Wikisimpsons:Featured quotes

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From now on, please sign all nominations.

Featured quotes are quotes that are considered funny and chosen by the community. You can nominate any quote you want from The Simpsons.

Rules

1. You can only nominate once a month.
2. The quote must be properly sourced and with who said it.

How to nominate

Do your quote like this:
{{Quote|What the quote is|Who said it|What episode}}

If it is more than one line, do it like this:
{{Quote|line 1<br>line 2<br>line 3|Who said it|What episode}}

If it is between two or more people, do it like this:
{{Quote|What person 1 said|Who said it}}<br> {{Quote|What person 2 said|Who said it}}<br> {{Quote|What person 1 said again|Who said it|What episode}}

The episodes don't need square brackets.

Nominations

"Itchy and Scratchy Land"

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"Which one of you is the mailman?"

―Grampa (staring at Santa's Little Helper and Snowball II)

The brackets won't even be needed if the picture goes with it.JThomas (talk) 09:49, December 6, 2014 (EST)JThomas

"Team Homer"

"You go through life, you try to be nice to people, you struggle to resist the urge to punch 'em in the face, and for what?!"

―Moe Syzlak

JThomas (talk) 09:49, December 6, 2014 (EST)JThomas

"Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part Two)"

"Slow down. The sidewalk's for regular walkin', not for fancy walkin'."

―Jasper Beardley

JThomas (talk) 09:49, December 6, 2014 (EST)JThomas

"Little Big Girl"

"The Simpsons have never married or even shook hands with anyone interesting. In a world of 31 flavors, we’re the cup of water they rinse the scoops in. Grampa out."

―Abraham Simpson

A nice quote. / Loco87 ^{(TALK / Contribs)} 11:30, December 16, 2014 (EST)

"The Man Who Came To Be Dinner"

"Look at all these nobs and buttons... it clearly means they're a superior race."

―Homer Simpson

A good quote. / Loco87 ^{(TALK / Contribs)} 15:47, January 5, 2015 (EST)