TB|Guys, I found another one of The Game Master’s high scores. It’s in Chunky Island.}}

{{TB|Isn’t that the adventure game where you play as a kid trying to escape fat camp?}}

{{TB|Like that book with the British kids stranded on an island. You know, the one whose name I can’t say because it hasn't yet entered public domain.}}

{{TB|No…but you’re the only one of us who has any experience putting pig heads on spikes.}}

{{TB|It’s the only pork my mom can afford.}}

{{THT|'''Task''': Collect Memory Cards [x175]<br/>'''Task''': Make Nelson Play Chunky Island (4h, Noise Land Video Arcade, Captain Blip's Zapateria or Brown House|colspan=2}}

{{TB|Gah, this is impossible! Adventure games always have dumb puzzles and dumb hidden secrets and dumb…dumbness.}}

{{TB|There IS a home version of this game… We should go buy some copies and play it ourselves to help figure out the secrets.}}

{{TB|I’m getting nowhere with this game. I’ve got forty-seven inventory items, there’s a rabid dog blocking that path, and over on the beach there’s some incomprehensible coconut tree puzzle.}}

{{TB|Aren’t we all playing Lee Carvallo’s Putting Challenge?}}

{{THT|'''Task''': Collect Memory Cards [x125]<br/>'''Task''': Make Martin Return Lee Carvallo’s Putting Challenge (1h, Toys Were Us, Noise Land Video Arcade, Captain Blip's Zapateria or Brown House)<br/>'''Task''': Make The Evergreen Terrors Share More Game Secrets [x3] (2h, Noise Land Video Arcade, Captain Blip's Zapateria or Brown House)<br/>'''Characters''':Bart, Milhouse, Nelson, Sophie Krustofsky|colspan=2}}

{{TB|Ugh, my mom wants me to come home. She says I’m wasting my precious summer vacation at the arcade.}}

{{TB|And apparently Child Protective Services requires that you “know where your child is”.}}

{{TB|There must be some way you can assert your authority over them. Perhaps if you looked more like a leader…}}

{{TB|Everyone listens to pirates. It’s why Johnny Depp can marry any supermodel he wants.}}

{{THT|'''Task''': Collect Memory Cards [x150]<br/>'''Task''': Make Nelson Roleplay as a Pirate (4h, Noise Land Video Arcade, Captain Blip's Zapateria or Brown House)<br/>'''Task''': Make The Evergreen Terrors Look Up Pirate Lingo to Help [x3] (4h, Noise Land Video Arcade, Captain Blip's Zapateria or Brown House)<br/>'''Characters''':Bart, Milhouse, Martin, Sophie Krustofsky|colspan=2}}

{{TB|Okay, now click on that kid with the shirt that’s too small and select the dialogue option, “I’ll keelhaul the lot of ye if ye don’t get to lashin’ together a seaworthy vessel!”}}

{{TB|Wow, it’s working! He’s started building the raft! Who knew that maritime-based threats could be so effective?}}

{{TB|Alright, I had a bit of a late start but I believe that I’ve caught up to the rest of you in Chunky Island.}}

{{TB|Oh, there’s a speedboat hidden in the skull-shaped cave off the north end of the island. But I choose to stay with my fellow compatriots.}}

{{TB|So is everything in our world! Haven’t you been paying attention?}}

{{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>shrugs<nowiki>*</nowiki> Fair enough…}}

{{THT|'''Task''': Collect Memory Cards [x150]<br/>'''Task''': Make Martin Show the Others Where the Boat is Hidden (30m, Noise Land Video Arcade, Captain Blip's Zapateria or Brown House)<br/>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}

{{TB|Wow, Nelson. You’ve really got a handle on those chunky kids.}}

{{TB|You did it! The Game Master never got this far, so you’re now at the top of the leaderboard!}}

{{TB|I haven’t been this proud of a group of kids since The Goonies.}}

{{TB|I’ll just add my name to the leaderboard, right above TGM.}}

{{TB|You kids deserve a break. I’m taking you out for pizza!}}

{{THT|'''Task''': Collect Memory Cards [x125]<br/>'''Task''': Make Comic Book Guy Take the Kids Out for Pizza (2h, Wall E. Weasel's, Vesuvius Pizza, Zesty's Pizza or Brown House)<br/>'''Task''': Make The Evergreen Terrors Go Out for Pizza [x4] (2h, Wall E. Weasel's, Vesuvius Pizza, Zesty's Pizza or Brown House)<br/>'''Characters''':Bart, Milhouse, Martin, Nelson, Sophie Krustofsky|colspan=2}}

{{TB|Heh, heh, heh… They think they’re so smart. Well they won’t see this coming…}}

{{TB|Only if they’re from the toaster oven. NOT the microwave!}}

{{TB|The Game Master knows what he desires…}}

{{TB|It’s not rain, it’s just me being ominous!}}