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| | <center><big>From now on, please sign all nominations.</big></center> | | <center><big>From now on, please sign all nominations.</big></center> |
| | '''Featured quotes''' are quotes that are considered funny and chosen by the community. You can nominate any quote you want from ''[[The Simpsons]]''. | | '''Featured quotes''' are quotes that are considered funny and chosen by the community. You can nominate any quote you want from ''[[The Simpsons]]''. |
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| | == Rules == | | == Rules == |
| − | #You can only nominate once a month. | + | #You can only nominate a maximum of five quotes a month. |
| | #The quote must be properly sourced and with who said it. | | #The quote must be properly sourced and with who said it. |
| | + | #Quotes can be from all ''The Simpsons'' media. |
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| | == How to nominate == | | == How to nominate == |
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| | == Nominations == | | == Nominations == |
| − | == "[[Lisa the Vegetarian]]" == | + | === Lisa the Vegetarian === |
| − | {{Quote|When I grow up, I'm going to go to [[Made-up words#Bovine University|Bovine University]]!|[[Ralph Wiggum]]}} | + | {{Quote|When I grow up, I'm going to Bovine University!|Ralph Wiggum|Lisa the Vegetarian}} |
| − | A great Ralph line. -- [[User:Mythigator|Mythigator]] 15:25, 5 June 2012 (EDT)
| + | [[User:Wiggumistic|Wiggumistic]] ([[User talk:Wiggumistic|talk]]) 12:17, October 8, 2022 (EDT) |
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| − | #--[[User:Nick97|'''<font color=darkorange>Nick97</font>''']] <sup>([[User talk:Nick97|<font color=peach>'''talk'''</font>]] ~ [[Special:Contributions/Nick97|<font color=turquoise>'''contribs'''</font>]])</sup> 13:36, 28 July 2012 (EDT)
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| | + | #I just don't feel that this works without context. <span style="font-family:Algerian">[[User:Solar Dragon|<span style="color:green">The</span>]] [[User talk:Solar Dragon|<span style="color:red">Solar</span>]] [[Special:Contributions/Solar Dragon|<span style="color:blue">Dragon</span>]]</span> 07:51, February 1, 2023 (EST) |
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| − | == Twitter ==
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| − | {{QuoteEx|Gotta tweet fast, Marge is making my favorite thing for dinner – food!|[[Homer Simpson]]|https://twitter.com/HomerJSimpson/status/217414423831265281}}
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| − | A funny tweet from Homer. ~ [[User:Phinbart|'''<font color=#FBB917>Phinbart</font>''']] ([[User talk:Phinbart|<font color=#5ACEC1>'''talk'''</font>]] • [[Special:Contributions/Phinbart|<font color=#52D017>'''contribs'''</font>]]) <small><sup>'''<font color=#F76541></font></sup></small></small> 06:11, 1 July 2012 (EDT)
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| − | #I like it. We've had quotes and nominations aplenty showing Homer's dumbness; now we've got one showing his gluttony. -- [[User:Mythigator|Mythigator]] 10:23, 15 September 2012 (EDT)
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| − | # It's ok, but not really anything super funny. --[[User:Nick97|'''<font color=darkorange>Nick97</font>''']] <sup>([[User talk:Nick97|<font color=peach>'''talk'''</font>]] ~ [[Special:Contributions/Nick97|<font color=turquoise>'''contribs'''</font>]])</sup> 20:27, 3 September 2012 (EDT)
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| − | == "[[Two Bad Neighbors]]" ==
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| − | {{Quote|President Bush is driving on our lawn! He must be lost.|[[Marge Simpson]]|Two Bad Neighbors}}
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| − | ~ [[User:Phinbart|'''<font color=#FBB917>Phinbart</font>''']] ([[User talk:Phinbart|<font color=#5ACEC1>'''talk'''</font>]] • [[Special:Contributions/Phinbart|<font color=#52D017>'''contribs'''</font>]]) <small><sup>'''<font color=#F76541></font></sup></small></small> 13:23, 1 August 2012 (EDT)
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| − | #YES. xD <font face="Trebuchet MS">-- [[User:WebkinzMania|<span style="color:red; background-color:black; padding:2px; font-size:8pt; border:thin solid white;">'''WebkinzMania'''</span>]][[User talk:WebkinzMania|<span style="color:yellow; background-color:black; padding:2px; font-size:8pt; border:thin solid white;">'''Talk'''</span>]][[Special:Contributions/WebkinzMania|<span style="color:green; background-color:black; padding:2px; font-size:8pt; border:thin solid white;">'''Contributions'''</span>]][[Special:Editcount/WebkinzMania|<span style="color:blue; background-color:black; padding:2px; font-size:8pt; border:thin solid white;">'''Editcount'''</span>]]</font> 18:28, 1 August 2012 (EDT)
