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Frankie the Politician

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Frankie the Politician
Tapped Out Quest Information
Level: 57
Update: Level 58
Required characters: Fat Tony, Quimby, Mrs. Quimby, Freddy Quimby, Frankie the Squealer, Legs, Louie, Normal Springfielders
Previous quest(s): Old Gray Marriage Pt. 7
Next quest(s): The Comic's Town Affair Pt. 1

Frankie the Politician is a questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Level 58 content update. It unlocks Frankie the Squealer, the Mafia Car, and the Springfield Country Club.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Fat Tony's exclamation mark
Fat Tony Man, I'm seeing these Uber cars everywhere. When are we gonna take over that industry?
Don Vittorio We already are. What do you think Lyft is?
Don Vittorio We just need to make sure Town Hall doesn't cave in to the "reasonable safety regulations and background checks" lobby and ban us.
Fat Tony Leave that to me! Oh and by the way, next time you use Lyft can you use the code FATTONY27? I'll get $5 off my next ride.
Task: "Reach level 58 and Place the Mafia Car".
Task: "Make Fat Tony Grease the Wheels". The job takes place at the Mafia Car and takes 30 minutes.
Task: "Make Quimby Have His Wheels Greased". The job takes place at the Mafia Car and takes 30 minutes.
After placing the Mafia Car
Quimby - Surprised A 1932 Phaeton! Does it work?
Fat Tony I ran rum in it just last Saturday.
Quimby - Happy Wow! Now people won't just think I have ties to the mob -- they'll think I'm in it!
Fat Tony So we have an agreement?
Quimby - Smug The Quimby Ride-Sharing Freedom Act will be signed by yesterday!<
After finishing the tasks
Quimby I must need a higher octane gasoline -- this car makes a knocking noise. Also, uh, a muffled screaming noise.
Quimby - Surprised Whoa, there's a guy tied up in the trunk!
Quimby Maybe he's a mechanic who can, uh, look into that knocking noise.
Frankie the Squealer - Annoyed I'm not a mechanic! Untie me!
Quimby Can you at least do detailing?
New character: Frankie the Squealer
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Quimby's exclamation mark
Quimby Since I rescued you and all, uh, I'm hoping you can keep quiet about our little "deal."
Frankie the Squealer You mean the fact that you accepted a bribe from my Mafia buddies to keep your nose out of their business?
Frankie the Squealer - Happy Well, I already tweeted about it, but you can erase those. Consider it forgotten!
Quimby Er uh, how long were you in that trunk anyway?
Frankie the Squealer I don't know, but it seemed like an eternity.
Quimby Sounds like dinner with my wife. Which you're coming to!
Quimby - Proud You'll wish you were back in that trunk before the salad course is over.
Task: "Make The Quimbys Host a Dinner" (x3). The jobs take place at the Quimby Compound and take 12 hours.
Task: "Make Frankie the Squealer Go to Dinner". The job takes place at the Quimby Compound and takes 12 hours.
Quimby I saw the way you and my wife were flirting with each other during dinner.
Frankie the Squealer - Nervous I'm sorry! I'd been locked in a trunk for hours with no human contact. It won't happen again.
Quimby - Happy Oh yes, it will! That was the most enjoyable dinner I've had in years!
Frankie the Squealer But you just sat and ate in silence while your wife and I talked.
Quimby Exactly! How, uh, would you like a full-time job on the government payroll? You can be the Mayor's Wife's Executive Assistant.
Frankie the Squealer What do I do?
Quimby Anything! As long as it's with her, and it's not here.
Message New Permanent Job at the Pimento Grove available for Frankie the Squealer and Martha Quimby.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Frankie the Squealer's exclamation mark
Frankie the Squealer - Happy I'm liking this getting-paid-for-something-besides-killing-people thing. How can I become a politician myself?
Quimby Marry someone who becomes President and then start authoritatively spouting off on policy issues, even though you're, uh, utterly unqualified to do so.
Frankie the Squealer But if I marry someone else, your wife won't want to hang out with me.
Quimby Good point. Er uh, try this instead -- make a billion dollars then file for bankruptcy, and wear a toupée that looks like a marmoset...
Quimby ...and host a TV show with celebrities who haven't been famous since before the Internet was invented.
Frankie the Squealer - Surprised A billion dollars?! How am I going to earn that?
Quimby - Smug You're in politics now -- you don't "earn" anything. You "raise" it from stupid rich people.
Frankie the Squealer Gotcha! And where can I find these stupid rich people?
Task: "Build the Country Club". It takes 24 hours.
Task: "Make Frankie the Squealer Sell Country Club Memberships". The job takes place at the Springfield Country Club and takes 8 hours.
Quimby - Surprised You ALREADY raised all the money? It's been less than a day! How'd you do it?
Frankie the Squealer - Confident People were pretty open to purchasing a membership once I threatened to break their ribs with a 3-iron.
Quimby Hmm. Maybe I'll, uh, try that next time instead of a 5-wood.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Fat Tony's exclamation mark
Fat Tony Alright Frankie, you've been our inside man in the government for two weeks now. Time for you to do what you do best and squeal. Whaddya got for me?
Frankie the Squealer - Happy Get this -- Martha Quimby shops at Ross Dress for Less!
Fat Tony Um, OK. Do you maybe have anything a little more... useful?
Frankie the Squealer - Confident This next one's a doozy. Martha talks in her sleep, and when she does, she recites episodes of "Hart to Hart"!
Fat Tony - Angry I didn't hire you to write an exposé for O Magazine. I hired you to help with the Business! Now get outta here and find me some information I can use!
Frankie the Squealer - Nervous So you don't want to hear about Martha's iTunes playlist?
Task: "Make Frankie the Squealer Try to Sell his Report to O Magazine". The job takes place at Channel 6 and takes 4 hours.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Frankie the Squealer's exclamation mark
Quimby I got into the country club despite being Catholic, and Martha hasn't asked me for a foot rub in weeks. Impressive work, Frankie!
Frankie the Squealer - Confident You don't know the half of it!
Quimby Whaddya mean?
Frankie the Squealer - Happy While working for you, I've also been working as a mafia spy reporting everything I see back to Fat Tony!
Quimby - Surprised What???
Quimby - Surprised But I'VE also been working as a mafia spy reporting everything I see back to Fat Tony!
Mrs. Quimby I guess that makes three of us.
Quimby - Annoyed Maybe that's why he seems so bored when I give my reports.
Task: "Make Frankie The Squealer Trade Fat Tony Stories". The job takes place at the Town Hall and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Quimby Trade Fat Tony Stories". The job takes place at the Town Hall and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Martha Quimby Trade Fat Tony Stories". The job takes place at the Town Hall and takes 4 hours.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 6[edit]

