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The Simpsons: Tapped Out Flanders Family Reunion content update/Prizes Gameplay
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Canadian Flanders, Eh?[edit]
Canadian Flanders, Eh? Pt. 1[edit]
After tapping on Canadian Flanders' exclamation mark:
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This reunion has been great, Ned, but I was hopin' to get oot and see more of your exotic country, ya know?
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Exotic? You got it all wrong there, Canadian Flanders. America is as normal as creamed corn!
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It's the rest of the world that's strange and godless.
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Still, if you'd like me to take you around, I suppose I could gas up the old Flandersmobile.
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As we say in the Great White North, let's take off, eh?
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Task: Make Canadian Flanders Plan His Sightseeing Itinerary (1h, Flanders House) Task: Make Ned Gas Up His Car (1h, Flanders House)
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On second thought, I'd rather just walk around town.
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I don't blame you. It's never a good idea to expand your worldview too quickly.
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I'll give you the not-so-grand tour of Springfield. You just let me know if things get too interesting.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Canadian Flanders, Eh? Pt. 2[edit]
After tapping on Canadian Flanders' exclamation mark:
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Oh geez, who's that husky fella in the blue uniform?
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That's a police officer. He enforces our laws.
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In Canada we call them Mounties. They patrol the territories on noble steeds and rescue ladies from being tied to train tracks.
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Um... Today I rescued a box of day-old crullers from a dumpster...
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I assume you stand for everything upright and honorable, just like a Mountie?
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Yeah... Standing upright's not really my thing. I'm not getting paid to exercise, you know.
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Task: Make Canadian Flanders Grill Wiggum (8h, Krusty Burger) Task: Make Wiggum Feel Inferior to The Mounties (8h, Krusty Burger) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Canadian Flanders, Eh? Pt. 3[edit]
After tapping on Canadian Flanders' exclamation mark:
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I don't understand this "baseball". How are they supposed to get around the field without ice skates on?
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There's no ice on the field during baseball season, Canadian Flanders.
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Oh geez, what a crazy country!
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You have baseball in Canada!
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And where's the poutine guy? I don't like watching sports unless I'm eating fries covered in gravy.
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They don't have that here. But if you're looking for a nibble, I've got just the kibble!
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Task: Make Canadian Flanders Try Peanuts and Cracker Jack (8h, Duff Stadium, Springfield Downs or Brown House)
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This Cracker Jack is even better than poutine! Crisp peanuts and popcorn, caramel coating, and a secret toy surprise.
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I'm gonna have to ask you to zip the old lip, Canadian Flanders. This is getting dangerously close to unapproved product placement...
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Canadian Flanders, Eh? Pt. 4[edit]
After tapping on Ned's exclamation mark:
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That's strange, I've never seen someone walk a tiny, antler-less moose on a leash before.
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That's a dog. Don't you have dogs in Canada?
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Nope. Just a whole lotta moose.
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Hey! That tiny puff-tailed rat moose just stole my Cracker Jack!
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That's a squirrel...
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These Canadian clichés are getting so over-the-top even I'm a little offended!
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That's impossible, Ned. We Canadians don't offend people.
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Task: Make Canadian Flanders Chase a Puff-Tailed Rat Moose Into its Tree (4h, Flanders House) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Canadian Flanders, Eh? Pt. 5[edit]
After tapping on Ned's exclamation mark:
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Where did that pile of lumber come from?
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Oh, you're welcome. I chopped down that old tree in your backyard.
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I don't wanna put you out anymore, so I figured I'd build me a log cabin to stay in the rest of my visit.
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Ya know, because I'm Canadian?
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That tree was Maude's favorite spot to relax in the shade...
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Yikes! Just got myself a pretty bad splinter dere.
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I'm about to pass out from the pain, but on the bright side, I'll get to see a real American hospital!
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Task: Make Canadian Flanders Handle Lumber Without Work Gloves (8h, Flanders House) Task: Make Ned Take Canadian Flanders to the Hospital (8h, Springfield General Hospital, Hibbert Family Practice or Flanders House)
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Please, Doc, pull out the splinter. I can't stand another minute of the pain.
