Breaking Bart/Quotes

Quotes

Marge: We're so proud of you, sweetie! What a wonderful evening!

Homer: Yeah, if it wasn't for these school events, I'd never get as many naps in!

Lisa: The best part is... now I get to go to the out-of-state semifinals!

Principal Skinner: Yes, about that...

Agnes Skinner: What Seymour's trying to say is that he's about to disappoint you. Welcome to my world!

Principal Skinner:Lisa, the school just doesen't have the money to send you to the semifinals.

Lisa: But we've been doiung those bake sales and can drivers all year!

Principal Skinner: We needed a tax rebate and ended up donating that money to a chairty that sends overprivileged children to camp.

Bart: Check it out! Apu's busy taking the prizes out of cereal boxes to sell separately. Quick! Let's make an all-syrup squishee.

Milhouse: What a minute didn't we have an all-syrup squishee before? And then bad things happened?

Bart: Thanks to the Internet, my long-term memory is pretty much gone. I'll look it up later and see if we did it before.

Apu: Here comes a regular customer. Whatch as I try to upsell him.

Chief Wiggum: Hey, Apu, have you got any of those big chocolate bars they sell in movie theaters?

Apu: Indeed. In aisle three and...

Bart: ...and we're having a special! Buy five and get the sixth one for the regular price!

Chief Wiggum: Sold!

Apu: You have impressed me with your deceptive salesmansship.

Bart: I have a fat dumb guy I practice on at home.

Professor Frink: Lisa Simpson, you have met your match with my mighty math-bot! It can answer any question [Ga-hoy!]

Lisa: Very well math-bot, what is love?

Mighty Math-Bot: Math-bot does not understand love! Shutting down! Shutting down!

Professor Frink: Sweet neil degrasee tyson!

Lisa: I'm giving up math club. My only regret is that I was so close to having enough money for my trip to the semifinals!

Bart: Maybe it's the sleep deprivation talking, but you can have whatever's in this envelope.