After tapping on Frankie the Squealer's exclamation mark
Fat Tony I can't believe you squealed. You disappoint me, Frankie.
Frankie the Squealer - Nervous Please boss, don't hurt me. Martha and I have Zumba Con Sergio tomorrow -- we had to book it two months in advance!
Fat Tony Eh, unfortunately since you're in the government now it's too risky to have you beat up.
Frankie the Squealer Phew. Anyway, it's not like I squealed about something important, like Jon Snow getting murdered in the finale.
Fat Tony - Angry Ya chooch! I'm only on season 4! NOW you're getting beat up.<
Task: "Make Legs and Louie Ensure No Spoilers for the New Season". The job takes place at a River and takes 60 minutes.
Frankie the Squealer - Black Eye Ugggh, my arm, my knee, my other knee...
Frankie the Squealer - Black Eye Rumor on the Internet is he's not even dead!
Frankie the Squealer - Black Eye I'm tired of this life. I'm gonna run for office, where I can commit crimes in a much less dangerous environment!
Frankie the Squealer - Black Eye But who's gonna vote for an incompetent mafia flunky?
Brockman - Happy Perhaps I can help!
Brockman - Happy There's nothing better than making a bold statement on live TV.
Frankie the Squealer - Black Eye You're saying I should come on your show and act like a man?
Brockman No, I'm saying the opposite.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 7[edit]

