Who Needs the Kwik-E-Mart

For the song, see Who Needs the Kwik-E-Mart?.

Who Needs the Kwik-E-Mart

Tapped Out Quest Information

Who Needs the Kwik-E-Mart is a quest in the tutorial of The Simpsons: Tapped Out. The quest unlocks Apu and the Kwik-E-Mart.

Dialogue[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
	Like every great architect before me, I just can't... uh, architate... without a steady supply of salty, fatty snack foods.
	We need to build the Kwik-E-Mart next.
	But Dad, the Kwik-E-Mart doesn't belong on Evergreen Terrace.
	The layout of Springfield changes a lot.
	One time, our house was next to a prison so I could make a joke about how we lived next to a prison. Then five minutes later no more prison. Weird, huh?
Task: "Build the Kwik-E-Mart". It takes 4 hours.
	(If the player does not place the KEM on the shaded box) I think I should place it where the computer tells me.
Build: Kwik-E-Mart
	Four hours to build the Kwik-E-Mart when it only took seconds to build my house?! Stupid contractors!
	Why don't you use that donut we found to speed things up?
The player spends two donuts to complete the Kwik-E-Mart's under construction task.
New Character: Apu
	Welcome to the Kwik-E-Mart's Grand Re-Opening Sale! Every expiration date is 50% off, and all nutritional information has been removed for your ignorance!
	Outta my way! It's snack time.
Quest reward: 100 and 10

The quest name is a reference to the song "Who Needs the Kwik-E-Mart?" from the season 5 episode "Homer and Apu".

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The Box, The Box! • Donut-denominated Decorations • Green Thumb • The Mysterious Brown House • The New Evergreen Terrace • The Others • Property Values • Soylent Bean • Square One • Springfield Cleaners • Thank Ganesh • Who Needs the Kwik-E-Mart • Working Hard