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I'll get right on it. But first there's the small matter of how you'll be paying for the procedure.
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Paying for medical care?!
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This country's a disaster! I'm going back home where they'll pull my splinter for free, eh?
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So long, hosers!
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I'm sorry, Doctor Hibbert. Our ways are strange to him.
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Oh, that's okay. He'll pass out from blood loss before he reaches the border. *chuckles*
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Quest reward: 200 and 20
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Left-Mazon Prime[edit]
Left-Mazon Prime Pt. 1[edit]
After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
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Lisa Simpson? I didn't expect to find you shopping here, at the store that put my Leftorium out of business.
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I'm sorry, Mister Flanders, I need to find a left-handed pen and notepad so I can teach myself to write with both hands at once, like Leonardo da Vinci.
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*sigh * I remember selling left-handed pens and notepads.
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How were they different from the right-handed variety?
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Well... because they were labeled "left-handed".
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I suppose right-handed people could have used them, too...
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Dang-didilly-ang it, now that I think about it, I could have doubled my customer base!
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Task: Make Ned Lay on the Guilt (4h, Left-Mazon) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Left-Mazon Prime Pt. 2[edit]
After tapping on Ned's exclamation mark:
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Wait a minute, Ned... What are YOU doing shopping here?
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You've got left-handed fertilizer... Left-handed gasoline...
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*gasp* Ned, I know you're angry at the Left-Mazon, but blowing it up is not the solution!
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Blowing it up? No, I was just planning on doing some gardening. And I always like to keep some spare gasoline near my generator for the impending Biblical apocalypse.
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*whew!*
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But now that you mention it...
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Let's go home, Mister Flanders.
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Task: Make Ned Put Back His Left-Handed Supplies (8h, Left-Mazon) Quest reward: 200 and 20
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A Clog of Flanders[edit]
A Clog of Flanders Pt. 1[edit]
After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
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Hey, Flanders.
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Yes?
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Not you, Flanders. *pointing* You, Flanders.
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Which one?
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You, Flanders!
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Task: Make Homer Confuse All the Flanders (4h, Crowd of Flanders Family Members) Task: Tap Crowd of Flanders Family Members Quest reward: 100 and 10
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A Clog of Flanders Pt. 2[edit]
After tapping on Ned's exclamation mark:
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Who left their drink unattended?
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Not me.
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Well it wasn't me, so it had to be one of you.
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Is there a name written on the cup?
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It just says, "Flanders".
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*laughing*
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Task: Make Ned Find Owner of the Drink (8h, Crowd of Flanders Family Members) Quest reward: 200 and 20
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A Humble Diversion[edit]
A Humble Diversion Pt. 1[edit]
After tapping on Ned's exclamation mark:
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Boys, this day trip to Humbleton is just what we need to escape the stress of that family reunion.
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While we're here, I'm hoping to find the one super-rare Humble figurine missing from my collection.
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It's called "Prayers Before Checkers", and it's so dangerously humble, only fifty were ever made.
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While we look for it, I'm going to be the most calm and behaved.
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No! You promised I could be!
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Now stop fighting, boys, or so help me, I'll ask you politely again!
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Task: Make Ned Look for the Rare Figurine (8h, Humbleton) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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A Humble Diversion Pt. 2[edit]
After tapping on Ned's exclamation mark:
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I can't believe it, this out-of-the-way curio shop has "Prayers Before Checkers"!
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How much will it set me back?
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In money? Nothing at all. But some say, owning that figure will cost you... your soul!
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Hmm. I'm not sure that's within my budget...
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Task: Make Ned Mull Over Trading His Soul for a Humble (8h, Humbleton)
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I'm sorry, but possession by a Humble figurine is more story than I signed on for during this visit.
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Besides, this isn't a "Treehouse of Horror" episode!
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Quest reward: 200 and 20
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Lord of the Flanders[edit]
Lord of the Flanders Pt. 1[edit]
After tapping on Mr. Burns' exclamation mark:
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Smithers! There's an interloper at my front door!
