Wikisimpsons:Featured quotes

Past Nominations: 1

Featured Quotes are quotes that are considered funny and chosen by the community. You can nominate any quote you want from The Simpsons.

Rules

1. You can only nominate once a month.
2. The quote must be properly sourced and with who said it.

How to nominate

Do your quote like this:
{{Quote|What the quote is|Who said it|What episode}}

If it is more than one line, do it like this:
{{Quote|line 1<br>line 2<br>line 3|Who said it|What episode}}

If it is between two or more people, do it like this:
{{Quote|What person 1 said|Who said it}}<br> {{Quote|What person 2 said|Who said it}}<br> {{Quote|What person 1 said again|Who said it|What episode}}

The episodes don't need square brackets.

Home Away From Homer

"This town is sweeter than a cake made of pie."

―Ned Flanders

Neutral (1)

1. Not an amazing quote to be honest. ☆The Solar Dragon☆ 19:30, 21 February 2011 (UTC)

Homer vs. Patty and Selma

"What a day, eh Milhouse? The sun is out, birds are singing, bees are trying to have sex with them―as is my understanding..."

―Bart Simpson

Support (2)

1. I like this quote. Arguably the funniest line from this episode. Dohayecarumbadoh 18:40, 8 June 2011 (UTC)
2. It's a nice Bart witticism, plus an indirect dig at how sucky Springfield's school system is. Support. -- Mythigator 09:21, 28 July 2011 (EDT)

Oppose (1)

1. Just doesn't seem funny to me. ☆The Solar Dragon☆ 15:53, 9 June 2011 (UTC)

Waverly Hills 9-0-2-1-D'oh

"Class, in what year was one plus one?"

―Ralph

(No one says anything)

"The answer is, the amazing Ralph!"

―Ralph

(Ralph then dives out of the classroom window)^[src]

Oppose (2)

1. Even though I like Ralph alot, this doesn't seem as funny as most of his other lines. Dohayecarumbadoh 01:30, 10 June 2011 (UTC)
2. Depends too much on the surrounding action to work as a featured quote. -- Mythigator 09:20, 28 July 2011 (EDT)

"Treehouse of Horror III" 1

"Dad, you killed the zombie Flanders!"

―Bart Simpson

"He was a zombie?"

―Homer Simpson

Support (2)

1. A classic Homer line. -- Mythigator 14:51, 18 July 2011 (UTC)
2. My favourite THOH line, needs to be featured -- Knife! - Fan of Queen 06:01, 24 July 2011 (EDT)

"Treehouse of Horror X"

"The sun?! That's the hottest place on Earth!"

―Homer Simpson