Ride or Die
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Tapped Out Quest Information
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Ride or Die is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Love, Springfieldian Style content update. It requires Principal Dondelinger to be obtained.
Dialogue[edit]
After tapping on Principal Dongelinger's exclamation mark
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Finally, some quiet time to reflect on all the students whose lives I ruined by enforcing petty rules.
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Principal Dondelinger? I didn't know you would be here. This is perfect, we can golf together now!
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Simpson, I'm having a quiet evening alone. Now if you don't mind, please leave me be.
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I get nervous on the first hole too. Let me help you tee your ball. *knocks golf bag into pond* Oops!
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You Neanderthal! Can't you go five minutes without ruining someone's day? Have you ever had an intelligent thought a day in your life?!
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Does it count if I realized the intelligent thought I had was actually from a Mentos commercial?
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Task: "Make Principal Dondelinger Bottle Up Anger". The job takes place at Golf 'N' Die Retirement Village and takes 8 hours.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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After tapping on Principal Dongelinger's exclamation mark
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I apologize for my behavior, Simpson. However, please leave me alone.
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All I wanted was to play golf in peace. Maybe I can salvage the night, I mean I only get to golf once a week.
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Putting practice should calm my nerves. I'll just hit a few balls then be right as rain.
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I bet you can't hit it further than I just did. That's a new record, I almost got it ten feet away from the tee.
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Task: "Make Principal Dondelinger Practice Putting". The job takes place at Golf 'N' Die Retirement Village and takes 4 hours.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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After tapping on Principal Dongelinger's exclamation mark
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The only thing that pairs better with the sunrise is an empty golf course with my name on it.
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Fore... head! We've both got huge foreheads!
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Simpson! What are you doing here at this hour?
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*stumbles* The trick to getting up early is setting a couple alarms, and then never going to bed.
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Task: "Make Principal Dondelinger Cancel Tee Time". The job takes place at Golf 'N' Die Retirement Village and takes 60 minutes.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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After tapping on Principal Dongelinger's exclamation mark
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There's no way Simpson can ruin the Golfing Geezers contest. You have to use your dentures as ID at the door.
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I wonder which sap I'll get paired with. They should consider themselves lucky. I'll carry our team through this thing.
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Hey, partner!
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Don't tell anyone, but these pinstripe pants are just from me sitting on a freshly painted bench.
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I truly am in hell! You don't even like golf, why do you keep coming here?!
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Task: "Make Principal Dondelinger Cart Rage". The job takes 12 hours.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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After tapping on Principal Dongelinger's exclamation mark
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I can't take this anymore. I'm retiring from retirement.
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The only natural solution to my problems and outbursts of rage is to become a high school principal again.
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Then I'll finally be rid of that lush, Simpson.
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Yeah, at least you'll be rid of that jerk...who are we talking about again?
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*convulses* Simpson!! I must have done something terrible in a past life, like eaten pizza with a fork.
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Task: "Make Principal Dondelinger Unretire". The job takes place at Springfield High School or Springfield Elementary and takes 24 hours.
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Quest reward: 200 and 20
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