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Diary Queen/Gags

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Season 32 Episode Gags
693 "Sorry Not Sorry"
"Diary Queen"

Title screen gag[edit]

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Squawky flies toward the screen with a sign saying "Is it safe yet?"

Chalkboard gag[edit]

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I will never be a teacher's pet

The chalkboard gag appears during the ending montage in memory of Edna Krabappel and Marcia Wallace.

Couch gag[edit]

Mars Couch Gag
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Couch Gag Information
Duration: 0:07
First appearance: "Diary Queen"


The couch is on Martian soil and gets crashed by an UFO. Marge and Maggie come out of the UFO, while Homer, Lisa (on a hover bike) and Bart (on his skateboard) come on foot. However, Homer has no space helmet, which Marge asks on where it is, and Homer's head explode, with his mouth shouting D'oh.


Season 32 Episodes
Undercover Burns I, Carumbus* Now Museum, Now You Don't Treehouse of Horror XXXI* The 7 Beer Itch Podcast News* Three Dreams Denied The Road to Cincinnati* Sorry Not Sorry A Springfield Summer Christmas for Christmas* The Dad-Feelings Limited* Diary Queen Wad Goals Yokel Hero Do PizzaBots Dream of Electric Guitars? Manger Things Uncut Femmes Burger Kings Panic in the Streets of Springfield Mother and Child Reunion