The Simpsons: Tapped Out A Simpsons Christmas Special Teaser content update/Gameplay

Gameplay[edit]

After the user logs in on November 28th: If activated during the Clash of Creeds: Christmas Royale: After completing Claws Out Pt. 4:
	Ms. Claws just flew into town on her Cat Sleigh! The Hissmass season is here! Anxious Hissmass to all!
	Nobody look the yokel in the eye. If we don't engage, he'll wander off.
	What are you blabbering about, hillbilly? It's called Christmas, and it's Mister Claus what drives the sleigh!
	Moe! Ignore him!
	I means what I says. Every Hissmass, Ms. Claws arrives on her magical sleigh pulled by eight ornery cats.
	She gives catnip to the good girls and boys, and claws the bad ones in the face.
	That's the dumbest story I ever heard. Besides, those adorable kitties don't look so bad to me...
	I wouldn't do that if'n I was you...
If the quest was done during the Teaser: Task: Place the Crazy Cat Sleigh Task: Make Homer Provoke Cats (4h, Crazy Cat Sleigh)
	ow That cat clawed my face. And on Hissmass, too!
	It happened just like the illiterate drunkard predicted! Homer IS a bad human being, and the mean cat DID claw his face!
	Hissmass is real! Them's magical flying cats!
	They's famous too! Like in that poem: "The Fearful Moments Before Hissmass" - "On Scratcher, on Ugly, on One-eye, and Grumpy! On Awful, and Sulky, and Bloodshed, and Dumpy!"
	"Now scratch away, claw away, bite away all!" Anxious Hissmass, Everyone!
System Message	No matter if you've been naughty or nice, Ms. Claws is here to wish you a meowy Hissmass. Get her in the store now!
Quest reward: 100 and 10

After tapping on Crazy Cat Lady's exclamation mark:
	hisssss
	Ms. Abernathy? Is that you? Why are you dressed up like Santa?
	Careful, little one! That there is Ms. Claws. You be nice or them felines will take your eye!
	Okay, I'm game. Who, or what, is Ms. Claws?
Task: Make Cletus Tell the Story of Ms. Claws (4h, Simpson House) On job start:
	Every year at Hissmasstime, Ms. Claws leaves her secret shack at the West Pole and flies around the world, spreading anxiety and unease.
	She gives catnip to the good girls and boys, and claws the bad ones right in the face!
	And who makes the catnip? Does she have elves, like Santa?
	No. Orcs. A big pile of 'em. High as a mountain. The orc pile spends all year making catnip, then they spend Hissmass Day in furious breeding.
	It's perfectly logical, when you thinks about it.
Quest reward: 100 and 10

After tapping on Crazy Cat Lady's exclamation mark:
	purrr
	So where is Mr. Claws while all this is happening?
	Guarding the homestead. Mr. Claws sits on the porch, shotgun in his lap, ready to blast Santa Claus if'n he starts any mischief.
	The Clauses and the Clawses have been feudin' for years. Santa and his kin got sore at the Clawses over a land deal what went bad.
	Whole generations of Clauses and Clawses have been wiped out. And there's nothin' the Sheriff of Holiday County can do about it, if he values his skin.
	What a beautiful holiday tale.
Task: Make Ms. Claws Make Cats Festive (8h)
	Aw. So cute! Seeing those cats so festive makes me feel all warm and fuzzy.
	Don't let your guard down on Hissmass, or you'll be face-scratched for sure!
Quest reward: 100 and 10

After tapping on Crazy Cat Lady's exclamation mark:
	rowr?
	What is she asking me?
	Ms. Claws is askin' if'n you've been good or bad. Whether she's gonna leave you with some nice catnip, or with face welts that never heal.
	I'm scared.
	Now yer gettin' in the Hissmass spirit!
	purrr
Task: Make Ms. Claws Give Out Catnip (1h, Simpson House or Springfield Elementary or Flanders House)
	Phew. Thanks for the catnip, Ms. Claws! Anxious Hissmass to you!
	hands Flanders catnip
	Why, thank you, Crazy Cat Lady-arino!
	hands Marge catnip
	Is it Hissmass already? The year just flew by!
	hands Moe catnip
	If I'm on the "Good" list, you seriously need to rework your scoring system.
Quest reward: 100 and 10

After tapping on Crazy Cat Lady's exclamation mark:
	licks hands contentedly
	Wow! I guess Springfield is just packed with "Good" people. It seems like everyone is getting catnip this year.
	Naw, Ms. Claws just likes to do all the "Bad" folk at once. Cats scratch better when they work themselves into a frenzy.
	gutteral growling sound
	Here it comes!
Task: Make Ms. Claws Give Out Cat Scratches (4h, Springfield Downs, Krusty Burger, Burns Manor or Moe's Tavern)
	Smithers! What are all these mangy felines doing here! shoo
	gutteral growling sound
	holds up cat that claws Mr. Burns in the face
	shrieks Smithers! I've been mauled!
	Maybe now you'll let the magic of Hissmass into your heart!
	Hmm. Doubtful.
Quest reward: 100 and 10

After tapping on Crazy Cat Lady's exclamation mark:
	hisss
	I guess we've all learned the true meaning of Hissmass.
	And that is?
	A magical crazy lady can show up at any time and sic her cats on you, for reasons that are clear only to her.
	Now you understand. And it's time to bid Ms. Claws farewell.
	Hissmass is already over? Ms. Claws is going to turn back into Ms. Abernathy?
	No! She's gonna fly the cat sleigh through the night sky.
Task: Make Ms. Claws Drive the Cat Sleigh (12h, Crazy Cat Sleigh) On job start:
	Anxious Hissmass, Ms. Claws! Have fun spreading your bloodcurdling message to boys and girls everywhere!
	Anxious Hissmass! I promise I'll never sleep soundly again!
	purrr
Quest reward: 100 and 10