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The Simpsons: Tapped Out Flanders Family Reunion content update/Prizes Gameplay

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Canadian Flanders, Eh?[edit]

Canadian Flanders, Eh? Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Canadian Flanders' exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Canadian Flanders Icon.png This reunion has been great, Ned, but I was hopin' to get oot and see more of your exotic country, ya know?
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png Exotic? You got it all wrong there, Canadian Flanders. America is as normal as creamed corn!
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png It's the rest of the world that's strange and godless.
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png Still, if you'd like me to take you around, I suppose I could gas up the old Flandersmobile.
Tapped Out Canadian Flanders Icon.png As we say in the Great White North, let's take off, eh?
Task: Make Canadian Flanders Plan His Sightseeing Itinerary (1h, Flanders House)
Task: Make Ned Gas Up His Car (1h, Flanders House)
Tapped Out Canadian Flanders Icon.png On second thought, I'd rather just walk around town.
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png I don't blame you. It's never a good idea to expand your worldview too quickly.
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png I'll give you the not-so-grand tour of Springfield. You just let me know if things get too interesting.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Canadian Flanders, Eh? Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Canadian Flanders' exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Canadian Flanders Icon.png Oh geez, who's that husky fella in the blue uniform?
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png That's a police officer. He enforces our laws.
Tapped Out Canadian Flanders Icon.png In Canada we call them Mounties. They patrol the territories on noble steeds and rescue ladies from being tied to train tracks.
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png Um... Today I rescued a box of day-old crullers from a dumpster...
Tapped Out Canadian Flanders Icon.png I assume you stand for everything upright and honorable, just like a Mountie?
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png Yeah... Standing upright's not really my thing. I'm not getting paid to exercise, you know.
Task: Make Canadian Flanders Grill Wiggum (8h, Krusty Burger)
Task: Make Wiggum Feel Inferior to The Mounties (8h, Krusty Burger)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Canadian Flanders, Eh? Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Canadian Flanders' exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Canadian Flanders Icon.png I don't understand this "baseball". How are they supposed to get around the field without ice skates on?
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png There's no ice on the field during baseball season, Canadian Flanders.
Tapped Out Canadian Flanders Icon.png Oh geez, what a crazy country!
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png You have baseball in Canada!
Tapped Out Canadian Flanders Icon.png And where's the poutine guy? I don't like watching sports unless I'm eating fries covered in gravy.
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png They don't have that here. But if you're looking for a nibble, I've got just the kibble!
Task: Make Canadian Flanders Try Peanuts and Cracker Jack (8h, Duff Stadium, Springfield Downs or Brown House)
Tapped Out Canadian Flanders Icon.png This Cracker Jack is even better than poutine! Crisp peanuts and popcorn, caramel coating, and a secret toy surprise.
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png I'm gonna have to ask you to zip the old lip, Canadian Flanders. This is getting dangerously close to unapproved product placement...
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Canadian Flanders, Eh? Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Ned's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Canadian Flanders Icon.png That's strange, I've never seen someone walk a tiny, antler-less moose on a leash before.
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png That's a dog. Don't you have dogs in Canada?
Tapped Out Canadian Flanders Icon.png Nope. Just a whole lotta moose.
Tapped Out Canadian Flanders Icon.png Hey! That tiny puff-tailed rat moose just stole my Cracker Jack!
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png That's a squirrel...
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png These Canadian clichés are getting so over-the-top even I'm a little offended!
Tapped Out Canadian Flanders Icon.png That's impossible, Ned. We Canadians don't offend people.
Task: Make Canadian Flanders Chase a Puff-Tailed Rat Moose Into its Tree (4h, Flanders House)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Canadian Flanders, Eh? Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Ned's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png Where did that pile of lumber come from?
Tapped Out Canadian Flanders Icon.png Oh, you're welcome. I chopped down that old tree in your backyard.
Tapped Out Canadian Flanders Icon.png I don't wanna put you out anymore, so I figured I'd build me a log cabin to stay in the rest of my visit.
Tapped Out Canadian Flanders Icon.png Ya know, because I'm Canadian?
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png That tree was Maude's favorite spot to relax in the shade...
Tapped Out Canadian Flanders Icon.png Yikes! Just got myself a pretty bad splinter dere.
Tapped Out Canadian Flanders Icon.png I'm about to pass out from the pain, but on the bright side, I'll get to see a real American hospital!
Task: Make Canadian Flanders Handle Lumber Without Work Gloves (8h, Flanders House)
Task: Make Ned Take Canadian Flanders to the Hospital (8h, Springfield General Hospital, Hibbert Family Practice or Flanders House)
Tapped Out Canadian Flanders Icon.png Please, Doc, pull out the splinter. I can't stand another minute of the pain.
Tapped Out Dr. Hibbert Icon.png I'll get right on it. But first there's the small matter of how you'll be paying for the procedure.
Tapped Out Canadian Flanders Icon.png Paying for medical care?!
Tapped Out Canadian Flanders Icon.png This country's a disaster! I'm going back home where they'll pull my splinter for free, eh?
Tapped Out Canadian Flanders Icon.png So long, hosers!
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png I'm sorry, Doctor Hibbert. Our ways are strange to him.
Tapped Out Dr. Hibbert Icon.png Oh, that's okay. He'll pass out from blood loss before he reaches the border. *chuckles*
Quest reward: Cash.png200 and XP.png20

