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The Simpsons: Tapped Out Springfield Enlightened content update/Girl Enlightened Gameplay
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Sunday Manifesto[edit]
After the user logs in on July 9th:
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...and at that moment, Siddmartha achieved enlightenment.
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Wow, Lisa. That was really beautiful.
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Um, what are you doing in Sunday school?
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Learning about...Sunday.
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But I thought you two were Buddhist.
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We thought you were, too.
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Wait. You're just here for the free donuts, aren't you?
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Not JUST the donuts. We like the coffee too.
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You know who I'd like to have coffee and donuts with? Siddmartha.
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I'd go with Richard Gere.
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Wish granted.
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*gasp* You can summon Richard Gere?!
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Pfft. No. There's not enough coffee in Brazil for that. I meant Siddmartha.
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Task: Make Bart Manifest Siddmartha (6s, First Church of Springfield, Mega Church, Springfield Episcopal Church, Springfield Buddhist Temple, Cut Glass Cathedral or Homes) Task: Make Lisa Question Reality (6s, First Church of Springfield, Mega Church, Springfield Episcopal Church, Springfield Buddhist Temple, Cut Glass Cathedral or Homes)
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Bart, how did you do that?
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I dunno. How does anything happen around here? EA or Sky Finger.
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Why does she look exactly like me? It's creepy.
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Excuse me, I believe it is YOU who looks like ME.
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And it IS creepy.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Girl, Enlightened[edit]
Girl, Enlightened Pt. 1[edit]
After completing Sunday Manifesto:
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Another religious event? Didn't we just have one of those like... *counts on fingers*...a while ago?
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It was six months ago, and your spirituality is no worse off than your counting. But Buddhism isn't a religion. It's a philosophy.
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Another philosophy event?
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Task: Collect Lotus Flowers [x150] Task: Make Lisa Explain Buddhism to Homer (4h, First Church of Springfield, Mega Church, Springfield Episcopal Church, Springfield Buddhist Temple, Cut Glass Cathedral or Homes) Task: Make Homer Try to Seem Interested (4h, First Church of Springfield, Mega Church, Springfield Episcopal Church, Springfield Buddhist Temple, Cut Glass Cathedral or Homes)
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So, Siddmartha, what brings you to the Springfield tire fire?
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Carl, you brought her here.
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I did?
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And then you fainted and when you woke up you said you'd had the craziest dream.
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That sounds familiar...
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And then you saw Siddmartha and realized it wasn't a dream and then you fainted again.
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It's coming back to me...
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And the last time you woke up, Siddmartha asked if we'd give her a tour of Springfield and you said let's start with the tire fire.
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I'm feeling faint again.
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Although it's a very nice tire fire, I get the impression that this town is...rather unenlightened.
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Oh, yeah. Big time.
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I believe I can help. With the right teachings, the good people of Springfield may achieve balance and peace.
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Oh, you won't find that here.
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Balance and peace?
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Good people.
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*faints*
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Girl, Enlightened Pt. 2[edit]
After completing Girl, Enlightened Pt. 1:
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Before I begin teaching the people of Springfield, we need to create a place for them to seek out their curiosities and answer their myriad questions.
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What, like a psychic?
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I was thinking more of a university. Somewhere people could take classes on enlightenment, balance, inner peace, comparative bioeconomics...
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Comparative bioeconomics?
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Well, you need a balanced education. In fact, we could start a local campus of Kathmandu U.
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I heard that was a huge party school.
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Only if you do Greek life.
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Wouldn't it be a lot cheaper to just add some classes to Springfield University rather than build an entirely new one?
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Yes, but then we wouldn't have a building on the prize track.
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Task: Collect Lotus Flowers [x125] Task: Make Siddmartha Make Plans for Kathmandu U (4h, Springfield University, Springfield Elementary, Springfield High School, Shelbyville Elementary or Homes) If the user has Lenny: Task: Make Lenny Hand Out Admission Flyers (4h, Springfield University, Springfield Elementary, Springfield High School, Shelbyville Elementary or Homes) If the user has Carl: Task: Make Carl Design the Course List (4h, Springfield University, Springfield Elementary, Springfield High School, Shelbyville Elementary or Homes)
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Very well. Please summon everyone to the town square.
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Everyone?
