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| | <center><big>From now on, please sign all nominations.</big></center> | | <center><big>From now on, please sign all nominations.</big></center> |
| | '''Featured quotes''' are quotes that are considered funny and chosen by the community. You can nominate any quote you want from ''[[The Simpsons]]''. | | '''Featured quotes''' are quotes that are considered funny and chosen by the community. You can nominate any quote you want from ''[[The Simpsons]]''. |
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| | == Rules == | | == Rules == |
| − | #You can only nominate once a month. | + | #You can only nominate a maximum of five quotes a month. |
| | #The quote must be properly sourced and with who said it. | | #The quote must be properly sourced and with who said it. |
| | + | #Quotes can be from all ''The Simpsons'' media. |
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| | == How to nominate == | | == How to nominate == |
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| | == Nominations == | | == Nominations == |
| − | == "[[Bart Gets Hit by a Car]]" == | + | === Lisa the Vegetarian === |
| − | {{Quote|Well, he's kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace 'accidentally' with 'repeatedly' and replace 'dog' with 'son'.|[[Lionel Hutz]]|Bart Gets Hit by a Car}} | + | {{Quote|When I grow up, I'm going to Bovine University!|Ralph Wiggum|Lisa the Vegetarian}} |
| | + | [[User:Wiggumistic|Wiggumistic]] ([[User talk:Wiggumistic|talk]]) 12:17, October 8, 2022 (EDT) |
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| − | A funny quote. ☆<span style="font-family:Algerian">[[User:Solar Dragon|<span style="color:green">The</span> <span style="color:red">Solar</span> <span style="color:blue">Dragon</span>]] <sup>([[User talk:Solar Dragon|<span style="color:gold">Talk</span>]] - [[Special:Contributions/Solar Dragon|Contribs.]])</sup></span>☆ 15:03, 6 August 2013 (EDT)
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| − | #-- [[User:WebkinzMania|<span style="color:red; background-color:#FFFDD0; padding:2px; font-size:8pt; border:thin solid red;">'''Webkinz Mania'''</span>]][[User talk:WebkinzMania|<span style="color:red; background-color:#FFFDD0; padding:2px; font-size:8pt; border:thin solid red;">'''Talk'''</span>]][[Special:Contributions/WebkinzMania|<span style="color:red; background-color:#FFFDD0; padding:2px; font-size:8pt; border:thin solid red;">'''Contributions'''</span>]][[Special:Editcount/WebkinzMania|<span style="color:red; background-color:#FFFDD0; padding:2px; font-size:8pt; border:thin solid red;">'''Editcount'''</span>]]</font> 21:05, 6 August 2013 (EDT) | + | #I just don't feel that this works without context. <span style="font-family:Algerian">[[User:Solar Dragon|<span style="color:green">The</span>]] [[User talk:Solar Dragon|<span style="color:red">Solar</span>]] [[Special:Contributions/Solar Dragon|<span style="color:blue">Dragon</span>]]</span> 07:51, February 1, 2023 (EST) |
| − | #--[[User:Frederick|<big><font color="purple">Fred</font></big>]] (<small>[[User talk:Frederick|<font color="green">Talk</font>]]</small> '''•''' <small>[[Special:Contributions/Frederick|<font color="red">Contribs.</font>]]</small> '''•''' <small>[[Special:Editcount/Frederick|<font color="orange">Editcount</font>]]</small>) 03:35, August 31, 2013 (EDT)
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| − | # Classic Hutz. -- [[User:Mythigator|Mythigator]] ([[User talk:Mythigator|talk]]) 18:07, September 28, 2013 (EDT)
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| − | == "[[Last Exit to Springfield]]" ==
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| − | {{Quote|We can't bust heads like we used to, but we have our ways. One trick is to tell 'em stories that don't go anywhere - like the time I caught the ferry over to [[Shelbyville]]. I needed a new heel for my shoe, so, I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. "Give me five bees for a quarter", you'd say.
