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Do You Want Lies With That?

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Do You Want Lies With That?
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Movie Information
Genre: Documentary
Starring: Declan Desmond
Country of Origin: USA
First Appearance: "'Scuse Me While I Miss the Sky"

Do You Want Lies With That? is a documentary by Declan Desmond.


Declan Desmond arrives in the auditorium of Springfield Elementary, explaining one of his works, Do You Want Lies With That?. In the film, Declan approaches Homer at Krusty Burger and questions him about Krusty using mad cow beef to avoid budget cuts. Homer objects, as the consumer, because they pass on the savings, which resulted in him yammering.

Desmond then spoke to Krusty in his office and asks him if he's ashamed to lend his likeness to substandard food. Krusty explains that he gives people a "meat-like burger and some of cola, and they still get change back from their fifty." Desmond then shows Krusty footage of himself stapling abandoned, half-eaten burgers.[1]

In another documentary of the same name and subject, Declan decides to eat nothing but Krusty Burger for a whole month to show how bad it is for you. He films a scene with Mr. Teeny rubbing the burgers with his butt, which Krusty points out is covered by a board saying that burgers may contain monkey ass-hair.

Declan begins putting on a lot of weight and Dr. Hibbert says that his cholesterol is high and that he can scrape it off his skin. Declan eventually is unable to move and could not live without some form of nugget entering his body. He passes out and Krusty tries to turn him into sausage.

The captions at the end say that Declan got better and only his foot was turned into sausage.[2]


Edna Krabappel's class watched this on a movie day. It gave Bart the idea to make Nelson fat so he couldn't be a bully any more.[2]

Behind the Laughter[edit]

The name is a reference to the phrase "do you want fries with that?".