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| − | # Neutral, only because I don't think the quote is quite as effective without the context. --[[User:Nick97|'''<font color=darkorange>Nick97</font>''']] <sup>([[User talk:Nick97|<font color=peach>'''talk'''</font>]] ~ [[Special:Contributions/Nick97|<font color=turquoise>'''contribs'''</font>]])</sup> 20:27, 3 September 2012 (EDT)
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| − | == "[[Lisa's Date with Density]]" ==
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| − | {{Quote|[[Lisa]] likes [[Nelson]]!|Class}}
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| − | {{Quote|She does not!|[[Milhouse]]}}
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| − | {{Quote|Milhouse likes Lisa!|Class}}
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| − | {{Quote|He does not!|[[Janey Powell]]}}
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| − | {{Quote|Janey likes Milhouse!|Class}}
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| − | {{Quote|She does not!|[[Üter Zörker]]}}
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| − | {{Quote|Uter likes Milhouse!|Class}}
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| − | {{Quote|Nobody likes Milhouse! Lisa, you've got detention!|[[Dewey Largo]]|Lisa's Date with Density}}
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| − | I love this scene. :P <span style="font-family:AR Darling,Baskerville Old Face,Bell MT">[[User:Solar Dragon|<span style="color:black">The</span> <span style="color:blue">Solar</span> <span style="color:red">Dragon</span>]] <sup>([[User talk:Solar Dragon|<span style="color:bgreen">Talk</span>]] - [[Special:Contributions/Solar Dragon|Contribs.]])</sup></span> 16:32, 4 September 2012 (EDT)
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| − | # Oh, ha! I was thinking about putting this one up, but I thought it'd be too long. :P --[[User:Nick97|'''<font color=darkorange>Nick97</font>''']] <sup>([[User talk:Nick97|<font color=peach>'''talk'''</font>]] ~ [[Special:Contributions/Nick97|<font color=turquoise>'''contribs'''</font>]])</sup> 18:26, 4 September 2012 (EDT)
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| − | #Good moment in that episode. <font face="Trebuchet MS">-- [[User:WebkinzMania|<span style="color:red; background-color:black; padding:2px; font-size:8pt; border:thin solid white;">'''WebkinzMania'''</span>]][[User talk:WebkinzMania|<span style="color:yellow; background-color:black; padding:2px; font-size:8pt; border:thin solid white;">'''Talk'''</span>]][[Special:Contributions/WebkinzMania|<span style="color:green; background-color:black; padding:2px; font-size:8pt; border:thin solid white;">'''Contributions'''</span>]][[Special:Editcount/WebkinzMania|<span style="color:blue; background-color:black; padding:2px; font-size:8pt; border:thin solid white;">'''Editcount'''</span>]]</font> 18:56, 7 September 2012 (EDT)
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| − | #These teachers really aren't very sensible. {{User:Randomno/sig4}} 11:48, 26 September 2012 (EDT)
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| − | #Awesome! --[[User:Frederick|<big><font color="purple">Fred</font></big>]] (<small>[[User talk:Frederick|<font color="green">Talk</font>]]</small> '''•''' <small>[[Special:Contributions/Frederick|<font color="red">Contribs.</font>]]</small> '''•''' <small>[[Special:Editcount/Frederick|<font color="orange">Editcount</font>]]</small>) 02:55, 5 October 2012 (EDT)
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| − | # Too long to work as a featured quote, no matter how you slice it. -- [[User:Mythigator|Mythigator]] 20:41, 14 September 2012 (EDT)
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| − | *If this gets featured, I'll think of a way to make it not so long, probably make a new quote template to put the speaker on the same line as the quote. <span style="font-family:AR Darling,Baskerville Old Face,Bell MT">[[User:Solar Dragon|<span style="color:black">The</span> <span style="color:blue">Solar</span> <span style="color:red">Dragon</span>]] <sup>([[User talk:Solar Dragon|<span style="color:bgreen">Talk</span>]] - [[Special:Contributions/Solar Dragon|Contribs.]])</sup></span> 16:32, 4 September 2012 (EDT)
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| − | == "[[Blood Feud]]" ==
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| − | {{quote|Hello, my name is Mr. Burns. I believe you have a letter for me.|Homer}}
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| − | {{quote|OK, Mr. Burns! Er, what's your first name?|Post Office worker}}
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| − | {{quote|I don't know! [outside the post office] Great plan, Bart(!)|Homer|Blood Feud}}
