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"Ah. Well, you do have a present under the tree. I guess no one told Santa you were a Buddhist."
―Marge Simpson
"Well, Santa can take it back because I'm not ruled by material desi-- Is that a pony?"
―Lisa Simpson
"I don't know what Santa left you. I just know his name is Clip-Clop and he loves sugar."
―Homer Simpson[src]
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