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The Simpsons: Tapped Out State of Despair content update/Prizes Gameplay

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Mystery Spot[edit]

Mystery Spot Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Milhouse's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png Oh boy! I heard this place has a mirror maze. I can't wait for my eczema to be reflected a thousand times over.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Just try not to have a panic attack like you did in the last mirror maze.
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png I'm not going to have a...
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png Which one is the real me!? Who am I? I don't know anymore!
Task: Make Milhouse Play in the Mirror Maze (4h, Springfield Mystery Spot)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Mystery Spot Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png You call this a mystery spot! THIS is a mystery spot!
Tapped Out Sophie Krustofsky Icon.png Dad, you should really have that looked at by a doctor. And why are we here?
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png For some important father/daughter bonding! I read somewhere that bonding is important.
Tapped Out Sophie Krustofsky Icon.png You read that off the back of a glue bottle.
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png Let's just go in, get an overpriced photo, and create some damn memories already.
Task: Make Krusty Reflect on His Parenting Skills (4h, Springfield Mystery Spot)
If the user has Sophie Krustofsky: Task: Make Sophie Let Her Eyes Glaze Over (4h, Springfield Mystery Spot)
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png Whose idea was it to have all those creepy clowns staring at you?
Tapped Out Sophie Krustofsky Icon.png Dad, that was a mirror room.
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png So, I just paid money to be scared by myself? These guys are even better at ripping people off than I am.
Quest reward: Cash.png200 and XP.png20

Skip and Zip[edit]

Skip and Zip Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Martin's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Martin Icon.png Wow, the Museum of Zippers! Before this, I was a steadfast button fly man, but now I'm inspired to make a change.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Martin, you could be inspired by paint drying.
Tapped Out Martin Icon.png Wet paint! Where?
Task: Make Martin Search for Wet Paint to Watch Dry (4h, Museum of Zippers)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Skip and Zip Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Dad, can I take off this blindfold? I'm sitting in something sticky and I want to see what it is.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Not until – NOW!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png We're at the Zipper Museum?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Surprise sweetie! You've gotten such good grades that I wanted to do something nice for you. And the Zipper Museum was the first thing that came up in the phone book.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I then realized I was looking at the phone book upside down.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Now why don't you enjoy some father/daughter time alone while I go to Moe's.
Task: Make Lisa Get Abandoned for Her Good Behavior (4h, Museum of Zippers)
Quest reward: Cash.png200 and XP.png20

Bow Tie Birdie[edit]

Bow Tie Birdie Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png I'm proud of you for volunteering to help out with the Pot Belly Pigeon Bird Feeder, Bart.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png It doesn't count as volunteering if it's court-mandated, Mom.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Shhhh. If you're quiet you can hear its majestic cry.
Tapped Out Pot Belly Pigeon Icon.png Burp!
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png I think it's found a mate!
Tapped Out Barney Icon.png Buuuurp!
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Oh boy.
Task: Make Bart Fill Pigeon Feeder (8h, Pot Belly Pigeon Feeder)
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png I think that's enough time appreciating these majestic creatures and how they soar through the air. Let's head home for dinner.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png I don't know why, but I'm in the mood for chicken.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Bow Tie Birdie Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Bart, make sure you don't feed the pigeons rice. It's bad for them.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Duh, I know that. That's why I've been feeding them pasta.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Pasta! Well, I guess that's OK as long as no one feeds them boiling water.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Come get some water, birdies, while it's still piping hot!
Tapped Out Luigi Icon.png And I'll just leave out this plate of marinara sauce.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png No!
Task: Make Lisa Feed the Pigeons (4h, Pot Belly Pigeon Feeder
Quest reward: Cash.png200 and XP.png20

Writing on the Wall[edit]

