Why Springfield, Why Not?

"Why Springfield, Why Not?"

Song Information Singers: Yeardley Smith Tress MacNeille Nancy Cartwright Pamela Hayden Characters: Kids Appearance(s): "Walking Big & Tall"

Why Springfield, Why Not? is an anthem for Springfield written by Bart & Lisa singing by kids of Springfield.

Lyrics

Bart:

Springfield's the only home that we've got

Lisa:

But to be frank, there's not a lot To recommend it

We've got a big sinkhole

Bart:

And they shut down the think hole

Bart & Lisa:

Hashtag: SpringfieldPride

Has never ever trended...

Sideshow Mel:

This is not boosterism!

Joe Quimby:

Warm up the horse.

Lisa:

But when you worry 'bout the things we lack

Bart:

And forget about what we've got

Bart & Lisa:

Why Springfield?

Bart, Lisa, Milhouse, and Nelson:

Why not?

Bart, Lisa, and Nelson:

We've only had a hurricane once

Milhouse:

We haven't had a circus fire in months

Bart, Lisa & Nelson:

Springfield

Why not?

Nelson:

Ooh, we're just off the interstate

Ralph:

Ah, the second right off exit 8...

Clancy Wiggum:

He didn't blow his line.

Sarah, let's have another!

Dolph:

You may find our culture lacking

Kearney:

We finally outlawed our snake whacking

Bart, Lisa, Milhouse, and Nelson:

Sure, our cops are easily bought

Bart, Lisa, Milhouse, Ralph, Jeremy Turley, and Nelson:

And our dentists are all self-taught

Bart, Lisa, Milhouse, Ralph, Wendell, Rod Flanders, Jeremy Turley, and Nelson:

But hooray for Springfield

Bart, Lisa, Milhouse, Ralph, Sherri, Terri, Jeremy Turley, and Nelson:

Give two cheers Smallpox-free for seven years

Kids:

Why Springfield?

Why not?

Sideshow Mel

What a song! I feel live as if I'm in the lobby of the Brill Building!

Appearances

• Episode – "Walking Big & Tall‎"