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Elton John is an English singer, pianist and composer.

Elton John ended up landing at Springfield's airport as the chandelier in his private jet had malfunctioned. At the time, Apu had been upstaging every man in town with elaborate Valentine's Day gifts to Manjula, and Homer had followed him to the airport to see what he was doing next. Consequently, when Homer saw John getting off his plane, he thought that his being in Springfield was yet another gift from Apu. Homer then shoved John into a dog cage to keep Apu from seeing him. John, for his part, thought he was being pranked or had blundered into a fraternity-style initiation and took being shut in the cage in good fun.

However, Homer was completely mistaken. Apu's purpose for being at the airport was to hire the skywriter Fantastic Dan to write "I Love You Manjula" in the sky. While Apu met with Dan, Elton John chewed his way out of the cage, and Homer caught up to Apu. Homer then realized that the skywriting was the real gift and snuck onto Dan's airplane to stop it. Elton John met up with Apu on the runway, and the two narrowly escaped being run over by Dan's airplane as Homer and Dan fought on board while Dan was trying to take off. The fight continued in the air, and Dan ended up writing "I Love You" followed by a blob that looked like a star, which made every woman in Springfield think that her husband had arranged for the skywriting...

Today is February 2.

On this day...

1937: Tom Smothers, comedian and guest star, was born.
1978: Rich Sommer, actor and guest star, was born.
1988: Zosia Mamet, actress and guest star, was born.
1997: "Mountain of Madness" aired for the first time.
2003: "The Strong Arms of the Ma" aired for the first time.
2006: The Best of The Simpsons #27 was released in the UK.

"I'm with Cupid" is the fourteenth episode of broadcast season 10 of The Simpsons and the two hundred seventeenth episode overall. It originally aired on February 14, 1999. The episode was written by Dan Greaney and directed by Bob Anderson. It guest stars Jan Hooks as Manjula Nahasapeemapetilon and Elton John as himself.

As Apu showers his wife with glowing, outrageous Valentine's Day gifts, the other husbands of Springfield are made to look bad in comparison. But as his gifts grow increasingly grand, the men attempt to foil his efforts, instigating a Valentine's massacre...

Name: "Irrational Treasure"
Date: February 15, 2026

Greg is a professor of Gender Criticism at New York University and the counselor for Man Camp and Boys Camp.

Many of the men and boys of Springfield went to Man Camp and Boys Camp after Amazon Alexa recommended they all go. Greg was the counselor there, and he told everyone that the American male was in crisis. He then said he would help them explore their feelings. Greg then took the men to their first lesson, learning to talk politely to women. After the lesson, he asked Homer to give him a hug but was disappointed in his attempt.

Greg took the men who needed the most work to Pussy Willows, a remedial camp for men. There, he had them trained by Coach Krupt. At the Boys Camp, Greg lectured the children on their reliance on phones. When Dolph tried to throw a water balloon at Greg, Greg caught it and threw it back at Dolph. Nelson then tried to give Greg a wedgie, but Greg turned it around and gave Nelson a wedgie instead. Bart then tried to give Greg attitude, but Greg just took his phone and threw it into the stream. Greg then answered a phone call from his mother, who wanted to talk to him about buying things with the money he sent her...

"Arr, it's kind of ya to deliver these copies of Juggs. They'll keep my men from resorting to homosexuality... for about ten minutes."
―Horatio McCallister^[src]

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