Apu's Instant Photo Booth/Quotes
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- Apu: Oh, Mrs. Homer, your beauty is unsurpassed today.
- Marge: That's very sweet of you to notice, Apu.
- Apu: You would be wise to capture your appearance this day with a photographic image that will last for eternity.
- Marge: Oh, my! I think there's something wrong with your new photo booth.
- Apu: Great galloping Ganesha! I obtained this booth from my cousin who runs the Kwik-E-Mart just outside the holy temple of Baltapapua-Beshton, where they study the many past lives that people have lived. If there is a mystical connection, then perhaps this photo shows that in your past life, you were a slippery elm.
- Marge: I knew there was a reason I liked plants.
- Grampa: This will prove my theory that I was Kaiser Bill!
- Jasper Beardley: Maybe this will explain why I like British cooking.
- Patty Bouvier: I'll bet you a carton of Laramies that I was Joan of Arc.
- Selma Bouvier: I don't care who I was as long as I had a husband.
- Apu: Thank you for your patronage. Please come again in your next life!
- Ned Flanders: Well, I'll be a monkey's uncle, or rather it looks like I was a monkey's uncle.
- Edna Krabappel: A clam? That had better be only one of my past lives.
- Martin Prince: Huzzah! I, Martin Prince, was once a flashy, preening peacock!
- Professor Frink: It seems the master was once the, ahem, loyal servant as this clearly shows me to have been a white rat with a pink tail. What with the scurrying and the cheese, and so forth, [hoo-hay].
- Mr. Burns: Look, Smithers. I once lived as a sprightly young cheetah.
- Waylon Smithers: Sir, I believe that's a lemur.
- Mr. Burns: Oooh, I was a French cheetah, eh?
