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'''Featured quotes''' are quotes that are considered funny and chosen by the community. You can nominate any quote you want from ''[[The Simpsons]]''.
 
'''Featured quotes''' are quotes that are considered funny and chosen by the community. You can nominate any quote you want from ''[[The Simpsons]]''.
  
 
== Rules ==
 
== Rules ==
#You can only nominate once a month.
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#You can only nominate a maximum of five quotes a month.
 
#The quote must be properly sourced and with who said it.
 
#The quote must be properly sourced and with who said it.
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#Quotes can be from all ''The Simpsons'' media.
  
 
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== Nominations ==
 
== Nominations ==
 
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=== Lisa the Vegetarian ===
=== "[[Itchy and Scratchy Land]]" ===
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{{Quote|When I grow up, I'm going to Bovine University!|Ralph Wiggum|Lisa the Vegetarian}}
[[File:Quote- Itchy and Scratchy Land.png|200px]]
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[[User:Wiggumistic|Wiggumistic]] ([[User talk:Wiggumistic|talk]]) 12:17, October 8, 2022 (EDT)
{{Quote|Which one of you is the mailman?|[[Grampa]] (staring at [[Santa's Little Helper]] and [[Snowball II]])|Itchy and Scratchy Land}}
 
The brackets won't even be needed if the picture goes with it.[[User:13JThomas|JThomas]] ([[User talk:13JThomas|talk]]) 09:49, December 6, 2014 (EST)JThomas
 
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# If it needs the picture to be funny or to make sense, then it won't work as a featured quote. -- [[User:Mythigator|Mythigator]] ([[User talk:Mythigator|talk]]) 02:38, January 6, 2015 (EST)
 
#Same reason as above. <span style="font-family:Algerian">[[User:Solar Dragon|<span style="color:green">The</span>]] [[User talk:Solar Dragon|<span style="color:red">Solar</span>]] [[Special:Contributions/Solar Dragon|<span style="color:blue">Dragon</span>]]</span> 13:30, February 28, 2015 (EST)
 
 
 
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=== "[[Team Homer]]" ===
 
{{Quote|You go through life, you try to be nice to people, you struggle to resist the urge to punch 'em in the face, and for what?!|[[Moe Syzlak]]|Team Homer}}
 
[[User:13JThomas|JThomas]] ([[User talk:13JThomas|talk]]) 09:49, December 6, 2014 (EST)JThomas
 
 
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#Meh. <span style="font-family:Algerian">[[User:Solar Dragon|<span style="color:green">The</span>]] [[User talk:Solar Dragon|<span style="color:red">Solar</span>]] [[Special:Contributions/Solar Dragon|<span style="color:blue">Dragon</span>]]</span> 13:30, February 28, 2015 (EST)
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#I just don't feel that this works without context. <span style="font-family:Algerian">[[User:Solar Dragon|<span style="color:green">The</span>]] [[User talk:Solar Dragon|<span style="color:red">Solar</span>]] [[Special:Contributions/Solar Dragon|<span style="color:blue">Dragon</span>]]</span> 07:51, February 1, 2023 (EST)
 
 
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=== "[[Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part Two)]]" ===
 
{{Quote|Slow down. The sidewalk's for regular walkin', not for fancy walkin'.|[[Jasper Beardley]]|Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part Two)}}
 
[[User:13JThomas|JThomas]] ([[User talk:13JThomas|talk]]) 09:49, December 6, 2014 (EST)JThomas
 
 
 
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#Out of context, I don't think it works that well. <span style="font-family:Algerian">[[User:Solar Dragon|<span style="color:green">The</span>]] [[User talk:Solar Dragon|<span style="color:red">Solar</span>]] [[Special:Contributions/Solar Dragon|<span style="color:blue">Dragon</span>]]</span> 13:30, February 28, 2015 (EST)
 
 
 
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=== "[[The Man Who Came To Be Dinner]]" ===
 
{{Quote|Look at all these knobs and buttons... it clearly means they're a superior race.|[[Homer Simpson]]|The Man Who Came To Be Dinner}}
 
:A good quote. / [[User:Loco87|'''<font color=C23232><font size="4"><font face="Agency FB">Loco</font></font></font><font color=92CC58><font face="Cursive"><font size="3">87</font></font></font>''']] <sup>([[User talk:Loco87|<font color=78D1F0><font face="Courier New">'''TALK'''</font></font>]] / [[Special:Contributions/Loco87|<font color=Tomato><font face="Viner Hand ITC">Contribs</font></font>]])</sup> 15:47, January 5, 2015 (EST)
 
 
 
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#I like it. <span style="font-family:Algerian">[[User:Solar Dragon|<span style="color:green">The</span>]] [[User talk:Solar Dragon|<span style="color:red">Solar</span>]] [[Special:Contributions/Solar Dragon|<span style="color:blue">Dragon</span>]]</span> 13:30, February 28, 2015 (EST)
 
 
 