Left-Mazon Prime[edit]

Left-Mazon Prime Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png Lisa Simpson? I didn't expect to find you shopping here, at the store that put my Leftorium out of business.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png I'm sorry, Mister Flanders, I need to find a left-handed pen and notepad so I can teach myself to write with both hands at once, like Leonardo da Vinci.
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png *sigh * I remember selling left-handed pens and notepads.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png How were they different from the right-handed variety?
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png Well... because they were labeled "left-handed".
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png I suppose right-handed people could have used them, too...
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png Dang-didilly-ang it, now that I think about it, I could have doubled my customer base!
Task: Make Ned Lay on the Guilt (4h, Left-Mazon)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Left-Mazon Prime Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Ned's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Wait a minute, Ned... What are YOU doing shopping here?
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png You've got left-handed fertilizer... Left-handed gasoline...
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png *gasp* Ned, I know you're angry at the Left-Mazon, but blowing it up is not the solution!
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png Blowing it up? No, I was just planning on doing some gardening. And I always like to keep some spare gasoline near my generator for the impending Biblical apocalypse.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png *whew!*
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png But now that you mention it...
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Let's go home, Mister Flanders.
Task: Make Ned Put Back His Left-Handed Supplies (8h, Left-Mazon)
Quest reward: Cash.png200 and XP.png20

A Clog of Flanders[edit]

A Clog of Flanders Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Hey, Flanders.
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png Yes?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Not you, Flanders. *pointing* You, Flanders.
Tapped Out Canadian Flanders Icon.png Which one?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png You, Flanders!
Task: Make Homer Confuse All the Flanders (4h, Crowd of Flanders Family Members)
Task: Tap Crowd of Flanders Family Members
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

A Clog of Flanders Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Ned's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png Who left their drink unattended?
Tapped Out Ted Flanders Icon.png Not me.
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png Well it wasn't me, so it had to be one of you.
Tapped Out Capri Flanders Icon.png Is there a name written on the cup?
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png It just says, "Flanders".
Bart in bushes Icon.png *laughing*
Task: Make Ned Find Owner of the Drink (8h, Crowd of Flanders Family Members)
Quest reward: Cash.png200 and XP.png20

A Humble Diversion[edit]

A Humble Diversion Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Ned's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png Boys, this day trip to Humbleton is just what we need to escape the stress of that family reunion.
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png While we're here, I'm hoping to find the one super-rare Humble figurine missing from my collection.
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png It's called "Prayers Before Checkers", and it's so dangerously humble, only fifty were ever made.
Tapped Out Rod Icon.png While we look for it, I'm going to be the most calm and behaved.
Tapped Out Todd Icon.png No! You promised I could be!
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png Now stop fighting, boys, or so help me, I'll ask you politely again!
Task: Make Ned Look for the Rare Figurine (8h, Humbleton)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

A Humble Diversion Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Ned's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png I can't believe it, this out-of-the-way curio shop has "Prayers Before Checkers"!
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png How much will it set me back?
Tapped Out Herman Icon.png In money? Nothing at all. But some say, owning that figure will cost you... your soul!
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png Hmm. I'm not sure that's within my budget...
Task: Make Ned Mull Over Trading His Soul for a Humble (8h, Humbleton)
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png I'm sorry, but possession by a Humble figurine is more story than I signed on for during this visit.
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png Besides, this isn't a "Treehouse of Horror" episode!
Quest reward: Cash.png200 and XP.png20

Lord of the Flanders[edit]

