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| + | '''Featured quotes''' are quotes that are considered funny and chosen by the community. You can nominate any quote you want from ''[[The Simpsons]]''. |
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| − | '''Featured Quotes''' are quotes that are considered funny and chosen by the community. You can nominate any quote you want from ''[[The Simpsons]]''.
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| | == Rules == | | == Rules == |
| − | #You can only nominate once a month. | + | #You can only nominate a maximum of five quotes a month. |
| | #The quote must be properly sourced and with who said it. | | #The quote must be properly sourced and with who said it. |
| | + | #Quotes can be from all ''The Simpsons'' media. |
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| | == How to nominate == | | == How to nominate == |
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| | == Nominations == | | == Nominations == |
| − | == 1 == | + | === Lisa the Vegetarian === |
| − | {{quote|Young man, since you broke Grandpa's teeth, he gets to break yours.|[[Homer]] to [[Bart]]|Itchy & Scratchy: The Movie}}
| + | {{Quote|When I grow up, I'm going to Bovine University!|Ralph Wiggum|Lisa the Vegetarian}} |
| − | | + | [[User:Wiggumistic|Wiggumistic]] ([[User talk:Wiggumistic|talk]]) 12:17, October 8, 2022 (EDT) |
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| − | #One of my favourite quotes! Its a yes from me! {{User:Effluvium/sig}} 18:45, July 5, 2010 (UTC)
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| − | #The quote is funnier in context, but it's OK by itself, too. -- [[User:Mythigator|Mythigator]] 05:57, July 23, 2010 (UTC)
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| − | #I like this quote, although I don't like the episode as it is mean to Bart. [[User:Liam Spencer|Liam Spencer]] 12:18, September 17, 2010 (UTC)
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| − | #I don't know why but I don't really like that quote. ☆<span style="font-family:Algerian">[[User:Solar Dragon|<span style="color:green">The</span>]] [[User talk:Solar Dragon|<span style="color:red">Solar</span>]] [[Special:Contributions/Solar Dragon|<span style="color:blue">Dragon</span>]]</span> 20:13, July 5, 2010 (UTC)
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| − | == 3 ==
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| − | {{Quote|I call the big one Bitey|[[Homer Simpson]]|Marge vs. the Monorail}}
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| − | #Doesn't seem right without the rest of the conversation. ☆<span style="font-family:Algerian">[[User:Solar Dragon|<span style="color:green">The</span>]] [[User talk:Solar Dragon|<span style="color:red">Solar</span>]] [[Special:Contributions/Solar Dragon|<span style="color:blue">Dragon</span>]]</span> 20:13, July 5, 2010 (UTC)
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| − | #Agreed with Solar. It needs more context to make sense. -- [[User:Mythigator|Mythigator]] 04:23, July 17, 2010 (UTC)
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| − | One of fan's and [[Matt Groening]]'s favourite quotes. {{User:TheHomer/sig}} 19:29, July 5, 2010 (UTC)
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| − | {{Quote|Shoplifting is a victimless crime, like punching someone in the dark|[[Nelson Muntz]]|Marge Be Not Proud}}
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| − | #Good quote. ☆<span style="font-family:Algerian">[[User:Solar Dragon|<span style="color:green">The</span>]] [[User talk:Solar Dragon|<span style="color:red">Solar</span>]] [[Special:Contributions/Solar Dragon|<span style="color:blue">Dragon</span>]]</span> 20:37, July 5, 2010 (UTC)
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| − | #Agree. >[[User:Dohayecarumbadoh|<span style="color:blue">D'oh! ¡Ay Carumba! D'oh!</span>]] <small>''([[User talk:Dohayecarumbadoh|<span style="color:turquoise">Talk Page This-Away!</span>]])''</small> 22:32, July 6, 2010 (UTC)
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| − | #I like this one. -- [[User:Mythigator|Mythigator]] 04:25, July 17, 2010 (UTC)
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| − | == 6 ==
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| − | {{Quote|I like men now|[[Ralph Wiggum]]|The Simpsons Movie}}
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| − | #>[[User:Dohayecarumbadoh|<span style="color:blue">D'oh! ¡Ay Carumba! D'oh!</span>]] <small>''([[User talk:Dohayecarumbadoh|<span style="color:turquoise">Talk Page This-Away!</span>]])''</small> 22:32, July 6, 2010 (UTC)
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| − | ==8==
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| − | {{Quote|The way I see it, if you raise three children who can knock out and hogtie a perfect stranger, you must be doing something right.|[[Marge Simpson]]|Some Enchanted Evening}}
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| − | #Very good quote from my favourite character, Marge. Got my support, Mythigator! {{User:Effluvium/sig}} 13:07, July 18, 2010 (UTC)
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| − | *A genuine, albeit offbeat, nugget of wisdom from Marge. The quote put a nice capper on the first season. -- [[User:Mythigator|Mythigator]] 21:53, July 7, 2010 (UTC)
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| − | ==9==
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| − | {{Quote|I'm shaving my shoul-ders. I'm getting it all shaved off.|[[Homer Simpson]] singing|Mom and Pop Art}}
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| − | #Don't really like the quote. That scene never made me laugh. ☆<span style="font-family:Algerian">[[User:Solar Dragon|<span style="color:green">The</span>]] [[User talk:Solar Dragon|<span style="color:red">Solar</span>]] [[Special:Contributions/Solar Dragon|<span style="color:blue">Dragon</span>]]</span>☆ 17:40, July 24, 2010 (UTC)
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| − | ==10==
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| − | {{Quote|But Marge, it's uter-us, not uter-you|[[Homer Simpson]] to [[Marge Simpson]]|HOMЯ}}
