Difference between revisions of "Why Springfield, Why Not?"
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== Lyrics== | == Lyrics== | ||
| − | :'''[[Bart]]''' | + | :'''[[Bart]]:''' |
:Springfield's the only home that we've got | :Springfield's the only home that we've got | ||
| − | :'''[[Lisa]]''' | + | :'''[[Lisa]]:''' |
:But to be frank, there's not a lot To recommend it | :But to be frank, there's not a lot To recommend it | ||
:We've got a big sinkhole | :We've got a big sinkhole | ||
| − | :'''[[Bart]]''' | + | :'''[[Bart]]:''' |
:And they shut down the think hole | :And they shut down the think hole | ||
| − | :'''[[Bart]] & [[Lisa]]''' | + | :'''[[Bart]] & [[Lisa]]:''' |
:Hashtag: SpringfieldPride | :Hashtag: SpringfieldPride | ||
:Has never ever trended... | :Has never ever trended... | ||
| − | :'''[[Sideshow Mel]]''' | + | :'''[[Sideshow Mel]]:''' |
:''This is not boosterism!'' | :''This is not boosterism!'' | ||
| − | :'''[[Joe Quimby]]''' | + | :'''[[Joe Quimby]]:''' |
:''Warm up the horse.'' | :''Warm up the horse.'' | ||
| − | :'''[[Lisa]]''' | + | :'''[[Lisa]]:''' |
:But when you think of the things we lack | :But when you think of the things we lack | ||
| − | :'''[[Bart]]''' | + | :'''[[Bart]]:''' |
:Stead of the stuff we've got | :Stead of the stuff we've got | ||
| − | :'''[[Bart]] & [[Lisa]]''' | + | :'''[[Bart]] & [[Lisa]]:''' |
:Why Springfield? | :Why Springfield? | ||
| − | :'''[[Bart]], [[Lisa]], [[Milhouse]], and [[Nelson]]''' | + | :'''[[Bart]], [[Lisa]], [[Milhouse]], and [[Nelson]]:''' |
:Why not? | :Why not? | ||
| − | :'''[[Bart]], [[Lisa]], and [[Nelson]]''' | + | :'''[[Bart]], [[Lisa]], and [[Nelson]]:''' |
:We've only had a hurricane once | :We've only had a hurricane once | ||
| − | :'''[[Milhouse]]''' | + | :'''[[Milhouse]]:''' |
:We haven't had a circus fire in months | :We haven't had a circus fire in months | ||
| − | :'''[[Bart]], [[Lisa]] & [[Nelson]]''' | + | :'''[[Bart]], [[Lisa]] & [[Nelson]]:''' |
:Springfield | :Springfield | ||
:Why not? | :Why not? | ||
| − | :'''[[Nelson]]''' | + | :'''[[Nelson]]:''' |
:Ooh, we're just off the interstate | :Ooh, we're just off the interstate | ||
| − | :'''[[Ralph]]''' | + | :'''[[Ralph]]:''' |
:Ah, the second right off exit 8... | :Ah, the second right off exit 8... | ||
| − | :'''[[Clancy Wiggum]]''' | + | :'''[[Clancy Wiggum]]:''' |
:''He didn't blow his line.'' | :''He didn't blow his line.'' | ||
:''Sarah, let's have another!'' | :''Sarah, let's have another!'' | ||
| − | :'''[[Dolph]]''' | + | :'''[[Dolph]]:''' |
:You may find our culture lacking | :You may find our culture lacking | ||
| − | :'''[[Kearney]]''' | + | :'''[[Kearney]]:''' |
:We finally outlawed our snake whacking | :We finally outlawed our snake whacking | ||
| − | :'''[[Bart]], [[Lisa]], [[Milhouse]], and [[Nelson]]''' | + | :'''[[Bart]], [[Lisa]], [[Milhouse]], and [[Nelson]]:''' |
:Sure, our cops are easily bought | :Sure, our cops are easily bought | ||
| − | :'''[[Bart]], [[Lisa]], [[Milhouse]], [[Ralph]], [[Jeremy Jailbird]], and [[Nelson]]''' | + | :'''[[Bart]], [[Lisa]], [[Milhouse]], [[Ralph]], [[Jeremy Jailbird]], and [[Nelson]]:''' |
:And our dentists are all self-taught | :And our dentists are all self-taught | ||
| − | :'''[[Bart]], [[Lisa]], [[Milhouse]], [[Ralph]], [[Wendell]], [[Rod Flanders]], [[Jeremy Jailbird]], and [[Nelson]]''' | + | :'''[[Bart]], [[Lisa]], [[Milhouse]], [[Ralph]], [[Wendell]], [[Rod Flanders]], [[Jeremy Jailbird]], and [[Nelson]]:''' |
:But hooray for Springfield | :But hooray for Springfield | ||
| − | :'''[[Bart]], [[Lisa]], [[Milhouse]], [[Ralph]], [[Sherri]], [[Terri]], [[Jeremy Jailbird]], and [[Nelson]]''' | + | :'''[[Bart]], [[Lisa]], [[Milhouse]], [[Ralph]], [[Sherri]], [[Terri]], [[Jeremy Jailbird]], and [[Nelson]]:''' |
:Give two cheers Smallpox-free for seven years | :Give two cheers Smallpox-free for seven years | ||
| − | :'''Kids''' | + | :'''Kids:''' |
:Why Springfield? | :Why Springfield? | ||
:Why not? | :Why not? | ||
Revision as of 10:40, October 8, 2019
"Why Springfield, Why Not?"
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Song Information
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"Why Springfield, Why Not?" is an anthem for Springfield written by Bart and Lisa and sung by children of Springfield.
Lyrics
- Bart:
- Springfield's the only home that we've got
- Lisa:
- But to be frank, there's not a lot To recommend it
- We've got a big sinkhole
- Bart:
- And they shut down the think hole
- Sideshow Mel:
- This is not boosterism!
- Joe Quimby:
- Warm up the horse.
- Lisa:
- But when you think of the things we lack
- Bart:
- Stead of the stuff we've got
- Milhouse:
- We haven't had a circus fire in months
- Nelson:
- Ooh, we're just off the interstate
- Ralph:
- Ah, the second right off exit 8...
- Clancy Wiggum:
- He didn't blow his line.
- Sarah, let's have another!
- Dolph:
- You may find our culture lacking
- Kearney:
- We finally outlawed our snake whacking
- Bart, Lisa, Milhouse, Ralph, Wendell, Rod Flanders, Jeremy Jailbird, and Nelson:
- But hooray for Springfield
- Bart, Lisa, Milhouse, Ralph, Sherri, Terri, Jeremy Jailbird, and Nelson:
- Give two cheers Smallpox-free for seven years
- Kids:
- Why Springfield?
- Why not?