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*Fixed a typo. It should be "knobs", not "nobs". -- [[User:Mythigator|Mythigator]] ([[User talk:Mythigator|talk]]) 02:37, January 6, 2015 (EST)
 
**I literally took it [https://twitter.com/TheSimpsons/status/551953823485292545 from Twitter], but they must have misspelled it. Thanks for fixing it! / [[User:Loco87|'''<font color=C23232><font size="4"><font face="Agency FB">Loco</font></font></font><font color=92CC58><font face="Cursive"><font size="3">87</font></font></font>''']] <sup>([[User talk:Loco87|<font color=78D1F0><font face="Courier New">'''TALK'''</font></font>]] / [[Special:Contributions/Loco87|<font color=Tomato><font face="Viner Hand ITC">Contribs</font></font>]])</sup> 03:25, January 6, 2015 (EST)
 
 
 
=== "[[The Man Who Came To Be Dinner]]" ===
 
{{Quote|Well I guess we've learned that of all the countless planets in the universe, we have evolved into the most inedible species. Like three bean salad at a barbecue, we will remain untouched.|[[Lisa Simpson]]|The Man Who Came To Be Dinner}}
 
:I like this quote more than the other from this episode. / [[User:Loco87|'''<font color=C23232><font size="4"><font face="Agency FB">Loco</font></font></font><font color=92CC58><font face="Cursive"><font size="3">87</font></font></font>''']] <sup>([[User talk:Loco87|<font color=78D1F0><font face="Courier New">'''TALK'''</font></font>]] / [[Special:Contributions/Loco87|<font color=Tomato><font face="Viner Hand ITC">Contribs</font></font>]])</sup> 03:43, January 6, 2015 (EST)
 
 
 
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#I also like this one. <span style="font-family:Algerian">[[User:Solar Dragon|<span style="color:green">The</span>]] [[User talk:Solar Dragon|<span style="color:red">Solar</span>]] [[Special:Contributions/Solar Dragon|<span style="color:blue">Dragon</span>]]</span> 13:30, February 28, 2015 (EST)
 
 
 
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=== "[[Co-Dependent's Day]]" ===
 
{{Quote|I'm in no condition to drive. Wait, I shouldn't listen to myself. I'm drunk!|[[Homer Simpson]]|Co-Dependent's Day}}
 
:This makes me laugh every time. <span style="font-family:Algerian">[[User:Solar Dragon|<span style="color:green">The</span>]] [[User talk:Solar Dragon|<span style="color:red">Solar</span>]] [[Special:Contributions/Solar Dragon|<span style="color:blue">Dragon</span>]]</span> 15:16, February 25, 2015 (EST)
 
 
 
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#Heh. This is a good one. --[[User:Nick97|'''<font color=darkorange>Nick97</font>''']] <sup>([[User talk:Nick97|<font color=peach>'''talk'''</font>]] ~ [[Special:Contributions/Nick97|<font color=turquoise>'''contribs'''</font>]])</sup>  12:06, February 28, 2015 (EST)
 
 
 
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=== "[[The Color Yellow]]" ===
 
{{Quote|Our ancestors were kicked out of Australia.|[[Grampa Simpson]]|The Color Yellow}}
 
:A nice quote. / [[User:Loco87|'''<font color=696969><font size="4"><font face="Agency FB">Loco</font></font></font><font color=4169E1><font face="Agency FB"><font size="4">87</font></font></font>''']] <sup>([[User talk:Loco87|<font color=Tomato><font face="Courier New">'''TALK'''</font></font>]] / [[Special:Contributions/Loco87|'''<font color=3CB371><font face="Century Gothic"><font size="2">Contribs</font></font></font>''']])</sup> 19:03, February 25, 2015 (EST)
 
 
 
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#I just don't think it works that well. <span style="font-family:Algerian">[[User:Solar Dragon|<span style="color:green">The</span>]] [[User talk:Solar Dragon|<span style="color:red">Solar</span>]] [[Special:Contributions/Solar Dragon|<span style="color:blue">Dragon</span>]]</span> 13:30, February 28, 2015 (EST)
 
 
 
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=== "[[The Color Yellow]]" ===
 
{{Quote|If I were you I wouldn't take it to the past. I lived in part of that past, and I got out for a reason.|[[Homer Simpson]]|The Color Yellow}}
 
:A nice quote. / [[User:Loco87|'''<font color=696969><font size="4"><font face="Agency FB">Loco</font></font></font><font color=4169E1><font face="Agency FB"><font size="4">87</font></font></font>''']] <sup>([[User talk:Loco87|<font color=Tomato><font face="Courier New">'''TALK'''</font></font>]] / [[Special:Contributions/Loco87|'''<font color=3CB371><font face="Century Gothic"><font size="2">Contribs</font></font></font>''']])</sup> 19:03, February 25, 2015 (EST)
 
 
 