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| − | :''Now where were we? Oh yeah: the important thing was I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn't have white onions because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones...''|[[Abraham Simpson]]|Last Exit to Springfield}}
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| − | A long but funny quote. <span style="font-family:AR Darling,Baskerville Old Face,Bell MT">[[User:Solar Dragon|<span style="color:black">The</span> <span style="color:blue">Solar</span> <span style="color:red">Dragon</span>]] <sup>([[User talk:Solar Dragon|<span style="color:bgreen">Talk</span>]] - [[Special:Contributions/Solar Dragon|Contribs.]])</sup></span> 06:55, 24 August 2013 (EDT)
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| − | #--[[User:Frederick|<big><font color="purple">Fred</font></big>]] (<small>[[User talk:Frederick|<font color="green">Talk</font>]]</small> '''•''' <small>[[Special:Contributions/Frederick|<font color="red">Contribs.</font>]]</small> '''•''' <small>[[Special:Editcount/Frederick|<font color="orange">Editcount</font>]]</small>) 03:35, August 31, 2013 (EDT)
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| − | #It doesn't work in print form, in my opinion. [[User:Homer to the Max|Homer to the Max]] ([[User talk:Homer to the Max|talk]]) 19:28, September 28, 2013 (EDT)
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| − | == "[[Fraudcast News]]" ==
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| − | {{Quote|All my daughter ever did was tell people to think for themselves. I may be her father, but when I grow up, I wanna be just like her, except still a dude.|[[Homer Simpson]]|Fraudcast News}}
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| − | A very fun quote.[[User:Loco87|'''<font color=lightblack>Loco87</font>''']] <sup>([[User talk:Loco87|<font color=grey>'''talk'''</font>]] / [[Special:Contributions/Loco87|<font color=navyblue>'''contribs'''</font>]])</sup> 0:31, 1 September 2013 (EDT)
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| − | == "[[Milhouse Doesn't Live Here Anymore]]" ==
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| − | {{Quote|Brothers and sisters are natural enemies, Like Englishmen and Scots, Welshmen and Scots, Or Japanese and Scots, Or Scots and Scots, Damn Scots, they ruined Scotland!|[[Groundskeeper Willie]]|Milhouse Doesn't Live Here Anymore}}
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| − | A funny from Willie when he talking about his old country. /[[User:AleWi|AleWi]] ([[User talk:AleWi|talk]]) 15:20, September 28, 2013 (EDT)
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| − | #Please check the previously featured quotes before nominating, AleWi. :P ☆<span style="font-family:Algerian">[[User:Solar Dragon|<span style="color:green">The</span> <span style="color:red">Solar</span> <span style="color:blue">Dragon</span>]] <sup>([[User talk:Solar Dragon|<span style="color:gold">Talk</span>]] - [[Special:Contributions/Solar Dragon|Contribs.]])</sup></span>☆ 18:08, September 28, 2013 (EDT)
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| − | #Agreed with Solar Dragon.. [[User:Homer to the Max|Homer to the Max]] ([[User talk:Homer to the Max|talk]]) 19:38, September 28, 2013 (EDT)
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| − | #I '''love''' this quote, but it's already been featured. -- [[User:Mythigator|Mythigator]] ([[User talk:Mythigator|talk]]) 20:40, September 28, 2013 (EDT)
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| − | == "[[Fat Man and Little Boy]]" ==
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| − | {{Quote|Daddy, can I have this one?|[[Rod Flanders]]}}
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| − | {{Quote|Hmm. "Get bent"? Well, the only thing that can mean is kneel down and pray! I'll take the whole box. Get bent, everyone!|[[Ned Flanders]]|Fat Man and Little Boy}}
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| − | Ned's logic. :P [[User:Homer to the Max|Homer to the Max]] ([[User talk:Homer to the Max|talk]]) 19:38, September 28, 2013 (EDT)
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| − | # Depends too much on the context to work as a featured quote. -- [[User:Mythigator|Mythigator]] ([[User talk:Mythigator|talk]]) 20:38, September 28, 2013 (EDT)
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