The Great Train Wreck/Quotes
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- Principal Skinner: Children, welcome to the exciting world of trains. This is the 100th anniversary of the Springfield Train Yard.
- Bart: Bor-ing!
- Edna Krabappel: Quiet, Bart...
- Principal Skinner: Thank you, Edna.
- Mrs. Krabappel: ...We're all bored out of our minds! You don't have to keep reminding us!
- Milhouse Van Houten: My dad is a train engineer, Bart. Pretty snazzy, huh? I bet you wish your dad drove a train.
- Bart: My dad did drive a train. It was the Monorail. See? There it is over there. He nearly killed the whole town, remember?
- Milhouse: I knew you'd be jealous!
- Principal Skinner: Come now, children, let's all climb aboard.
- Kirk Van Houten: Stop! I'm sorry. I only have my 6th class train engineer's license. The most I can do is show you the wheels.
- Principal Skinner: Bart Simpson, you scalawag, you're not ruining my 82% survival rate for field trips!
- Milhouse: We're going to fall into Springfield Gorge, Bart. Bet your dad's never done that!
- Bart: Sure he did. He was in the hospital for weeks. You called the ambulance, remember?
- Milhouse: I knew you'd be jealous!
- Milhouse: Wait a minute. This isn't right. Usually, Bart gets Skinner's goat! Skinner's not supposed to win! Skinner never wins!