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#Meh. <span style="font-family:Algerian">[[User:Solar Dragon|<span style="color:green">The</span>]] [[User talk:Solar Dragon|<span style="color:red">Solar</span>]] [[Special:Contributions/Solar Dragon|<span style="color:blue">Dragon</span>]]</span> 13:30, February 28, 2015 (EST)
 
 
 
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=== "[[Marge and Homer Turn a Couple Play]]" ===
 
{{Quote|We've been through more hardships than the Jews and Charlie Brown put together!|[[Homer Simpson]]|Marge and Homer Turn a Couple Play}}
 
:A nice quote. / [[User:Loco87|'''<font color=696969><font size="4"><font face="Agency FB">Loco</font></font></font><font color=4169E1><font face="Agency FB"><font size="4">87</font></font></font>''']] <sup>([[User talk:Loco87|<font color=Tomato><font face="Courier New">'''TALK'''</font></font>]] / [[Special:Contributions/Loco87|'''<font color=3CB371><font face="Century Gothic"><font size="2">Contribs</font></font></font>''']])</sup> 19:03, February 25, 2015 (EST)
 
 
 
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#I like this quote. <span style="font-family:Algerian">[[User:Solar Dragon|<span style="color:green">The</span>]] [[User talk:Solar Dragon|<span style="color:red">Solar</span>]] [[Special:Contributions/Solar Dragon|<span style="color:blue">Dragon</span>]]</span> 13:30, February 28, 2015 (EST)
 
 
 
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=== "[[The Girl Who Slept Too Little]]" ===
 
{{Quote|Whatever happened to "please" and "thank you"?|[[Marge Simpson]]}}
 
{{Quote|I think they killed each other. You know, one of those murder-suicide deals.|[[Homer Simpson]]|The Girl Who Slept Too Little}}
 
:A fun quote. / [[User:Loco87|'''<font color=696969><font size="4"><font face="Agency FB">Loco</font></font></font><font color=4169E1><font face="Agency FB"><font size="4">87</font></font></font>''']] <sup>([[User talk:Loco87|<font color=Tomato><font face="Courier New">'''TALK'''</font></font>]] / [[Special:Contributions/Loco87|'''<font color=3CB371><font face="Century Gothic"><font size="2">Contribs</font></font></font>''']])</sup> 19:03, February 25, 2015 (EST)
 
 
 
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#Meh. <span style="font-family:Algerian">[[User:Solar Dragon|<span style="color:green">The</span>]] [[User talk:Solar Dragon|<span style="color:red">Solar</span>]] [[Special:Contributions/Solar Dragon|<span style="color:blue">Dragon</span>]]</span> 13:30, February 28, 2015 (EST)
 
 
 
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=== "[[The Girl Who Slept Too Little]]" ===
 
{{Quote|Lisa, when you've sustained as many blows to the head as I have, consistency becomes a.. something... something.. I love you Bart!|[[Homer Simpson]]|The Girl Who Slept Too Little}}
 
:A fun Homer quote. / [[User:Loco87|'''<font color=696969><font size="4"><font face="Agency FB">Loco</font></font></font><font color=4169E1><font face="Agency FB"><font size="4">87</font></font></font>''']] <sup>([[User talk:Loco87|<font color=Tomato><font face="Courier New">'''TALK'''</font></font>]] / [[Special:Contributions/Loco87|'''<font color=3CB371><font face="Century Gothic"><font size="2">Contribs</font></font></font>''']])</sup> 19:03, February 25, 2015 (EST)
 
 
 
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#Made me laugh. <span style="font-family:Algerian">[[User:Solar Dragon|<span style="color:green">The</span>]] [[User talk:Solar Dragon|<span style="color:red">Solar</span>]] [[Special:Contributions/Solar Dragon|<span style="color:blue">Dragon</span>]]</span> 13:30, February 28, 2015 (EST)
 
 
 
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From now on, please sign all nominations.

Featured quotes are quotes that are considered funny and chosen by the community. You can nominate any quote you want from The Simpsons.

Rules[edit]

  1. You can only nominate a maximum of five quotes a month.
  2. The quote must be properly sourced and with who said it.
  3. Quotes can be from all The Simpsons media.

How to nominate[edit]

Do your quote like this:
{{Quote|What the quote is|Who said it|What episode}}

If it is more than one line, do it like this:
{{Quote|line 1<br>line 2<br>line 3|Who said it|What episode}}

If it is between two or more people, do it like this:
{{Quote|What person 1 said|Who said it}}<br> {{Quote|What person 2 said|Who said it}}<br> {{Quote|What person 1 said again|Who said it|What episode}}

The episodes don't need square brackets.

Nominations[edit]

Lisa the Vegetarian[edit]

"When I grow up, I'm going to Bovine University!"
―Ralph Wiggum[src]

Wiggumistic (talk) 12:17, October 8, 2022 (EDT)

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  1. I just don't feel that this works without context. The Solar Dragon 07:51, February 1, 2023 (EST)

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