• New article from the Springfield Shopper: The Simpsons Christmas Double Episode Exclusive to Disney+ this December!
  • New article from the Springfield Shopper: Season 36 News: The stories which the segments of “Simpsons Wicked This Way Comes” are based of have been announced!
  • New article from the Springfield Shopper: The Next Episode Will be Pamela Hayden’s Last – Milhouse’s Voice Actress Is Retiring!
  • Wikisimpsons needs more Featured Article, Picture, Quote, Episode and Comprehensive article nominations!
  • Wikisimpsons has a Discord server! Click here for your invite! Join to talk about the wiki, Simpsons and Tapped Out news, or just to talk to other users.
  • Make an account! It's easy, free, and your work on the wiki can be attributed to you.
TwitterFacebookDiscord

The Simpsons: Tapped Out Springfield Enlightened content update/Girl Enlightened Gameplay

Wikisimpsons - The Simpsons Wiki

Sunday Manifesto[edit]

After the user logs in on July 9th:
Lisa ...and at that moment, Siddmartha achieved enlightenment.
Lenny Wow, Lisa. That was really beautiful.
Lisa Um, what are you doing in Sunday school?
Carl Learning about...Sunday.
Lisa But I thought you two were Buddhist.
Lenny We thought you were, too.
Lisa Wait. You're just here for the free donuts, aren't you?
Carl Not JUST the donuts. We like the coffee too.
Lenny You know who I'd like to have coffee and donuts with? Siddmartha.
Carl I'd go with Richard Gere.
Bart Wish granted.
Carl *gasp* You can summon Richard Gere?!
Bart Pfft. No. There's not enough coffee in Brazil for that. I meant Siddmartha.
Task: Make Bart Manifest Siddmartha (6s, First Church of Springfield, Mega Church, Springfield Episcopal Church, Springfield Buddhist Temple, Cut Glass Cathedral or Homes)
Task: Make Lisa Question Reality (6s, First Church of Springfield, Mega Church, Springfield Episcopal Church, Springfield Buddhist Temple, Cut Glass Cathedral or Homes)
Lisa Bart, how did you do that?
Bart I dunno. How does anything happen around here? EA or Sky Finger.
Lisa Why does she look exactly like me? It's creepy.
Tapped Out Siddmartha Icon.png Excuse me, I believe it is YOU who looks like ME.
Tapped Out Siddmartha Icon.png And it IS creepy.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Girl, Enlightened[edit]

Girl, Enlightened Pt. 1[edit]

After completing Sunday Manifesto:
Homer Another religious event? Didn't we just have one of those like... *counts on fingers*...a while ago?
Lisa It was six months ago, and your spirituality is no worse off than your counting. But Buddhism isn't a religion. It's a philosophy.
Homer Another philosophy event?
Task: Collect Lotus Flowers [x150]
Task: Make Lisa Explain Buddhism to Homer (4h, First Church of Springfield, Mega Church, Springfield Episcopal Church, Springfield Buddhist Temple, Cut Glass Cathedral or Homes)
Task: Make Homer Try to Seem Interested (4h, First Church of Springfield, Mega Church, Springfield Episcopal Church, Springfield Buddhist Temple, Cut Glass Cathedral or Homes)
Carl So, Siddmartha, what brings you to the Springfield tire fire?
Lenny Carl, you brought her here.
Carl I did?
Lenny And then you fainted and when you woke up you said you'd had the craziest dream.
Carl That sounds familiar...
Lenny And then you saw Siddmartha and realized it wasn't a dream and then you fainted again.
Carl It's coming back to me...
Lenny And the last time you woke up, Siddmartha asked if we'd give her a tour of Springfield and you said let's start with the tire fire.
Carl I'm feeling faint again.
Tapped Out Siddmartha Icon.png Although it's a very nice tire fire, I get the impression that this town is...rather unenlightened.
Lenny Oh, yeah. Big time.
Tapped Out Siddmartha Icon.png I believe I can help. With the right teachings, the good people of Springfield may achieve balance and peace.
Lenny Oh, you won't find that here.
Tapped Out Siddmartha Icon.png Balance and peace?
Lenny Good people.
Carl *faints*
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Girl, Enlightened Pt. 2[edit]

After completing Girl, Enlightened Pt. 1:
Tapped Out Siddmartha Icon.png Before I begin teaching the people of Springfield, we need to create a place for them to seek out their curiosities and answer their myriad questions.
Lenny What, like a psychic?
Tapped Out Siddmartha Icon.png I was thinking more of a university. Somewhere people could take classes on enlightenment, balance, inner peace, comparative bioeconomics...
Lenny Comparative bioeconomics?
Tapped Out Siddmartha Icon.png Well, you need a balanced education. In fact, we could start a local campus of Kathmandu U.
Carl I heard that was a huge party school.
Tapped Out Siddmartha Icon.png Only if you do Greek life.
Lenny Wouldn't it be a lot cheaper to just add some classes to Springfield University rather than build an entirely new one?
Tapped Out Siddmartha Icon.png Yes, but then we wouldn't have a building on the prize track.
Task: Collect Lotus Flowers [x125]
Task: Make Siddmartha Make Plans for Kathmandu U (4h, Springfield University, Springfield Elementary, Springfield High School, Shelbyville Elementary or Homes)
If the user has Lenny: Task: Make Lenny Hand Out Admission Flyers (4h, Springfield University, Springfield Elementary, Springfield High School, Shelbyville Elementary or Homes)
If the user has Carl: Task: Make Carl Design the Course List (4h, Springfield University, Springfield Elementary, Springfield High School, Shelbyville Elementary or Homes)
Tapped Out Siddmartha Icon.png Very well. Please summon everyone to the town square.
Lenny Everyone?
Carl Yeah, you're not gonna want everyone.
Tapped Out Siddmartha Icon.png Why not?
Carl Have you seen everyone?
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Girl, Enlightened Pt. 3[edit]

