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Dallas Cowboys

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Dallas Cowboys
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Sports Team Information
Sport: Football
First appearance: "Bart vs. Thanksgiving"

The Dallas Cowboys are a football team.


The Dallas Cowboys are Homer's favorite team, when he watched a game on Thanksgiving he told Maggie that he wanted them to lose by less than five points. Two people who played in the team were Mr. Kogen and Mr. Wolodarksy.[1]

Homer's biggest dream was to be the owner of the Dallas Cowboys, which many people laughed at him for. After he told this to Hank Scorpio, he was given the Denver Broncos.[2]

When Homer told Lisa that he needed his daughter's picks, he said that she was making the Chiefs her five-star silver bullet special and, with Homer's blessing, she'd like to tie it to the Cowboys plus five at Chicago. Homer said that it was good and asked her to call Moe. After the game it turned out that Lisa had right about the games.[3]

When it was discovered that Springfield Isotopes should move to Albuquerque hated the residents of Springfield that. The Mayor of Albuquerque decides then instead to purchase the Dallas Cowboys. When he's told that they're a football team, he retorts that they'll play what he tells them to for he is the Mayor of Albuquerque.[4]

When Homer was the leader of the Pre-Teen Braves he watched a football game with his group where the noble Chiefs outsmarted the treacherous Cowboys with a seven-yard screen pass. Unfortunately, after further review, the Great Father in the sky determined that the receiver's moccasins were out of bounds.[5]

Behind the Laughter[edit]

The Dallas Cowboys are a real football team.