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| − | #This quote doesn't really seem that good to me. ☆<span style="font-family:Algerian">[[User:Solar Dragon|<span style="color:green">The</span>]] [[User talk:Solar Dragon|<span style="color:red">Solar</span>]] [[Special:Contributions/Solar Dragon|<span style="color:blue">Dragon</span>]]</span>☆ 17:40, July 24, 2010 (UTC)
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| − | ==11==
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| − | {{Quote|Science? What has science ever done for us? TV off!|[[Moe Szyslak]]|Lisa the Skeptic}}
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| − | #Once again, doesn't stand out to me and I don't find it that funny. ☆<span style="font-family:Algerian">[[User:Solar Dragon|<span style="color:green">The</span>]] [[User talk:Solar Dragon|<span style="color:red">Solar</span>]] [[Special:Contributions/Solar Dragon|<span style="color:blue">Dragon</span>]]</span>☆ 17:41, July 24, 2010 (UTC)
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| − | ==12==
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| − | {{Quote|English instructions ruined! Must read French instructions...."La grille"? What the hell is that?!|[[Homer Simpson]]|Mom and Pop Art}}
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| − | #A great quote from a great episode. [[User:Josegiraffio|Josegiraffio]] 14:07, July 24, 2010 (UTC)
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| − | #Love this scene. So funny. ☆<span style="font-family:Algerian">[[User:Solar Dragon|<span style="color:green">The</span>]] [[User talk:Solar Dragon|<span style="color:red">Solar</span>]] [[Special:Contributions/Solar Dragon|<span style="color:blue">Dragon</span>]]</span>☆ 17:39, July 24, 2010 (UTC)
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| − | *Changed the quote as it is La grille, not Le grille. ☆<span style="font-family:Algerian">[[User:Solar Dragon|<span style="color:green">The</span>]] [[User talk:Solar Dragon|<span style="color:red">Solar</span>]] [[Special:Contributions/Solar Dragon|<span style="color:blue">Dragon</span>]]</span>☆ 17:39, July 24, 2010 (UTC)
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| − | ==13==
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| − | {{Quote|Bushes are nice 'cause they don't have prickers. Unless they do. This one did. Ouch!|[[Ralph Wiggum]] after being pushed into a bush|This Little Wiggy}}
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| − | #Ralph quotes are always hilarious. ☆<span style="font-family:Algerian">[[User:Solar Dragon|<span style="color:green">The</span>]] [[User talk:Solar Dragon|<span style="color:red">Solar</span>]] [[Special:Contributions/Solar Dragon|<span style="color:blue">Dragon</span>]]</span>☆ 21:14, August 15, 2010 (UTC)
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| − | #I like this quote. Ralph's great. [[User:Brassbandplayer|Brassbandplayer]] 13:39, August 25, 2010 (UTC)
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| − | {{Quote|I'll miss that Ralph Wiggum. He reminds me of my boy.|[[Queen Elizabeth II]]}}
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| − | {{Quote|Mommy, my cat's breath smells like cat food.|[[Prince Charles]]|To Surveil With Love}}
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| − | I LOVE IT! {{unsignedIP|173.24.145.219|03:14, 1 September 2010}}
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| − | {{Quote|I can't go to juvie! They use guys like me as currency!|[[Milhouse Van Houten]]|The Wandering Juvie}}
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| − | #I don't know, it just doesn't really stand out to me. ☆<span style="font-family:Algerian">[[User:Solar Dragon|<span style="color:green">The</span>]] [[User talk:Solar Dragon|<span style="color:red">Solar</span>]] [[Special:Contributions/Solar Dragon|<span style="color:blue">Dragon</span>]]</span>☆ 06:22, September 21, 2010 (UTC)
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| − | {{Quote|Ladies and gentlemen, uh, we've just lost the picture, but what we've seen speaks for itself. The Corvair spacecraft has apparently been taken over, 'conquered' if you will, by a master race of giant space ants. It's difficult to tell from this vantage point whether they will consume the captive Earthmen or merely enslave them. One thing is for certain: there is no stopping them; the ants will soon be here. And I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords. I'd like to remind them as a trusted TV personality, I can be helpful in rounding up others to toil in their underground sugar caves.|[[Kent Brockman]]|Deep Space Homer}}
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| − | #Quite long and would probably expand the page quite a bit but I like it. ☆<span style="font-family:Algerian">[[User:Solar Dragon|<span style="color:green">The</span>]] [[User talk:Solar Dragon|<span style="color:red">Solar</span>]] [[Special:Contributions/Solar Dragon|<span style="color:blue">Dragon</span>]]</span>☆ 06:21, September 21, 2010 (UTC)
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| − | #Yes! [[User:Effluvium|Effluvium]] 19:51, September 28, 2010 (UTC)
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| − | #This is an absolute classic! [[User:Courtneyfan14|Courtneyfan14]] 07:14, October 4, 2010 (UTC)courtneyfan14
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| | + | #I just don't feel that this works without context. <span style="font-family:Algerian">[[User:Solar Dragon|<span style="color:green">The</span>]] [[User talk:Solar Dragon|<span style="color:red">Solar</span>]] [[Special:Contributions/Solar Dragon|<span style="color:blue">Dragon</span>]]</span> 07:51, February 1, 2023 (EST) |
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| − | :It's one of the greatest quotes in the show, how could it not be featured? -- [[User:Brian McClure|Brian McClure]] 21:30, September 20, 2010 (UTC)
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| − | {{Quote|You made me bleed my own blood.|Nelson Muntz|Bart the General}}
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| − | {{Quote|I'd hate to be a Nervous Pervis, but if he falls couldn't that make him a paraplegerino?|Ned Flanders}}<br> {{Quote|Shut up Flanders.|Homer and Bart Simpson|The Simpsons Movie}}
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