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The Simpsons: Tapped Out Holiday Whodunnit content update/Sleighing It Gameplay

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Sleighing It[edit]

Sleighing It Pt. 1[edit]

After the user logs in on January 4th:
Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon.png Hello, I'm Kent Brockman and welcome to the 1st annual "Santa Sleigh Race"! Proudly brought to you by the folks at Gnome-In-The-Home Dome.
Tapped Out Mary Tannenbaum Icon.png You're talking into MY camera.
Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon.png Dangit, that was a perfect take.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Look who's here!
Tapped Out Santa Claus Icon.png Ho-ho-ho! *sways precariously* Whoa-whoa-whoa!
Tapped Out Herb Tannenbaum Icon.png Santa! It's so good to see you up and about!
Tapped Out Santa Claus Icon.png Herb, I heard you lost a limb in my defense. I couldn't ask for a better friend.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Santa, you look a little wobbly there. Maybe you should sit back down.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Yeah, me and Homer have got the present-delivering covered, so take a load off.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png All you need to do is grant a couple crazy Christmas gifts we promised to get for people.
Tapped Out Santa Claus Icon.png Unlimited gifts cannot be done, Bart.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png What about my waterslide into my infinity pool?
Tapped Out Santa Claus Icon.png It all depends on the requirements of the building code...but consider it done!
Task: Collect Stockings [x125]
Task: Answer Christmas Trivia
Task: Make Springfielders Cheer for Herb [x3] (4h, Mt. Useful, Mountain Lodge, Sugarloaf Mountain, Homer's Snowmobile, Homerlayas or Homes)
If the user has Herb Tannenbaum Icon: Task: Make Herb Tannenbaum Bask in Praise (4h, Mt. Useful, Mountain Lodge, Sugarloaf Mountain, Homer's Snowmobile, Homerlayas or Homes)
If the user has Santa Claus Icon: Task: Make Santa Almost Fall Over (4h, Mt. Useful, Mountain Lodge, Sugarloaf Mountain, Homer's Snowmobile, Homerlayas or Homes)
Task: Make Homer Make His Christmas List for Santa (4h, Mt. Useful, Mountain Lodge, Sugarloaf Mountain, Homer's Snowmobile, Homerlayas or Homes)
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Santa, you have to take it easy. We don't want you to end up back in the hospital.
Tapped Out Santa Claus Icon.png Nonsense, this is a celebration. It's in my nature to be merry.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Well, you have to stop being merry if it's at the expense of your health.
Tapped Out Santa Claus Icon.png Fine.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Sleighing It Pt. 2[edit]

After completing Sleighing It Pt. 1:
Tapped Out Dr. Hibbert Icon.png Marge, Lisa, I have the results back from the lab on that object that was in Santa's head.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png So what was it?
Tapped Out Dr. Hibbert Icon.png It turns out it was a piece of a very old Christmas ornament.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Let me see that...
Tapped Out Dr. Hibbert Icon.png Actually, I'm supposed to turn this over to the police.
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png Go ahead, Doc. Give it to these two crime solvers. They're handling the investigation.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png *gasp* This is the missing piece of Herb's Christmas ornament! He'll be so happy that I can complete it for him.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Speaking of...where is Herb?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Uh-oh. Your mother's got that look in her eye. She's either just decided I'm going on another diet, or she's suddenly solved the case. *crosses fingers*
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Or both.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Aah!
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png I know what happened.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png No! But I'm supposed to be Sherlock!
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Watson solves the cases too sometimes.
Task: Collect Stockings [x150]
Task: Answer Christmas Trivia
If the user has Marge Icon: Task: Make Marge Withhold Info to Build Suspense (4h, Mt. Useful, Mountain Lodge, Sugarloaf Mountain, Homer's Snowmobile, Homerlayas or Homes)
Task: Make Lisa Beg Her Mom to Explain (4h, Mt. Useful, Mountain Lodge, Sugarloaf Mountain, Homer's Snowmobile, Homerlayas or Homes)
If the user has Wiggum Icon: Task: Make Wiggum Beg Marge to Explain (4h, Mt. Useful, Mountain Lodge, Sugarloaf Mountain, Homer's Snowmobile, Homerlayas or Homes)
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png There's no time to explain, but we have to find Herb right now! Can someone track him?
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png My hounds will make quick work of this. They were bred for tracking and mutilating at my command.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png We just need the tracking.
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png Very well, but I reserve the right to multilate at a later date.
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png To the bone sleigh!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Sleighing It Pt. 3[edit]

