Difference between revisions of "Wedding for Disaster/Quotes"

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Homer: Reverend Lovejoy, you deliver pizza now? But we didn't order any pizza. You forgot the pizza anyway. Marge, the pizza place screwed up again!

Homer: So will you marry me in style?

Marge: (in tears) Oh, yes, Homer, yes!

Homer: Did you hear that Santa? She said "Yes"! Yes! Now back to your cold airless tomb.

(Homer puts the Santa toy in the box)

Santa: Ho ho ho!

Marge: A pimple! Not on my day you don't.

Marge: Now we are 11 seconds behind schedule.

(Marge sees that the room is empty.)

Marge: Homer! (sobbing)

(Maggie hears Marge sobbing through the walkie talkie and cues the band to play different music.)

Sideshow Bob: The director was an ass.

[The plant snaps at the man.]

Man: No! You're a plant now!

Parson: I remember when she [Helen Lovejoy] used to be Helen Schartzbaum. Heck, I even remember when she was Harold Schartzbaum!

Reverend Lovejoy: What?

Marge: Homer, I can't believe you're ruining the second Thursday before the wedding!

Homer: If Marge is like this now, then what will she be like after we're married?

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