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| − | A funny quote from "Blood Feud", and shows Homer's dumbness. ~ [[User:Phinbart|'''<font color=#FBB917>Phinbart</font>''']] ([[User talk:Phinbart|<font color=#5ACEC1>'''talk'''</font>]] • [[Special:Contributions/Phinbart|<font color=#52D017>'''contribs'''</font>]]) <small><sup>'''<font color=#F76541></font></sup></small></small> 15:32, 8 September 2012 (EDT)
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| − | == "[[The PTA Disbands]]" ==
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| − | {{quote|It took the children forty minutes to locate [[Canada]] on the map.|Marge}}
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| − | {{quote|Marge, anyone can miss Canada: all tucked away down there.|Homer|The PTA Disbands}}
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| − | lol, I love Homer's line. --[[User:Nick97|'''<font color=darkorange>Nick97</font>''']] <sup>([[User talk:Nick97|<font color=peach>'''talk'''</font>]] ~ [[Special:Contributions/Nick97|<font color=turquoise>'''contribs'''</font>]])</sup> 00:41, 13 September 2012 (EDT)
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| − | #Good quote, and works well with '''just''' the dialogue. It doesn't need the ''[commentary inside the square brackets]'' to be funny or to make sense. -- [[User:Mythigator|Mythigator]] 10:19, 15 September 2012 (EDT)
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| − | *<s>I wasn't sure wether or not to keep Bart and Lisa's lines. They aren't really necessary for the joke, but they kinda estalish more context. I dunno.</s> I think this fixes it ok. --[[User:Nick97|'''<font color=darkorange>Nick97</font>''']] <sup>([[User talk:Nick97|<font color=peach>'''talk'''</font>]] ~ [[Special:Contributions/Nick97|<font color=turquoise>'''contribs'''</font>]])</sup> 00:41, 13 September 2012 (EDT)
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| − | *I think it would work fine if you started it with "It took the children forty minutes ..." -- [[User:Mythigator|Mythigator]] 20:40, 14 September 2012 (EDT)
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| − | == "[[Bart Star]]" ==
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| − | {{Quote|Hehe, poor Bart. You know, we had a lot of fun tonight. But, there's nothing funny about... vapor lock. It's the third most common cause of stalling. So please, take care of your car and get it checked. I'm Joe Namath. Good night.|{{Ch|Joe Namath}}|Bart Star}}
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| − | #I like this one. Just when you're expecting Joe to go into some life lesson related to Bart's experience playing football, he goes off onto a completely unexpected tangent. -- [[User:Mythigator|Mythigator]] 15:32, 1 October 2012 (EDT)
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| − | == "[[Sideshow Bob Roberts]]" ==
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| − | {{Quote|[[Mayor Quimby]] supports revolving door prisons. Mayor Quimby even released [[Sideshow Bob]], a man twice convicted of attempted murder. Can you trust a man like Mayor Quimby? Vote Sideshow Bob for Mayor.|Advertisement|Sideshow Bob Roberts}}
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| − | #This one is hilarious on its own. Also, from a satirical perspective, it shows the general inanity of political ads ... which is a particularly topical subject in the USA right now, what with the upcoming Presidential election. -- [[User:Mythigator|Mythigator]] 15:32, 1 October 2012 (EDT)
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| − | == "[[The Father, the Son, and the Holy Guest Star ]]" ==
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| − | {{Quote|I have masturbated eight billion times and I have no plans to stop masturbating in the future.|Homer Simpson|The Father, the Son, and the Holy Guest Star}}
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| − | /[[User:AleWi|AleWi]] 15:57, 8 October 2012 (EDT)
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| − | #Don't like this as a featured quote, nor did it actually make me laugh. Not the sort of thing we want on the main page either. <span style="font-family:Chiller"><big><big>[[User:Solar Dragon|<span style="color:red">The</span> <span style="color:red">Solar</span> <span style="color:red">Dragon</span>]] <sup>([[User talk:Solar Dragon|<span style="color:blue">Talk</span>]] - [[Special:Contributions/Solar Dragon|Contribs.]])</sup></big></big></span> 17:12, 8 October 2012 (EDT)
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| − | #Not really funny and not appropriate for the main page. (Although the quote is reflective of Homer's personality and how it might be expressed in whatever prayer life he might have.) -- [[User:Mythigator|Mythigator]] 15:11, 11 October 2012 (EDT)
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