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Frankie the Politician
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Frankie the Politician
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Tapped Out Quest Information
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Frankie the Politician is a questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Level 58 content update. It unlocks Frankie the Squealer, the Mafia Car, and the Springfield Country Club.
Dialogue[edit]
After tapping on Fat Tony's exclamation mark
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Man, I'm seeing these Uber cars everywhere. When are we gonna take over that industry?
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We already are. What do you think Lyft is?
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We just need to make sure Town Hall doesn't cave in to the "reasonable safety regulations and background checks" lobby and ban us.
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Leave that to me! Oh and by the way, next time you use Lyft can you use the code FATTONY27? I'll get $5 off my next ride.
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Task: "Reach level 58 and Place the Mafia Car". Task: "Make Fat Tony Grease the Wheels". The job takes place at the Mafia Car and takes 30 minutes. Task: "Make Quimby Have His Wheels Greased". The job takes place at the Mafia Car and takes 30 minutes.
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After placing the Mafia Car
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A 1932 Phaeton! Does it work?
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I ran rum in it just last Saturday.
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Wow! Now people won't just think I have ties to the mob -- they'll think I'm in it!
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So we have an agreement?
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The Quimby Ride-Sharing Freedom Act will be signed by yesterday!<
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After finishing the tasks
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I must need a higher octane gasoline -- this car makes a knocking noise. Also, uh, a muffled screaming noise.
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Whoa, there's a guy tied up in the trunk!
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Maybe he's a mechanic who can, uh, look into that knocking noise.
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I'm not a mechanic! Untie me!
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Can you at least do detailing?
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New character: Frankie the Squealer
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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After tapping on Quimby's exclamation mark
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Since I rescued you and all, uh, I'm hoping you can keep quiet about our little "deal."
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You mean the fact that you accepted a bribe from my Mafia buddies to keep your nose out of their business?
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Well, I already tweeted about it, but you can erase those. Consider it forgotten!
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Er uh, how long were you in that trunk anyway?
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I don't know, but it seemed like an eternity.
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Sounds like dinner with my wife. Which you're coming to!
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You'll wish you were back in that trunk before the salad course is over.
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Task: "Make The Quimbys Host a Dinner" (x3). The jobs take place at the Quimby Compound and take 12 hours. Task: "Make Frankie the Squealer Go to Dinner". The job takes place at the Quimby Compound and takes 12 hours.
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I saw the way you and my wife were flirting with each other during dinner.
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I'm sorry! I'd been locked in a trunk for hours with no human contact. It won't happen again.
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Oh yes, it will! That was the most enjoyable dinner I've had in years!
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But you just sat and ate in silence while your wife and I talked.
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Exactly! How, uh, would you like a full-time job on the government payroll? You can be the Mayor's Wife's Executive Assistant.
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What do I do?
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Anything! As long as it's with her, and it's not here.
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Message
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New Permanent Job at the Pimento Grove available for Frankie the Squealer and Martha Quimby.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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After tapping on Frankie the Squealer's exclamation mark
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I'm liking this getting-paid-for-something-besides-killing-people thing. How can I become a politician myself?
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Marry someone who becomes President and then start authoritatively spouting off on policy issues, even though you're, uh, utterly unqualified to do so.
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But if I marry someone else, your wife won't want to hang out with me.
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Good point. Er uh, try this instead -- make a billion dollars then file for bankruptcy, and wear a toupée that looks like a marmoset...
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...and host a TV show with celebrities who haven't been famous since before the Internet was invented.
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A billion dollars?! How am I going to earn that?
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You're in politics now -- you don't "earn" anything. You "raise" it from stupid rich people.
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Gotcha! And where can I find these stupid rich people?
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Task: "Build the Country Club". It takes 24 hours. Task: "Make Frankie the Squealer Sell Country Club Memberships". The job takes place at the Springfield Country Club and takes 8 hours.
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You ALREADY raised all the money? It's been less than a day! How'd you do it?
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People were pretty open to purchasing a membership once I threatened to break their ribs with a 3-iron.
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Hmm. Maybe I'll, uh, try that next time instead of a 5-wood.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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After tapping on Fat Tony's exclamation mark
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Alright Frankie, you've been our inside man in the government for two weeks now. Time for you to do what you do best and squeal. Whaddya got for me?
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Get this -- Martha Quimby shops at Ross Dress for Less!
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Um, OK. Do you maybe have anything a little more... useful?
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This next one's a doozy. Martha talks in her sleep, and when she does, she recites episodes of "Hart to Hart"!
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I didn't hire you to write an exposé for O Magazine. I hired you to help with the Business! Now get outta here and find me some information I can use!
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So you don't want to hear about Martha's iTunes playlist?
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Task: "Make Frankie the Squealer Try to Sell his Report to O Magazine". The job takes place at Channel 6 and takes 4 hours.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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After tapping on Frankie the Squealer's exclamation mark
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I got into the country club despite being Catholic, and Martha hasn't asked me for a foot rub in weeks. Impressive work, Frankie!
