Dumb Things I Gotta Do Today

Dumb Things I Gotta Do Today is a list of over things Homer Simpson intends to do before he die.

History

Homer writes his goodbye note on stationary. Later, after thinking that he is going to die, he makes a list.

Goodbye note

"Dear family. I am an utter failure, and you'll be better off without me. By the time you read this, I will be in my watery grave.

I can only leave you with the words my father gave me: "Stand tall, have courage and never give up."

I only hope I can provide a better model in death than I did in life. Warmest regards. Love, Homer J. Simpson."

List

1. Make list

2. Eat a hearty breakfast

3. Make video tape for Maggie

4. Have man-to-man with Bart

5. Listen to Lisa play her sax

6. Make funeral arrangement

7. Make peace with Dad

8. Beer with the boys at the bar

9. Tell off boss

10. Go hang gliding

11. Plant a tree

12. A final dinner with my beloved family

13. Be intamit (sic) with Marge

14. Watch the sunrise

Appearances

• Episode – "Homer's Odyssey" (goodbye note)
• Episode – "One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish" (list)