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Jasper Beardley: They call this a Democratic National Convention? Hmph! Ain’t nothin’ compared to the whuppin’ we gave them hippies in ’68!

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Principal Skinner: Now to present "The Unusual Achievers Award" to Ralph Wiggum and Todd Flanders for their unique performance art piece "Two Heads Stuck in a Drain Pipe"... our own Mayor Quimby!

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Ralph Wiggum: My daddy says Mayor Quimby has lots of grown-up nieces, and he likes to kiss them!

Todd Flanders: My daddy says that kissing is the devil’s business, and we should demand a recall vote!

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Artie Ziff: You know what I hate? We’re always at the end because our names start with letters at the rear of the alphabet! Well, I’m not going to stand for it! Are you with me, Yodelin’ Zeke??

Yodelin' Zeke: ♪ Yodel-ladi-yodel-ladi-ladi-yodel-ladi-ladi-yodel-ladi-lay-dee-hooooo! ♪

Artie Ziff: Philistine...