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You don't know the half of it!
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Whaddya mean?
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While working for you, I've also been working as a mafia spy reporting everything I see back to Fat Tony!
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What???
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But I'VE also been working as a mafia spy reporting everything I see back to Fat Tony!
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I guess that makes three of us.
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Maybe that's why he seems so bored when I give my reports.
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Task: "Make Frankie The Squealer Trade Fat Tony Stories". The job takes place at the Town Hall and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Quimby Trade Fat Tony Stories". The job takes place at the Town Hall and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Martha Quimby Trade Fat Tony Stories". The job takes place at the Town Hall and takes 4 hours.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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After tapping on Frankie the Squealer's exclamation mark
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I can't believe you squealed. You disappoint me, Frankie.
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Please boss, don't hurt me. Martha and I have Zumba Con Sergio tomorrow -- we had to book it two months in advance!
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Eh, unfortunately since you're in the government now it's too risky to have you beat up.
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Phew. Anyway, it's not like I squealed about something important, like Jon Snow getting murdered in the finale.
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Ya chooch! I'm only on season 4! NOW you're getting beat up.<
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Task: "Make Legs and Louie Ensure No Spoilers for the New Season". The job takes place at a River and takes 60 minutes.
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Ugggh, my arm, my knee, my other knee...
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Rumor on the Internet is he's not even dead!
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I'm tired of this life. I'm gonna run for office, where I can commit crimes in a much less dangerous environment!
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But who's gonna vote for an incompetent mafia flunky?
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Perhaps I can help!
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There's nothing better than making a bold statement on live TV.
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You're saying I should come on your show and act like a man?
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No, I'm saying the opposite.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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After tapping on Frankie the Squealer's exclamation mark
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Welcome back to "0.04167 Days", Springfield's #1 news magazine show.
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Tonight, we're joined by a very special guest with a very special confession: Francine the Squealer.
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Just hearing you say that feels so liberating.
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Francine, you also have another confession besides your new identity.
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Yes. I've been working undercover as a mafia spy in Mayor Quimby's administration.
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And while I'm still a bit unsure about my gender, I am sure of one thing -- both the mafia and the government are corrupt and need to be stopped!
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Viewers, if you want to march on Town Hall with me and take back Springfield, join me tomorrow at the Country Club!
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Task: "Make Springfielders Band Together" (x10). The jobs take place at Springfield Country Club and take 6 hours.
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Please. Who in the world is gonna join this guy?
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Me!
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YOU? You're the least political person I know! You don't even vote when we vote on cheese vs. pepperoni.
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This isn't about politics, Lisa. It's about being a part of something bigger -- growing beards, and riding in pickup trucks, and making high production value propaganda videos!
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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After tapping on Frankie the Squealer's exclamation mark
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Wow, thanks for joining up, guys! Now let's head to Town Hall and overthrow the government!
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Shouldn't we make a cool flag first?
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When do we get assigned wives?
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Anyone have any aloe ointment? My beard itches.
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People, we've got to seize the moment of change!
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Viva la revolución!
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Task: "Make Frankie's Army Take Over Town Hall" (x10). The jobs take place at the Town Hall and take 2 hours.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark
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You really overthrew the government and installed Francine as mayor?
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He, or she, still not sure about that one, is sitting at the Mayor's desk right now!
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Although it's Saturday, so it wasn't that hard. We just hopped the fence.
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Task: "Make Frankie the Squealer Run Springfield for the Weekend". The job takes place at the Town Hall and takes 24 hours.
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After starting the job
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I'm still conflicted about this. On the surface, she seems capable of running the government.
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But I feel like she's hiding this terrible dark side and that she's capable of doing unspeakable evil.
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Francine the Squealer?
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No, Hillary Clinton.
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After finishing the task
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Uh oh, the revolutionary spirit is dying down. I don't want to be another Mohamed Morsi!
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To stay in office, I need to follow the lesson of those great revolutionary leaders, Lenin and Mao:
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Once in power, turn on the people who put you there!
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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After tapping on Cletus's exclamation mark
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I was excited about this revolution, but now my farm's done been collectivized!
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How am I supposed to make a profit when Squishees have been declared "Counter-revolutionary"?
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They said since I work at the power plant I'm an "intellectual" and need to go to a forced labor camp for re-education.
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I hate anything having to do with education.
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Our only hope is to reinstate the man who was previously running the city.
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I'm ready!
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No, the man who was REALLY running the city.
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Darn, I was kinda enjoying my little vacation.
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Task: "Make Legs and Louie Beat Up Frankie Once More". The job takes place at a River and takes 60 minutes.
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Mayor Francine, we've got to avenge this injustice.
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It's Frankie, not Francine. And I'm not the mayor. I'm tired of living a false life in politics. I've gotta be me!
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...Living a false life in the mob.
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Frankie! I got a heist tonight and Gino called in sick. You in?
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Message
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Help Don Vittorio out with his heist, and he'll help you. How? Complete his quests to find out!
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Quest reward: 5,000 and 500
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