After tapping on Frankie the Squealer's exclamation mark
Brockman Welcome back to "0.04167 Days", Springfield's #1 news magazine show.
Brockman Tonight, we're joined by a very special guest with a very special confession: Francine the Squealer.
Frankie the Squealer - Wig Just hearing you say that feels so liberating.
Brockman Francine, you also have another confession besides your new identity.
Frankie the Squealer - Wig Yes. I've been working undercover as a mafia spy in Mayor Quimby's administration.
Frankie the Squealer - Wig Determined And while I'm still a bit unsure about my gender, I am sure of one thing -- both the mafia and the government are corrupt and need to be stopped!
Frankie the Squealer - Wig Determined Viewers, if you want to march on Town Hall with me and take back Springfield, join me tomorrow at the Country Club!
Task: "Make Springfielders Band Together" (x10). The jobs take place at Springfield Country Club and take 6 hours.
Lisa - Nagging Please. Who in the world is gonna join this guy?
Homer Me!
Lisa - Shocked YOU? You're the least political person I know! You don't even vote when we vote on cheese vs. pepperoni.
Homer This isn't about politics, Lisa. It's about being a part of something bigger -- growing beards, and riding in pickup trucks, and making high production value propaganda videos!
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 8[edit]

After tapping on Frankie the Squealer's exclamation mark
Frankie the Squealer - Wig Determined Wow, thanks for joining up, guys! Now let's head to Town Hall and overthrow the government!
Apu Shouldn't we make a cool flag first?
Carl When do we get assigned wives?
Homer - Beard Anyone have any aloe ointment? My beard itches.
Frankie the Squealer - Wig Determined People, we've got to seize the moment of change!
Bumblebee Man Viva la revolución!
Task: "Make Frankie's Army Take Over Town Hall" (x10). The jobs take place at the Town Hall and take 2 hours.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 9[edit]

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark
Lisa - Angry You really overthrew the government and installed Francine as mayor?
Homer He, or she, still not sure about that one, is sitting at the Mayor's desk right now!
Homer Although it's Saturday, so it wasn't that hard. We just hopped the fence.
Task: "Make Frankie the Squealer Run Springfield for the Weekend". The job takes place at the Town Hall and takes 24 hours.
After starting the job
Lisa - Confused I'm still conflicted about this. On the surface, she seems capable of running the government.
Lisa - Annoyed But I feel like she's hiding this terrible dark side and that she's capable of doing unspeakable evil.
Homer Francine the Squealer?
Lisa - Angry No, Hillary Clinton.
After finishing the task
Frankie the Squealer - Wig Determined Uh oh, the revolutionary spirit is dying down. I don't want to be another Mohamed Morsi!
Frankie the Squealer - Wig To stay in office, I need to follow the lesson of those great revolutionary leaders, Lenin and Mao:
Frankie the Squealer - Wig Determined Once in power, turn on the people who put you there!
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 10[edit]

After tapping on Cletus's exclamation mark
Cletus - Shocked I was excited about this revolution, but now my farm's done been collectivized!
Apu - Worried How am I supposed to make a profit when Squishees have been declared "Counter-revolutionary"?
Homer They said since I work at the power plant I'm an "intellectual" and need to go to a forced labor camp for re-education.
Homer - Sad I hate anything having to do with education.
Lisa - Shouting Our only hope is to reinstate the man who was previously running the city.
Quimby I'm ready!
Lisa - Angry No, the man who was REALLY running the city.
Fat Tony Darn, I was kinda enjoying my little vacation.
Task: "Make Legs and Louie Beat Up Frankie Once More". The job takes place at a River and takes 60 minutes.
Brockman Mayor Francine, we've got to avenge this injustice.
Frankie the Squealer - Black Eye Stern It's Frankie, not Francine. And I'm not the mayor. I'm tired of living a false life in politics. I've gotta be me!
Frankie the Squealer - Black Eye ...Living a false life in the mob.
Don Vittorio Frankie! I got a heist tonight and Gino called in sick. You in?
Message Help Don Vittorio out with his heist, and he'll help you. How? Complete his quests to find out!
Quest reward: Cash5,000 and XP500