Krusty's 11/Quotes
Wikisimpsons - The Simpsons Wiki
- Krusty the Clown: Thanks to my guests, Springfield's own Chief Wiggum and Rainier Wolfcastle. Don't forget to see his new film, yet another version of "Anna and the King of Slam."
- Rainier Wolfcastle: This time it's personal!
- Krusty: A movie star needs a decent-looking entourage. No lard buckets!
- Comic Book Guy: Blast! Once again my Gleason-esque bearing has proven an impediment to my plan to meet, and eventually wed, Jennifer Love Hewitt!
- Apu: I can provide Squishies and fried, fatty foods. Also, experience proves I can survive small-arms fire of any caliber up to nine millimeter.
- Horatio McCallister: Aarr! I can reef a main tops'l three points from larboard, and write a finer press release than any many who's ever rounded Cape Horn, and fairly told.
- Homer: Marge, I know I'm uprooting out family to go to a town where morals are loose and life is cheap, but when I'm old, I don't want to look back and wonder what might have been. So I'm going to Vegas to serve donuts to a clown.
- Hans Moleman: I was told there would be raisin cookies here.
- Krusty: Tell me the truth, fellas. This scene coming up where I drink paint—How do you think it'll play?
- Captain McCallister: Like an ill wind, certain to leave you dismasted on a lee shore, looking like a scurvy rat with yer knickers stuck.
- Krusty: I wanna hear I look good! You're fired!