Writing on the Wall Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Willie's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Willie Icon.png The hardest part of being a groundskeeper is the children ye lose in the line of duty. Fare thee well, little Simpson.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png What are you talking about? I'm not dead.
Tapped Out Willie Icon.png A ghoul! Quick, Willie, write his name on the wall or he'll haunt you forever. Bert Simpson! Or Bark? Oh, I remember, it was Bort!
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Years of torturing you and you still don't know my name? Ok, now I really am going to haunt you.
Task: Make Willie Add Bart's Name to the Wall (4h, Field Trip Memorial)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Writing on the Wall Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Skinner's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Skinner Icon.png We should tear down this wall. We don't want the parents to know how many children we lose every field trip.
Tapped Out Willie Icon.png They sign the permission slips. They know the risks.
Tapped Out Otto Icon.png I say keep it. It gives this school an edge.
Tapped Out Skinner Icon.png An edge, eh? You know people always call me a square. That has four edges!
Task: Make Skinner Become an Edgelord (4h, Field Trip Memorial)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Public Servant[edit]

Public Servant Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Governor Mary Bailey's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Governor Mary Bailey Icon.png Now that I'm, ahem, retired, I need to give back to my community. Perhaps with a 400-page ego boost – I mean book.
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png I can't believe you beat me in that election. My qualifications were impeccable: I'm a rich, old, white man!
Tapped Out Governor Mary Bailey Icon.png Yet I won. Thanks to my positive message and convincing platform! And a three-eyed fish.
Task: Make Governor Mary Bailey Brag About Winning the Election (1h, Control Building)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Public Servant Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Governor Mary Bailey's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Governor Mary Bailey Icon.png Hello, fellow Springfielder! How can I improve your day? Anything you please!
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png ...Anything?
Tapped Out Governor Mary Bailey Icon.png That's not ominous at all.
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png I need you to help me launder-
Tapped Out Governor Mary Bailey Icon.png Laundry! Alright. A little demeaning but yes, I can do it.
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png You didn't let me finish. Launder money. I need you to launder money.
Tapped Out Governor Mary Bailey Icon.png Oh, thank God, that's much more up my alley. Plus I don't have to get all damp.
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png You've clearly never been inside my bar.
Task: Make Governor Mary Bailey Launder Money (8h, Moe's Tavern)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Public Servant Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Governor Mary Bailey's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Governor Mary Bailey Icon.png I can't just sit around being a disgraced public figure forever. I need a new look!
Tapped Out Julio Icon.png Did somebody say makeover?
Tapped Out Governor Mary Bailey Icon.png No, I said new look.
Tapped Out Hans Moleman Icon.png I said makeover.
Tapped Out Julio Icon.png Today is the first real day of your life.
Tapped Out Hans Moleman Icon.png It is? So late...
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Former Governor Bailey, I have some suggestions on how you can improve your image. Have you ever considered pairing a suit jacket with a... pant?
Tapped Out Governor Mary Bailey Icon.png Oh my! *faints*
Task: Make Governor Mary Bailey Get Public Image Advice (4h, Simpson House)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Public Servant Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Governor Mary Bailey's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Governor Mary Bailey Icon.png So, little girl, how do I buy the love of the common man?
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png You don't buy it! You just give them what they want.
Tapped Out Governor Mary Bailey Icon.png Money!
Task: Make Governor Mary Bailey Give Money Away (12h)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Public Servant Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Governor Mary Bailey's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Governor Mary Bailey Icon.png Your daughter really helped me turn things around. I can't believe I've been wearing my skirt backwards all this time!
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png She inherited a good eye for style. You don't just stumble upon as good a look as a strapless dress and pearls by accident.
Tapped Out Governor Mary Bailey Icon.png There's an election coming up and Mr. Burns plans to run. And I'm the hip, youthful upstart who will beat him. Now let's go viral!
Tapped Out Governor Mary Bailey Icon.png I'm assuming that's some kind of... dance?
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Why don't we start with an ad?
Task: Make Governor Mary Bailey Record a Political Ad (24h)
Tapped Out Governor Mary Bailey Icon.png This Internet thing is a passing fad. I prefer timeless advertising tricks like skywriting and 1-800-COLLECT-sponsored two-part mystery episodes.
Tapped Out Governor Mary Bailey Icon.png I guess I could host a town hall and actually interact with my constituents.
Tapped Out Governor Mary Bailey Icon.png Just kidding. I'll pay Russia to swing the election results.
Quest reward: Cash.png200 and XP.png20