After completing Sleighing It Pt. 2:
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png Hounds, follow that Christmas tree scent!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Are we sure about this? Herb really doesn't seem like the Santa-attacking type.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png That's what Christmas trees always want you to think...
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png I'll explain it all when we get there.
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png Smithers, who let these people in my sleigh?
Tapped Out Smithers Icon.png I'm sorry, sir. I thought when you yelled "everyone in the bone sleigh!" you meant...everyone.
Tapped Out Nutcracker Icon.png I'm not sure why I'm here. Just following instructions.
Tapped Out Santa Claus Icon.png The Nutcracker's with me. Speaking of, walnut anyone?
Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon.png It's surprising how many people fit in here. It really is quite roomy.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Burns, can I drive?
Tapped Out Mary Tannenbaum Icon.png This footage is gonna be incredible.
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png Alright, everyone sit down and shut up! We'll be reaching max altitude soon.
Tapped Out Maggie Icon.png *fear of heights sucking noises*
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png The baby, too?!
Task: Collect Stockings [x175]
Task: Answer Christmas Trivia
If the user has Mr. Burns Icon: Task: Make Burns Fly the Sleigh (4h, White Witch Burns Sleigh, Mt. Useful, Mountain Lodge, Sugarloaf Mountain, Homer's Snowmobile, Homerlayas or Homes)
If the user has Smithers Icon: Task: Make Smithers Try to Buckle Everyone (4h, White Witch Burns Sleigh, Mt. Useful, Mountain Lodge, Sugarloaf Mountain, Homer's Snowmobile, Homerlayas or Homes)
If the user has Marge Icon: Task: Make Marge Hold On for Dear Life (4h, White Witch Burns Sleigh, Mt. Useful, Mountain Lodge, Sugarloaf Mountain, Homer's Snowmobile, Homerlayas or Homes)
If the user has Maggie Icon: Task: Make Maggie Hold On to Marge for Dear Life (4h, White Witch Burns Sleigh, Mt. Useful, Mountain Lodge, Sugarloaf Mountain, Homer's Snowmobile, Homerlayas or Homes)
Task: Make Homer Be Disappointed by Walnuts (4h, White Witch Burns Sleigh, Mt. Useful, Mountain Lodge, Sugarloaf Mountain, Homer's Snowmobile, Homerlayas or Homes)
Task: Make Lisa Try to Work Out the Mystery (4h, White Witch Burns Sleigh, Mt. Useful, Mountain Lodge, Sugarloaf Mountain, Homer's Snowmobile, Homerlayas or Homes)
If the user has Mary Tannenbaum Icon: Task: Make Mary Tannenbaum Get Sky Footage (4h, White Witch Burns Sleigh, Mt. Useful, Mountain Lodge, Sugarloaf Mountain, Homer's Snowmobile, Homerlayas or Homes)
If the user has Bart Icon: Task: Make Bart Shoot Spitballs at the Hounds (4h, White Witch Burns Sleigh, Mt. Useful, Mountain Lodge, Sugarloaf Mountain, Homer's Snowmobile, Homerlayas or Homes)
If the user has Nutcracker Icon: Task: Make Nutcracker Try to Crack Nuts (4h, White Witch Burns Sleigh, Mt. Useful, Mountain Lodge, Sugarloaf Mountain, Homer's Snowmobile, Homerlayas or Homes)
If the user has Wiggum Icon: Task: Make Wiggum Mention That He's Here Too (4h, White Witch Burns Sleigh, Mt. Useful, Mountain Lodge, Sugarloaf Mountain, Homer's Snowmobile, Homerlayas or Homes)
Tapped Out Herb Tannenbaum Icon.png The very hounds of Hell are on my trail. I need to find somewhere to hide.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png There he is, I can see light reflecting off his ornaments!
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png He just went inside that ominous looking warehouse...
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png You mean the one with the sign that says "Property of C.M. Burns"?
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png I wonder what that could ever be used for...
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Sleighing It Pt. 4[edit]