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The name is Lord Thistlewick Flanders. I make a point of visiting like-minded plutocrats when I travel, and your manor looks to be the largest in Springfield.
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I can't abide visitors. Release the hounds!
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Smithers, what on earth are the hounds doing?!
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They appear to be nuzzling Lord Thistlewick, sir.
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Your hounds are excellent judges of character. They're unwilling to attack someone of my high breeding.
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Task: Make Lord Thistlewick Flanders Pet Burns' Hounds (4h, Burns Manor or Control Building) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Lord of the Flanders Pt. 2[edit]
After tapping on Mr. Burns' exclamation mark:
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I say, Monty, while I'm here, I think you and I should co-host a posh fundraising gala for my favorite charity, the Bootstrap Project.
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But my doctor says even a slight bit of fundraising could kill me. Who does this Bootstrap Project benefit, anyway?
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Why, you and I, of course. All profits split evenly between us.
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Lord Thistlewick, I like the cut of your jib.
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Task: Make Burns Host a Posh Charity Event (8h, Burns Manor or Control Building) Task: Make Lord Thistlewick Flanders Attend Posh Charity Event (8h, Burns Manor or Control Building) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Lord of the Flanders Pt. 3[edit]
After tapping on Lord Thistlewick Flanders' exclamation mark:
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Our fundraiser was a smashing success! What say we take all the money we earned and go shopping?
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Shopping for what? Yachts, perhaps? Private jets?
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Even better: Politicians!
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Task: Make Lord Thistlewick Flanders Bribe Quimby (1h, Town Hall, Burns Manor or Control Building)
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It's-ah been an honor doing business with you, Lord Thistlewick.
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Well, Monty, what do I do with him now that I've bought him?
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That's up to you. Maybe draft a tax loophole for him to pass?
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I think I'll just ask him to strut about and cluck like a chicken.
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Er-ah, Rhode Island Red or Delaware Blue Hen?
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Lord of the Flanders Pt. 4[edit]
After tapping on Lord Thistlewick Flanders' exclamation mark:
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There's nothing a gentleman like myself enjoys so much as hunting for exotic game.
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I think I'll bag one of those koalas. A marsupial is the one kind of head I don't yet have on my wall.
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I'm leaning toward that black rhinoceros. They'll be extinct soon, so the window for hunting one is running out.
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Gadzooks! I've just spotted an even better quarry: a giant panda! Tally-ho!
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Task: Make Lord Thistlewick Flanders Load His Blunderbuss (4h, Burns Manor or Control Building)
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Uhh... I don't think you guys are allowed to hunt the animals here at the Springfield Zoo.
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This is an outrage! I demand to speak to your manager!
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I told you, Monty, we should have bought the zoo first. Quite.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Lord of the Flanders Pt. 5[edit]
After tapping on Lord Thistlewick Flanders' exclamation mark:
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So, Lord Thistlewick, what do you think of my nuclear plant?
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I'm a coal plant man, myself. I like my workers to get visibly dirty from their labors so I know to look down my nose on them in public.
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Haven't you heard of the Industrial Revolution currently underway? Coal has no place in these modern times, you backwards dinosaur!
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Backwards dinosaur?! Sir, you've impugned my honor! I demand satisfaction. Pistols at dawn!
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Task: Make Lord Thistlewick Flanders Slap Mr. Burns With a White Glove (8h, Burns Manor or Control Building) Task: Make Mr. Burns Prepare for the Duel (8h, Burns Manor or Control Building)
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Smithers, of course it will be you doing the actual dueling.
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And my distant relative Nedward here will stand in for me.
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Now hold on, Lord Thistlewick. I've tried to be a good host during your visit, but asking me to die for you seems... well, just a tad unreasonable.
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I'd also prefer not to die for you, sir.
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*sigh* It would seem we can still agree on one thing, Lord Thistlewick: They don't make toadies like they used to.
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Quite.
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Quest reward: 200 and 20
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