Wikisimpsons:Featured quotes

Past Nominations: 1

Featured Quotes are quotes that are considered funny and chosen by the community. You can nominate any quote you want from The Simpsons.

Rules

1. You can only nominate once a month.
2. The quote must be properly sourced and with who said it.

How to nominate

Do your quote like this:
{{Quote|What the quote is|Who said it|What episode}}

If it is more than one line, do it like this:
{{Quote|line 1<br>line 2<br>line 3|Who said it|What episode}}

If it is between two or more people, do it like this:
{{Quote|What person 1 said|Who said it}}<br> {{Quote|What person 2 said|Who said it}}<br> {{Quote|What person 1 said again|Who said it|What episode}}

The episodes don't need square brackets.

Home Away From Homer

"This town is sweeter than a cake made of pie."

―Ned Flanders

Neutral (2)

1. Not an amazing quote to be honest. ☆The Solar Dragon☆ 19:30, 21 February 2011 (UTC)
2. Ditto. --Will k (Talk ~ Contributions) 23:14, 7 September 2011 (EDT)

Homer vs. Patty and Selma

"What a day, eh Milhouse? The sun is out, birds are singing, bees are trying to have sex with them―as is my understanding..."

―Bart Simpson

Support (2)

1. I like this quote. Arguably the funniest line from this episode. Dohayecarumbadoh 18:40, 8 June 2011 (UTC)
2. It's a nice Bart witticism, plus an indirect dig at how sucky Springfield's school system is. Support. -- Mythigator 09:21, 28 July 2011 (EDT)

Oppose (1)

1. Just doesn't seem funny to me. ☆The Solar Dragon☆ 15:53, 9 June 2011 (UTC)

"Bart vs. Thanksgiving"

"Hello? Operator! Give me the number for 9-1-1!"

―Homer Simpson

"The Color Yellow"

"Martin Luther King had a dream. Dreams are where Elmo and Toy Story had a party, and I went there. Yay! My turn is over!"

―Ralph Wiggum

Support (1)

1. Typical Ralph moment. The Solar Dragon 17:47, 13 December 2011 (EST)

"The PTA Disbands"

"Lisa, if you don't like your job, you don't strike. You just go in everyday and do it really half-assed. That's the American way."

―Homer Simpson

"Dude, Where's My Ranch?"

"Ugh, me, too! I've come to hate my own creation. Now I know how God feels!"

―Homer Simpson