After completing Sleighing It Pt. 3:
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png Hands in the air!! Err, I mean – sticks in the air! You're under arrest!
Tapped Out Herb Tannenbaum Icon.png For what crime?
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png I thought you'd never ask. For the crime of — uh, yeah...for what crime, Marge?
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png The attack on Santa!
Tapped Out Herb Tannenbaum Icon.png Preposterous! Santa is my best friend, plus I was seriously maimed in the attack.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png That's just what you wanted everyone to think. And then when Hibbert found a piece of your ornament in Santa's head, I knew it was you who did it.
Tapped Out Herb Tannenbaum Icon.png But that lodged into him when he fell.
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png That does sound pretty plausible, Marge.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png You just wait. All along Lisa was right. It's not about seeing what happens, it's about observing.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Ugh, more Sherlock stuff.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png And only a mother who is used to washing blood out of her son's clothes could figure out this clue.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png My Bartliness helped solve the attack on Santa! Sweet!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png But Mom, the blood pattern at the crime scene all matched Herb's recounting of the attack.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Yes, it did, didn't it. But that wasn't the only thing at the crime scene, was it? We forgot to analyze...
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png The sap pattern!
Tapped Out Herb Tannenbaum Icon.png It was all Mary's idea! Arrest her! I was her unwitting pawn.
Tapped Out Mary Tannenbaum Icon.png Shut your sap hole, Herb.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Cuff 'em, Chief!
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png Yeah, what Marge said! Oh wait, I'm supposed to do it.
Task: Collect Stockings [x150]
Task: Answer Christmas Trivia
If the user has Wiggum Icon: Task: Make Wiggum Arrest Herb and Mary (4h, Warehouse Hideout, Mt. Useful, Mountain Lodge, Sugarloaf Mountain, Homer's Snowmobile, Homerlayas or Homes)
Task: Make Lisa Be Proud of Marge's Sleuthing (4h, Warehouse Hideout, Mt. Useful, Mountain Lodge, Sugarloaf Mountain, Homer's Snowmobile, Homerlayas or Homes)
If the user has Marge Icon: Task: Make Marge Feed Maggie (4h, Warehouse Hideout, Mt. Useful, Mountain Lodge, Sugarloaf Mountain, Homer's Snowmobile, Homerlayas or Homes)
If the user has Manacek Icon: Task: Make Manacek Tell the Whole Story (4h, Warehouse Hideout, Mt. Useful, Mountain Lodge, Sugarloaf Mountain, Homer's Snowmobile, Homerlayas or Homes)
Task: Make Homer Ask for Clarification (4h, Warehouse Hideout, Mt. Useful, Mountain Lodge, Sugarloaf Mountain, Homer's Snowmobile, Homerlayas or Homes)
If the user has Santa Claus Icon: Task: Make Santa Shake His Head Slowly at Herb (4h, Warehouse Hideout, Mt. Useful, Mountain Lodge, Sugarloaf Mountain, Homer's Snowmobile, Homerlayas or Homes)
Task: Make Mary Tannenbaum Tell Her Crew to Shut it Down (4h, Warehouse Hideout, Mt. Useful, Mountain Lodge, Sugarloaf Mountain, Homer's Snowmobile, Homerlayas or Homes)
If the user has Herb Tannenbaum Icon: Task: Make Herb Tannenbaum Regret Getting Mixed Up With Mary (4h, Warehouse Hideout, Mt. Useful, Mountain Lodge, Sugarloaf Mountain, Homer's Snowmobile, Homerlayas or Homes)
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Enough with the suspense. Tell us the whole story.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Manacek, you wanna take this one? I've had a long day.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png You were working with Manacek on our case?
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png He was MY Watson.
Tapped Out Manacek Icon.png It was a crisp day in early December. Mary Tannenbaum had reached the end of her rope. The rope that she dreamed of hanging herself with if she had to produce another romantic comedy.
Tapped Out Manacek Icon.png On that same day, amidst a blizzard thousands of miles away at The North Pole, Herb Tannenbaum was tired of living in Santa's shadow. He wanted that glory for himself.
Tapped Out Manacek Icon.png But the days were long, and the heartbreak longer...
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Come on, Manacek, get to the point...
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Mary is Herb's niece. Her mother is married to his brother Grover. It's all very complicated.
Tapped Out Manacek Icon.png And this is where things get fun...
Tapped Out Manacek Icon.png Herb wanted to get rid of Santa so he could take over and get all the glory each Christmas, while his niece Mary wanted a juicy exclusive to jump start her fledgling career as a true crime podcaster/filmmaker.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png So Herb told Mary his plan to take out Santa. And not only did she do nothing to stop him, she tried to lead us on a wild goose chase.
Tapped Out Manacek Icon.png But there was only one goose to chase: Herb. After hitting Santa over the head, he cut off his own limb so he wouldn't be considered a suspect.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Right so far, Herb?
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png Kind of seems obvious looking back at it. I wish I'd just investigated this from the start.
Tapped Out Santa Claus Icon.png Tell me it's not true, Herb.
Tapped Out Herb Tannenbaum Icon.png It's true! All of it. And we would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for this housewife and her meddling kid and that 1970s Manacek guy with all his smooth lines!
Tapped Out Manacek Icon.png Looks like the only topper you're getting for your Christmas Tree is an orange jumpsuit.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Wow, Mom. I guess you really were the Sherlock after all.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png You can be Sherlock. I finally googled Irene Adler and she rocks!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Sleighing It Pt. 5[edit]