Lord of the Flanders Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Mr. Burns' exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png Smithers! There's an interloper at my front door!
Tapped Out Lord Thistlewick Flanders Icon.png The name is Lord Thistlewick Flanders. I make a point of visiting like-minded plutocrats when I travel, and your manor looks to be the largest in Springfield.
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png I can't abide visitors. Release the hounds!
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png Smithers, what on earth are the hounds doing?!
Tapped Out Smithers Icon.png They appear to be nuzzling Lord Thistlewick, sir.
Tapped Out Lord Thistlewick Flanders Icon.png Your hounds are excellent judges of character. They're unwilling to attack someone of my high breeding.
Task: Make Lord Thistlewick Flanders Pet Burns' Hounds (4h, Burns Manor or Control Building)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Lord of the Flanders Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Mr. Burns' exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Lord Thistlewick Flanders Icon.png I say, Monty, while I'm here, I think you and I should co-host a posh fundraising gala for my favorite charity, the Bootstrap Project.
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png But my doctor says even a slight bit of fundraising could kill me. Who does this Bootstrap Project benefit, anyway?
Tapped Out Lord Thistlewick Flanders Icon.png Why, you and I, of course. All profits split evenly between us.
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png Lord Thistlewick, I like the cut of your jib.
Task: Make Burns Host a Posh Charity Event (8h, Burns Manor or Control Building)
Task: Make Lord Thistlewick Flanders Attend Posh Charity Event (8h, Burns Manor or Control Building)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Lord of the Flanders Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Lord Thistlewick Flanders' exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png Our fundraiser was a smashing success! What say we take all the money we earned and go shopping?
Tapped Out Lord Thistlewick Flanders Icon.png Shopping for what? Yachts, perhaps? Private jets?
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png Even better: Politicians!
Task: Make Lord Thistlewick Flanders Bribe Quimby (1h, Town Hall, Burns Manor or Control Building)
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png It's-ah been an honor doing business with you, Lord Thistlewick.
Tapped Out Lord Thistlewick Flanders Icon.png Well, Monty, what do I do with him now that I've bought him?
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png That's up to you. Maybe draft a tax loophole for him to pass?
Tapped Out Lord Thistlewick Flanders Icon.png I think I'll just ask him to strut about and cluck like a chicken.
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png Er-ah, Rhode Island Red or Delaware Blue Hen?
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Lord of the Flanders Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Lord Thistlewick Flanders' exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Lord Thistlewick Flanders Icon.png There's nothing a gentleman like myself enjoys so much as hunting for exotic game.
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png I think I'll bag one of those koalas. A marsupial is the one kind of head I don't yet have on my wall.
Tapped Out Lord Thistlewick Flanders Icon.png I'm leaning toward that black rhinoceros. They'll be extinct soon, so the window for hunting one is running out.
Tapped Out Lord Thistlewick Flanders Icon.png Gadzooks! I've just spotted an even better quarry: a giant panda! Tally-ho!
Task: Make Lord Thistlewick Flanders Load His Blunderbuss (4h, Burns Manor or Control Building)
Tapped Out Squeaky Voiced Teen Icon.png Uhh... I don't think you guys are allowed to hunt the animals here at the Springfield Zoo.
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png This is an outrage! I demand to speak to your manager!
Tapped Out Lord Thistlewick Flanders Icon.png I told you, Monty, we should have bought the zoo first. Quite.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Lord of the Flanders Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Lord Thistlewick Flanders' exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png So, Lord Thistlewick, what do you think of my nuclear plant?
Tapped Out Lord Thistlewick Flanders Icon.png I'm a coal plant man, myself. I like my workers to get visibly dirty from their labors so I know to look down my nose on them in public.
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png Haven't you heard of the Industrial Revolution currently underway? Coal has no place in these modern times, you backwards dinosaur!
Tapped Out Lord Thistlewick Flanders Icon.png Backwards dinosaur?! Sir, you've impugned my honor! I demand satisfaction. Pistols at dawn!
Task: Make Lord Thistlewick Flanders Slap Mr. Burns With a White Glove (8h, Burns Manor or Control Building)
Task: Make Mr. Burns Prepare for the Duel (8h, Burns Manor or Control Building)
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png Smithers, of course it will be you doing the actual dueling.
Tapped Out Lord Thistlewick Flanders Icon.png And my distant relative Nedward here will stand in for me.
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png Now hold on, Lord Thistlewick. I've tried to be a good host during your visit, but asking me to die for you seems... well, just a tad unreasonable.
Tapped Out Smithers Icon.png I'd also prefer not to die for you, sir.
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png *sigh* It would seem we can still agree on one thing, Lord Thistlewick: They don't make toadies like they used to.
Tapped Out Lord Thistlewick Flanders Icon.png Quite.
Quest reward: Cash.png200 and XP.png20