Pop! Goes the Career/Quotes
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- Marge: You could compliment Lisa.
- Bart: Why should I? She's smart. She plays saxophone. Now she's singing? Nobody ever appreciates my talents!
- Marge: You mean having a smart mouth and a stinky attitude?
- Bart: I don't need to sit here and be dissed.
- Bart: Look at me! I'm Malibu Stacy! I'm shallow and need a man to help me!
- Miss Hoover: Principal Skinner, that Simpson boy is acting up again.
- Principal Skinner: And for once it's a harmless boyish prank rather than the random destruction he usually indulges in.
- Nelson Muntz: Hey, Hollywood, she already has a manager.
- Antonio Vabosco: Is this true?
- Bart: it was a deal signed in noogies.
- Principal Skinner: What's going on here? I'm sure there's a law against adult strangers wandering onto the playground during school hours.
- Antonio Vabosco: I am Antonio Vabosco, and I've just discovered America's next pop sensation.
- Principal Skinner: Bart? I thought his only talent was mayhem.
- Antonio Vabosco: I see a bright future for this lad. Of course, it will require endless hours of practice, grooming, and molding.
- Principal Skinner: Which means a lot of missed school days, I imagine.
- Homer: Don't forget to write... ...Lots of checks!
- Bart: That song is lame. And what the hell do penguins have to do with it?
- Antonio Vabosco: Irony!
- Bart: Irony?
- Antonio Vabosco: Demographics show that eight-to-twelve year-old girls, your audience, just love ponies. But the irony is we could get penguins cheaper.
- Lisa: Tori Missouri is a big fake! Trust me, she has absolutely no talent! Her songs encourage conformity and the pursuit of loveless romance. She can't sing. She can't dance. Any one of you could be Tori Missouri!
- Kid 1: So, she's just like us!
- Kid 2: Cooool...
