Elementary School Dropout/Quotes
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- Bart: Hey, guys! Pretty funny, huh?
- Homer: Yes! I mean, no, that was a terrible thing to do! Hee, hee!
- Marge: What ever possessed you to pull such an... er... embarrassing stunt?
- Bart: I dunno. Probably TV. Isn't TV to blame for everything kids do?
- Homer: He's right, you know!
- Marge: Hurry up, Homie! Lisa, you're going to be late for school!
- Bart: Yeah, hurry up... suckers!
- Lisa: Bart, someday you're going to regret this! How do you expect to get a decent job?
- Bart: I don't need a job! I figure you're going be so successful, I can sponge off of you! Try to keep it down today, mom! Now that I'm retired, I'm going to go back to bed!
- Marge: Oh, no you're not! If you can't behave at public school, we'll just have to find someplace that can handle you!
- Bart: Hey, Apu, gimme a Super Squishee and don't skimp on the syrup!
- Apu: Sorry, no school children allowed in the store during school hours!
- Bart: I'm not a school child. I got expelled!
- Apu: When then, no drop-outs allowed in the store... period!
- Barney: You tell him, Apu! Brraaapp!
- Cletus: Yeah, theys only allowses respectable peroples in here!
- Bart: I never thought I'd say this, but I gotta get Skiner to let me back intro school! But how?
- Principal Skinner: Simpson! What are you doing in the sanctity of my home? Is he hurting you, mother?
- Agnes Skinner: Keep your shrunken pants on, Seymour! Bart was helping me with the groceries.
- Principal Skinner: Okay, you helped! Now go back to the level of hell you caame from, demon child!
- Agnes Skinner: Seymour! Don't speak to our guest that way! He's joing us for dinner and after that... parcheesi!