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Yeah, you're not gonna want everyone.
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Why not?
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Have you seen everyone?
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Girl, Enlightened Pt. 3[edit]
After completing Girl, Enlightened Pt. 2:
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Thank you for attending this address on the virtues of Buddhism.
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I thought this was a Tubberware party!
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You see, inner enlightenment can search the depths of your soul and root out corruption.
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Corruption? Who said corruption? I'll need to see your warrant.
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It all starts with balance. Everything in life weighs on the scales—
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Who said balance on the scales? And I don't need a warrant!
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*sigh* Explaining Buddhism to this group will be a true test.
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Test?! Who said there would be a test?!
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Task: Collect Lotus Flowers [x100] Task: Make Siddmartha Try to Explain Buddhism (4h, Springfield University, Community Center, Springfield Multicultural Center, Springfield Elementary, Springfield High School, Shelbyville Elementary or Homes) Task: Make Springfielders Get Belligerent [x10] (4h, Springfield University, Community Center, Springfield Multicultural Center, Springfield Elementary, Springfield High School, Shelbyville Elementary or Homes)
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I think I'm starting to get it. Thanks to karma, people get what they deserve.
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That's right. Karma is a good place to start on the journey to enlightenment. If you do good for others, it will bring even more good.
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No, I mean getting what THEY deserve. See, there's this guy from high school...
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I think it's better to focus on the positive aspects, like doing good for others, rather than on people getting their just deserts.
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I don't want Chad to get desserts, I want him to get a good punch in his ugly face! Now that would be karma!
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Girl, Enlightened Pt. 4[edit]
After completing Girl, Enlightened Pt. 3:
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Thank you for sharing that story, Kirk. I can see that Chad really hurt you.
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He did.
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Then channel that energy you feel into positivity.
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Screw positivity. Let's get this Chad guy! Anybody know his number?
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This kind of vengeance will only fill you with negative energy.
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I've got some negative energy for you! *throws a rotten tomato*
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*wipes tomato off* Okay, that was uncalled for.
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Raawwararrr!
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Aaaah! Dear God! What did I do to deserve this?!
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A bear! Krusty threw that tomato and now he's being attacked by a bear! Karma is real!
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No, that's not what happened. It's just a random occurrence!
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A bear in the middle of Springfield? Seems like divine intervention to me.
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Can we debate this later? I'm getting mauled over here!
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Task: Collect Lotus Flowers [x125] Task: Make Siddmartha Clean Off Rotten Tomato (4h, Springfield University, Community Center, Springfield Multicultural Center, Springfield Elementary, Springfield High School, Shelbyville Elementary or Homes) If the user has Krusty: Task: Make Krusty Fight the Bear (4h, Springfield University, Community Center, Springfield Multicultural Center, Springfield Elementary, Springfield High School, Shelbyville Elementary or Homes) If the user has Kirk: Task: Make Kirk Plan for Revenge Against Chad (4h, Springfield University, Community Center, Springfield Multicultural Center, Springfield Elementary, Springfield High School, Shelbyville Elementary or Homes) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Girl, Enlightened Pt. 5[edit]
After completing Girl, Enlightened Pt. 4:
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Advisor Frink, I need your help. Everyone in Springfield is obsessed with the negative effects of karma.
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Sometimes a little obsession can bring about good things.
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But they learned the exact opposite of what I was trying to teach them. They're trying to pervert karma to harm their enemies!
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By Buddha's flavin, does that work? Because I have this colleague named Professor Chad—
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You're not helping.
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Then perhaps you need to find a solution in Zen, with the dreaming and the omming... *enters trance*
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Well, Zen is sort of a different brand of Buddhism, but sure, I can think about — I mean, meditate on it.
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Task: Collect Lotus Flowers [x200] If the user has Advisor Frink: Task: Make Advisor Frink Test the Limits of Karma (4h, Tower of Science, Frink's Lab, Springfield University, University of Heidelberg, Springfield Elementary, Springfield High School, Shelbyville Elementary or Homes) Task: Make Siddmartha Contemplate Advisor Frink's Advice (4h, Tower of Science, Frink's Lab, Springfield University, University of Heidelberg, Springfield Elementary, Springfield High School, Shelbyville Elementary or Homes) Quest reward: 200 and 20
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