| The Caddy Man Can
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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The Caddy Man Can is a questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Fore! content update. It requires Caddy Bart to be obtained.
Dialogue[edit]
| After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark
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Bart Simpson! I just got our credit card bill.
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Homer drank us into poverty again?
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This is all you! $400 worth of video games last month?!
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Remember I was sick in bed for three weeks?
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You were faking that!
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Gotta have something to do while I'm playing hooky!
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That's it. It's summer, and you're going to find a summer job to pay your father and I back for this.
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Ugh. Fine. But I'm looking up the child labor laws in this state!
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| Task: "Make Bart Apply for a Summer Caddying Job". The job takes place at Caddyshack, Golf Courses, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
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Ugh, responsibilities suck!
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Don't worry. I've set you up with some of our newer members, so they won't be expecting as much.
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This place sure is fancy, Brandine! With all this grass, our goats will have a chompin' field day!
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I'm a newbie caddying for a bunch of rube-ies.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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| After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark
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So I just hit this here ball with my stick?
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That's the idea, yes.
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And what kind of critters do we kill with it?
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You're trying to hit it into that hole with the flag in it.
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*squinting* A gopher hole! Brandine, get yer gopher gravy recipe ready. Weez eat'n good tonight!
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Excuse me, I'm supposed to meet my partner here?
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Drederick Tatum?
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In the flesh.
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Yooze a big gopher!
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No. He's your partner. You're playing golf with him.
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Cletus, if you see yer chance, knock that big gopher out and we'll get him in the stew pot.
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Task: "Make Caddy Bart Carry Golf Clubs". The job takes 4 hours.
If Cletus is owned: Task: "Make Cletus Play a Round of Golf". The job takes place at Golf Courses, Caddyshack, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
If Drederick Tatum is owned: Task: "Make Drederick Tatum Play a Round of Golf". The job takes place at Golf Courses, Caddyshack, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
If Brandine is owned: Task: "Make Brandine Follow Along Uselessly". The job takes place at Golf Courses, Caddyshack, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
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Yippity-doo! My ball dropped right into the gopher hole!
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It's frick-a-zee'n time!
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That's just the hole you're trying to get your ball in. That's how you score.
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And what tiz my score?
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Um...thirty-two.
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HOO-EE! That's the best ever!
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And Mr. Tatum holed out in four.
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Hill folk beat boxin' folk every time!
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The goal is to get the lowest score, not the highest one.
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What kinda world are we livin' in?!
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark
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*scratches chin* Do I play my spade, my hoe, or my pointy shovel?
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Wait, what? Why do you need a shovel? You'll tear up the course.
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Cletus heard good golfers dig their balls outta the deep grass.
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I figure, if you can dig it out of deep grass, why not dig it out of the short grass, too?
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No, hold on!
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If Cletus is owned: Task: "Make Cletus Dig Up the Fairway". The job takes place at Golf Courses, Caddyshack, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Caddy Bart Repair Divots". The job takes 4 hours.
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Woo-eee, Mr. Tatum. You hit that goose egg on the green again. How d'ya keep doin' that?
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Probably just beginner's luck.
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Would you let me rub up against ya and get some of that beginner's luck slathered on me?
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Sorry, I wasn't planning on rubbing on anyone today.
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Cletus, maybe try rubbing against this lucky tree.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark
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This was a very enjoyable round of golf, Bart! Thank you.
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I'd like to thank you too, boy. Brandine, give 'im somethin' for his trouble.
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Here ya go.
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You're giving me a kid?!
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Yup! Heez a good one too — hardly bites at all!
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Thank you, but my mom won't let me bring home little brothers.
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Aww, heck. My bad.
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Here ya go, Bart. I'll cover this hillbilly's tip. *hands Bart two hundred dollars*
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Wow! Thanks, Mr. Tatum!
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So, you made it through 18 holes and both golfers are happy. Well done!
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Uh-oh. I just realized that this money is only half of what I needed.
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| Task: "Make Caddy Bart Do This At Least Five More Times". The job takes place at Caddyshack, Golf Courses, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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Behind the Laughter[edit]
The quest name is a reference to the song "The Candy Man" from the film Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory.
