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Seymour Skinner

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"Seymour Skinner"
Seymour Skinner (song).png
Song Information
Singers: Nancy Cartwright
Tress MacNeille
Grey Griffin
Characters: Bart Simpson
Nelson Muntz
Dolph Shapiro
Martin Prince
Length: 0:20
Writer(s): Dan Vebber
Appearance(s): "Boyz N the Highlands"

"Seymour Skinner" is a song sung by Nelson Muntz, Bart Simpson, Dolph Shapiro and Martin Prince about the principal Seymour Skinner.

Lyrics[edit]

Nelson:
Who still sleeps in Mommy's bed?.
Bart/Dolph/Nelson:
Seymour Skinner.
Dolph:
Who wears a toupee on his head?.
Bart/Dolph/Nelson:
Seymour Skinner.
Bart:
Who kisses Gary Chalmers' butt?.
Bart/Dolph/Nelson:
Seymour Skinner.
Martin:
He does his best with budget cuts.
Seymour... Skinner.

Behind the Laughter[edit]

The song is sung to the tune of "The Duckworth Chant" (also called "Sound Off"), a classic military marching song.

Appearances[edit]