The Fight Before Christmas/Quotes
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- Bart: I didn't get anybody pregnant. I didn't Facebook a kid to death. Make with my dirt bike!
- Homer: Someday, TV will be invented. And it will be free! Then it will cost money.
- Marge: This tree reminds me of your father. Round in the middle, thinning up top and your hands get sticky when you touch him.
- Krusty [as Santa]: Kid, this company's bust. For years I've been giving away free toys and getting cookies in return. It's not a sustainable business model.
- Lisa: You mean your gingerbread McMansion.
- Homer: Show some respect, three gingerbread men died making that.
- [After Martha Stewart decorates the Simpsons' house:]
- Marge: Martha, the house looks beautiful. It's like Christmas with a childless gay couple.
- Mr. Burns: "Release the hounds! [Barking is heard in the distance.] They'll be along any minute."
- [After a long pause, a lone harmless-looking dog arrives.]
- Dog: "We, uhhhh ... blew the budget on Katy Perry."
- [Moe makes several attempts to kiss Katy Perry, but can't get high enough to reach her face.]
- Moe: "I'm just gonna kiss your belly button." [presses his face into her abdomen and starts kissing]
- Katy: [surprised] "Uhh .. that's not my belly button."
- [Moe breaks off the kiss and looks up at Katy.]
- Katy: [quickly] "But I didn't say stop."