After completing Sleighing It Pt. 4:
Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon.png Well, we're still doing the sleigh race...because why the heck not?!
Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon.png And the race is on! Burns pulls out to an early lead, followed by the Rich Texan as they make their first lap around the mountain.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png This is so exciting. Where are Dad and Bart?
Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon.png As they complete the first lap, Sideshow Mel has taken a slim lead, but Homer and Bart Simpson have just hit the straightaway and engaged their magic bone rocket fuel nitrous turbo power!
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Look at 'em go!
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png They stole my power! Release the hounds! Release the hounds!
Task: Collect Stockings [x200]
Task: Answer Christmas Trivia
If the user has Mr. Burns Icon: Task: Make Burns Compete in the Sleigh Race (4h, White Witch Burns Sleigh, Mt. Useful, Mountain Lodge, Sugarloaf Mountain, Homer's Snowmobile, Homerlayas or Homes)
If the user has Krusty: Task: Make Krusty Compete in the Sleigh Race (4h, Krusty Sleigh, Mt. Useful, Mountain Lodge, Sugarloaf Mountain, Homer's Snowmobile, Homerlayas or Homes)
If the user has Sideshow Mel: Task: Make Sideshow Mel Compete in the Sleigh Race (4h, Sideshow Mel Sleigh, Mt. Useful, Mountain Lodge, Sugarloaf Mountain, Homer's Snowmobile, Homerlayas or Homes)
If the user has The Rich Texan: Task: Make Rich Texan Compete in the Sleigh Race (4h, The Rich Texan Sleigh, Mt. Useful, Mountain Lodge, Sugarloaf Mountain, Homer's Snowmobile, Homerlayas or Homes)
If the user has Ms. Claws and Crazy Cat Sleigh: Task: Make Ms. Claws Compete in the Sleigh Race (4h, Crazy Cat Sleigh)
If the user has Crazy Cat Lady and Crazy Cat Sleigh but doesn't have Ms. Claws: Task: Make Crazy Cat Lady Compete in the Sleigh Race (4h, Crazy Cat Sleigh)
If the user has Homer's Snowmobile: Task: Make Homer Compete in the Sleigh Race (4h, Homer's Snowmobile)
If the user has Marge, Maggie and Greyhound Sleigh: Task: Make Marge Join the Race for Fun Too (12h, Greyhound Sleigh, Maggie)
Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon.png And across the checkered line, it's Homer and Bart Simpson for the win! Followed by Mr. Burns as a distant second place.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Way to go, guys!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Woohoo! I'm the new Santa! It's nothing but milk and cookies from here on out!
Tapped Out Santa Claus Icon.png You know, I'm actually feeling a lot better.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png D'oh!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Winner, Winner Cookie Dinner[edit]

After completing Out Cold Pt. 5, No Business Like Snow Business Pt. 5, Ho-ho-d'oh Pt. 5 and Sleighing It Pt. 5:
Tapped Out Santa Claus Icon.png Don't be sad, Homer. You'll still get to deliver a lot of presents and eat lots of cookies and milk. As a matter of fact, all the participants in the race will be helping me this year.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png But I don't wanna share!
Tapped Out Santa Claus Icon.png By my calculations, Homer, even with the bit of Christmas magic I'm going to give you, the whole group of you will barely be able to cover just this state in one night.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png That can't be right. We're too slow even with Santa magic?
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png It makes sense. Santa does have to deliver to over a thousand houses a second to finish his job in one night.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png *doing math on his fingers* Oh, yeah. I see now.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10