After completing Girl, Enlightened Pt. 2:
Tapped Out Siddmartha Icon.png Thank you for attending this address on the virtues of Buddhism.
Helen Lovejoy I thought this was a Tubberware party!
Tapped Out Siddmartha Icon.png You see, inner enlightenment can search the depths of your soul and root out corruption.
Quimby Corruption? Who said corruption? I'll need to see your warrant.
Tapped Out Siddmartha Icon.png It all starts with balance. Everything in life weighs on the scales—
Wiggum Who said balance on the scales? And I don't need a warrant!
Tapped Out Siddmartha Icon.png *sigh* Explaining Buddhism to this group will be a true test.
Homer Test?! Who said there would be a test?!
Task: Collect Lotus Flowers [x100]
Task: Make Siddmartha Try to Explain Buddhism (4h, Springfield University, Community Center, Springfield Multicultural Center, Springfield Elementary, Springfield High School, Shelbyville Elementary or Homes)
Task: Make Springfielders Get Belligerent [x10] (4h, Springfield University, Community Center, Springfield Multicultural Center, Springfield Elementary, Springfield High School, Shelbyville Elementary or Homes)
Kirk I think I'm starting to get it. Thanks to karma, people get what they deserve.
Tapped Out Siddmartha Icon.png That's right. Karma is a good place to start on the journey to enlightenment. If you do good for others, it will bring even more good.
Kirk No, I mean getting what THEY deserve. See, there's this guy from high school...
Tapped Out Siddmartha Icon.png I think it's better to focus on the positive aspects, like doing good for others, rather than on people getting their just deserts.
Kirk I don't want Chad to get desserts, I want him to get a good punch in his ugly face! Now that would be karma!
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Girl, Enlightened Pt. 4[edit]

After completing Girl, Enlightened Pt. 3:
Tapped Out Siddmartha Icon.png Thank you for sharing that story, Kirk. I can see that Chad really hurt you.
Kirk He did.
Tapped Out Siddmartha Icon.png Then channel that energy you feel into positivity.
Krusty Screw positivity. Let's get this Chad guy! Anybody know his number?
Tapped Out Siddmartha Icon.png This kind of vengeance will only fill you with negative energy.
Krusty I've got some negative energy for you! *throws a rotten tomato*
Tapped Out Siddmartha Icon.png *wipes tomato off* Okay, that was uncalled for.
Tapped Out Meditating Bear Icon.png Raawwararrr!
Krusty Aaaah! Dear God! What did I do to deserve this?!
Kirk A bear! Krusty threw that tomato and now he's being attacked by a bear! Karma is real!
Tapped Out Siddmartha Icon.png No, that's not what happened. It's just a random occurrence!
Kirk A bear in the middle of Springfield? Seems like divine intervention to me.
Krusty Can we debate this later? I'm getting mauled over here!
Task: Collect Lotus Flowers [x125]
Task: Make Siddmartha Clean Off Rotten Tomato (4h, Springfield University, Community Center, Springfield Multicultural Center, Springfield Elementary, Springfield High School, Shelbyville Elementary or Homes)
If the user has Krusty: Task: Make Krusty Fight the Bear (4h, Springfield University, Community Center, Springfield Multicultural Center, Springfield Elementary, Springfield High School, Shelbyville Elementary or Homes)
If the user has Kirk: Task: Make Kirk Plan for Revenge Against Chad (4h, Springfield University, Community Center, Springfield Multicultural Center, Springfield Elementary, Springfield High School, Shelbyville Elementary or Homes)
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Girl, Enlightened Pt. 5[edit]

After completing Girl, Enlightened Pt. 4:
Tapped Out Siddmartha Icon.png Advisor Frink, I need your help. Everyone in Springfield is obsessed with the negative effects of karma.
Tapped Out Advisor Frink Icon.png Sometimes a little obsession can bring about good things.
Tapped Out Siddmartha Icon.png But they learned the exact opposite of what I was trying to teach them. They're trying to pervert karma to harm their enemies!
Tapped Out Advisor Frink Icon.png By Buddha's flavin, does that work? Because I have this colleague named Professor Chad—
Tapped Out Siddmartha Icon.png You're not helping.
Tapped Out Advisor Frink Icon.png Then perhaps you need to find a solution in Zen, with the dreaming and the omming... *enters trance*
Tapped Out Siddmartha Icon.png Well, Zen is sort of a different brand of Buddhism, but sure, I can think about — I mean, meditate on it.
Task: Collect Lotus Flowers [x200]
If the user has Advisor Frink: Task: Make Advisor Frink Test the Limits of Karma (4h, Tower of Science, Frink's Lab, Springfield University, University of Heidelberg, Springfield Elementary, Springfield High School, Shelbyville Elementary or Homes)
Task: Make Siddmartha Contemplate Advisor Frink's Advice (4h, Tower of Science, Frink's Lab, Springfield University, University of Heidelberg, Springfield Elementary, Springfield High School, Shelbyville Elementary or Homes)
Quest reward: Cash200 and XP20